TALL GIRL PROBLEMS

some of yar cute short stuffs think tall people have it easy
you wish you were taller
yadda yadda

lemme break it to yar cuties

tall people have got serious problems.

Seriousss probs.

wait wait not all tall people. i mean tall GIRLS.

tall guys are basically living the dream. damn.

here are some problems TALL GIRLS FACE

1. "you're tall, why are you wearing heels?
arent you like, already tall? what do you need heels for?
you're ALREADY tall."

bish because i want to have tea with the damn clouds.

i will wear heels if i want to.

(ps tho, I'm more of a wedges typa person when it comes to heels and stuff. i can't rock heelsss)

2. a boy could be fine as fvck but he either would be the same height as you or shorter.

it's harder for tall girls to find taller guys.

(you can literally be any height, as long as you're taller than me. It's a Personal preference thoooo. There are tall girls who don't mind at alllll)

3. tall girls can never be cute! it's either beautiful, sexy, look like a model but never cute.

my tall ass wants to be cute too. *pouts*

short girls no matter what you look like, you're gonna be called cute, then the other compliments.

4. people think we're older than our ages!

"whoa you're so tall how old are you?"

"I'm twelve-"

"Twelve?? i thought you were thirty-five.
my bad madam. i mean- girl."

5. wattpad authors never(hardly) write about us!!

beautiful girl, long chestnut brown hair, 16 years, 3'1, girlfriend to most popular guy in school, dark hair, 17 years, 8'5.

6. those days in school when you needed to be in line for sth or take a picture and the TALL peeps ALWAYS had to be at the back of the line.

7. dictating what we should be using our height for.

"you're tall you gotta play bball. you gotta model."

SIS i will be that McDonald's crew member I've always dreamed of. thank you for your unwanted concern over my future.

8. clothes. jeans that look long enough but end up hanging just below your knees.

also,

*tall girl wears shorts*, so indecent! harlot! whore! hoebag! just look at all that flesh!

*short girl wears shorts*, you look so cute! omg SO precious. you're tuh DIE for.

9. you can't get carried unless the other person is insanely tall.

so personally as a tall girl (5'10 last i checked), i think all my short friends are cute so when we meet up and hug, i always lift them. maybe swirl them. i can't hug you and not lift you like, what in the world? what in the bloody world? what a waste of that cute, liftable (not a word) height.
don't be friends with me if you don't wanna be lifted sis. warning yar.

so that's itttt, tall girl problems. if you know of any that i didn't mention, i wanna know. See ya.