btw merry chrimbler! i had a fun christmas but ofc i was traveling so there was no where to eat. i had to open my presents two days before because i left on xmas eve

rn i'm on the plane with 4 minutes until i come home uwu

then we have to drive for an hour ffs

uh so my mom wants me to when i graduate college take on the job as a flight attendant before i find a "real" one

so i thought ok for like a week

but then i realized

oh shit

i'm a clumsy fuck

soooooooo i've spilled hot tea, cold wine, and ice cream on me and other things in the past day

one day at chorus, the phone started ringing. i thought someone else would answer it so i just kinda (stayed on my phone) continued "working"

and then the choir teacher points at me to answer it and i'm like wait what

so i had a few seconds of confusion before i stumbled out of the seat (barely managing to get out) before literally kicking a huge piece of i don't know wood?? cardboard? but it was a big rectangle and when i slipped on it, i fell.

i somehow managed to get up and then i...

uh... so...

well there was this box of cupcakes with one left. i may have accidentally let it fall as i, very panicked, tried to get the phone

and then i answered it

gg

rip my hopes of being a waitress or anything because i can't do that shit

you can never escape being clumsy

suffer with me