Chapter XXXIII. Hopelessly Delulu

tiktok star
pedri we love you ❤

brazilian lemonade
and remember that we're
always with you

everyone's crush
fuck the management
honestly for their decision
but i do hope that it won't
cause drifts between our
team chemistry 💪

la masia's bully
hell yeah we ship vivi with
you and only you !!

harry potter 2.0
what cheap drug are you
lot on ???

harry potter 2.0
what are you even talking
about??? why this sudden
display of ✨love✨

cutie patotie
guys i don't think he even
knows...

yellow card magnet
whoa that's somehow even
worse 💀

harry potter 2.0
stop with the riddles
just tell what is it that i
don't know

certified madrid hater
pedri hold my hand while
i tell you this gently

harry potter 2.0
now i'm getting worried

certified madrid hater
no need to get worried

yellow card magnet
that's a lie 😭 it's a thing to
worry about A LOT

child labourer
yEAH❗his girlfriend's ex
boyfriend is transferring to
his club, i'd say that's a thing
to be worried about

brazilian lemonade
LAMINE NOO THIS IS NOT
HOW YOU BREAK THE NEWS

brazilian lemonade
but yeah it's the truth...

harry potter 2.0
wait what ?! how did i
not know about this ???

brazilian lemonade
probably cos u were in
rehab and hadn't attended
the monthly meeting where
this was discussed

yellow card magnet
also because i'm 99.9% sure
that half the time you have
our gc on mute

harry potter 2.0
i have it on mute because
i VALUE my peace and
quiet time

certified madrid hater
you mean your peace and
quiet time with vivi 🤧

harry potter 2.0
shut up

harry potter 2.0
oh god how do i even tell
this to vivienne

yellow card magnet
just rip of the band-aid
and tell her

harry potter 2.0
if you tell me to rip off the
band aid one more time, i'm
gonna rip you to shreds pablo

harry potter 2.0
and that's not a threat, it's
a promise 🔪

yellow card magnet
👁👄👁

tiktok star
i think you should tell her
as quick as possible and
in the most calm and gentle
way (aka not like lamine did!!)
it's better she gets to know
about this from you than
anyone else

harry potter 2.0
lewy 💞💞💞 thank
you for the advice

harry potter 2.0
and fuck you to the rest of
you useless bitches

harry potter 2.0
one last thing, when does
**** start at our club

child labourer
💀

brazilian lemonade
💀💀

tiktok star
💀💀💀

yellow card magnet
💀💀💀💀

la masia's bully
💀💀💀💀💀

everyone's crush
💀💀💀💀💀💀

shark 🦈
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

certified madrid hater
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

cutie patotie
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

harry potter 2.0
what the-
you guys seriously need
some help

harry potter 2.0
stop being so ominous
and answer my question

cutie patotie
you see the thing is that...
you and **** are starting
together from next month

child labourer
in other words, your first
game after recovery is
also ****'s first game at
barca

yellow card magnet
in other words, you're
FUCKED

vivi 🎀
joão dmed me

janice 💋
GIRL WTF

janice 💋
THAT'S A JUMPSCARE
AT LEAST A WARNING
WOULD BE APPRECIATED

vivi 🎀
😭😭

janice 💋
bitch broke up with that
blonde toad after she
cheated on him again and
is now coming back to you

janice 💋
i hate men
i DESPISE men

janice 💋
have you told anyone
else about this ???

vivi 🎀
i haven't and you know
why because my brothers
would become UNBEARABLE
charles would definitely storm
out to kill joão and then bathe
in his blood  and idek how
to tell pedri

janice 💋
this is so fucked up

vivi 🎀
i know and i don't know
what i should even do

janice 💋
what did that son of a
bitch even say

vivi 🎀
"hey"
"i miss you"

janice 💋
THAT'S IT ??
😭😭 ITS THE SAME
TEXT AS LAST TIME

janice 💋
WHAT THE FUCK 💀
WHO DOES HE THINK
HE IS

janice 💋
and what did you say

janice 💋
bitch istg you better not
have responded "i miss
you too" back to him
like the last time

vivi 🎀
hEY that was ONE time
and i was DRUNK then

vivi 🎀
but no...i just left him on
seen

janice 💋
THANK GOD

janice 💋
i was worried that you'd
do something stupid and
go back to joe the
heartbreaker

vivi 🎀
i would've if not for pedri

vivi 🎀
janny i really REALLY
like pedri

vivi 🎀
i'm not gonna fuck up
my relationship with pedri
because of joão

vivi 🎀
i don't want joão, i want pedri
he's made me realise that's
there so much else than pain
and heartbreak inside of me

vivi 🎀
i'm not gonna let joão ruin
me again and i'm especially
not gonna let joão ruin my
relationship with pedri

janice 💋
omg stop i'm gonna
cry 🤧 you and pedri are
so cute AND I'M SO HAPPY
FOR YOU FOR HEALING
YOURSELF AND FINALLY
MOVING ON

janice 💋
i know it in my soul that
you two are the end game

janice 💋
i'm rooting for you two 💪

vivi 🎀
awww ilysm 💜

janice 💋
ilym <33
BUT REMEMBER THAT
I'M GONNA BE THE MAID
OF HONOUR OKAY

vivi 🎀
yeah ofc !!!

vivi 🎀
wait shit 💀 i haven't
even told him that i like
him outside of the fake
relationship and i'm already
thinking about getting
married to him 😭
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vivi 🎀
literally fuck my hopeless
delulu romantic self
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