I do not own Naruto

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I grinned happily, the closet pervert had bought Naruto and I ramen. We're not talking a couple of bowls either. Naruto knows how to pack down ramen, so we're talking around fifteen bowls.

As we neared the hot springs we saw the closet pervert keep walking towards the water. Although when he stepped on it he didn't sink. So he was using chakra to keep himself from falling into the boiling hot water.

"Well that looks easy." I whispered to myself.

I zoned out for his explanation's as I stripped out of my clothes and into my underwear. Naruto turned red as he saw me.

"Y-Yuki-chan! What are you doing?" I looked at Naruto, who was as red.

"I don't want my clothes to get wet. Why?" I asked turning my head to the side.

"Oh, uh nothing, good idea!" Naruto stuttered as he striped to his boxers.

After concentrating chakra to my feet I slowly put my feet on the water. I wobbled back and forth a moment before I fell into the water.

"Holy shit!" I shouted as I jumped out of the water.

"You may not want to keep falling in, that water is very hot." The pervert said smugly as he shifted his glasses.

I got back on land, only I stopped trying to work on my chakra when I saw some familiar old man, or pervert peeking on the woman's bath house. Naruto seemed to see it too, because before he fell in the water he pointed to the old pervert, who was giggling like a school girl. I narrowed my eyes as I tried to think where I have seen him before.

The closet pervert turned around to see what Naruto had been pointing at. He gasped when he realized the old man was peeping on the woman's baths. Quickly, as Ibisu and the old man fought I pulled on my clothes.

When I turned around I saw the closet pervert passed out on the ground. While the old man was standing on a big toad striking a pose.

I looked at Naruto "Hey, try the thousand years of death?"

He nodded to me as he walked over to Ibisu, "Hey perv, you awake?"

His finger formed the hand sign that Kakashi had used, "Hidden secret finger jutsu: A thousand years of death." He jabbed his butt, but nothing.

We both pointed at the old man. "Hey you just knocked out our sensei! How are we supposed to learn that technique?" Naruto shouted as I felt annoyance settle in me.

He raised a eyebrow, "You mean that walking on water thing you two were having so much trouble with?"

We nodded, "Hey pervert what's your name?" Naruto asked.

"Oh me?" He didn't seem to mind being called pervert. Actually he just answered to it. "I'm Jiraiya the toad sage."He yelled as he strikes another pose.

"Well you-you Pervy sage since you knocked out our sensei you have to teach Yuki-chan and I that walking on water technique!" Naruto shouted.

The old pervert laughed, "I don't have to, besides I have better things to do."

"Yeah? Like what?" Naruto asked, a tone of anger still present.

"Well I have my research for example. I am a author of the famous 'Icha Icha Paradise' books. I don't have time to be teaching two snot nosed kids to walk on water." His toad poofed away as he was about to resume his peeking.

'So he is the pervert that wrights those book's that Kakashi reads.' I thought as I got a anime vein, my annoyance bordering anger.

"So! You call peeping on girl's research! Just so you can go writing those perverted books of your's?" I cracked my knuckles as the women could be heard running out of the hotspring. They obviously heard me yelling about a peeping perv.

He whined, "Aww you ruined my pe- I mean my research!" He turned to see the evil look on my face.

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~Jiraiya's Pov~

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She looks so much like her mother, it's almost scary. Especially the look she is giving me right now, it's the exact same look her mother used to give me whenever she caught me peeping.

"You know old man-" She paused so she could crack her knuckles again, causing me to flinch. I remembered her mom teaming up with Tsunade to beat me. Those damn women always thought that would stop my research. "My mother used to tell me not to harm the elderly, or people who can't defend themselfs. But seeing how you knocked out our sensei, I know you can defend yourself. Besides, I'm doing good in a way, since I'm protecting those women's virtue." She smirked evilly.

I remember her saying something like that once. Although when she said it she thought I could not defend myself, and she was a lot younger.

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~Flashback~

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I knelt down to the fence as a blush found it's way onto my face. I giggled like a school girl as I peeped in the woman's hot-spring. Faintly I heard, "Mom, who's he and why is he looking at the girl's bath house?"

"Wha- Jiraiya sensei?! What do you think you're doing?" I recognized that voice, slowly I turned around to see Mai Okami, one of my former student's. Although once I saw the angry look on her face as she stomped toward's me I gulped as I felt the blood leave my face. I can say Mai can be much more scary then Tsunade, being how she got some training from Tsunade.

"Oh, hey Mai, I was just doing some research." I chuckled nervously as Mai continued to approach me.

"Didn't Tsunade teach you a lesson when she caught you peeping on her?" She rolled up her sleeves.

Trying to get rid of the tension I said, "Yeah, she taught me not to peep on her-" I stopped though when I saw the angry look on Mai's face.

I blinked when a small girl, not even half my height, positioned herself between Mai and I. She looked like Mai when she was a child. Although she was not wearing a ninja outfit it still allowed her to be flexible. It was a pink kimono and a hot pink stash around her waist.

"No mom! You can't hurt a old man, you always tell me not to hurt those who can't defend themselves. And he's old, so he is slower then you are mom, so he won't be able to defend himself!" There was silence for a moment, then Mai busted out laughing. I feel a bit insulted. This girl just called me old, more than once too.

"So, you're not going to hurt me Mai?" I asked as Mai continued to laugh.

"Not now, I think a little kick to your ego did you some good. Good job Yuki." Mai patted Yuki's shoulder.

"Oh so that's the little Yuki I keep hearing about." I knelt down to Yuki's height smiling.

"Yeah this is Yuki, Yuki this is Jiraiya, one of my old sensei's. He is a very good teacher too." Mai smiled as Yuki turned to me. Her bright green eye's analyzing me closely.

"But mom, I think he is a big pervert." She stated bluntly causing both Mai and me to laugh. I ruffled her golden hair, her green eye's that she inherited from her father shined brightly as I did so.

"Yes Mai, she is just like you. In more than looks." I said amused.

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~End flashback~

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While I seem to remember this, Yuki does not.  I didn't blame her though, it was quite sometime ago. Naruto held her back as she tried to 'go at me' I laughed as I summoned chakra. Using it to make the wind swirl around me I laughed as I jumped away.

"See ya later!" I shouted laughing.

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~Yuki's Pov~

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Naruto and I have been looking all around town for the pervert. I stopped upon hearing a familiar voice say, "But your- your hand's their so lovely!" I looked at Naruto as a slap was heard. Nodding we ran to him.

"We finally got you Pervy Sage!" Naruto shouted.

He looked around as Naruto yelled, "Don't call me that!"

"Now you have to train us!" Naruto demanded which only made Jirayia laugh.

He picked up Naruto, put him in a trash can, put the lid on it. Then he put a very heavy rock on top of it.

"Hey!" I yelled gaining his attention. "Don't do that to Naruto-kun! You should respect him, he is going to become Hokage someday!" Jiraiya looked at me almost like he was going into a memory. When he snapped out of it he snickered then turned it to a full out laugh as he marched away in victory.

"Naruto-kun, are you okay?" I asked through the trash can.

The trash can shook, "Yeah,  but could you get me outta here!"

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Naruto and I are searching through the forest when we saw Jiraiya looking up at some clouds a blush on his face. Looking at Naruto, he nodded showing that he understood. We both made a shadow clone of ourselves , then the clone's ran at Jiraiya. When he fell behind the log he had been laying against we heard Naruto's clone say, "Oh a substitution jutsu, not bad old man." They both ran off then.

"I have to admit they aren't bad, but still not good enough." We  heard Jiraiya laugh.

Slowly we both stood from behind the log. "Oh yeah? How are we doing now?"

Jirayia almost looked like he had a heart attack, but he calmed down soon enough. " Okay I'll admit you two have some skills. You're not completely hopeless."

I narrowed my eye's at him, taking in his look's. This Jiraiya man looked very familiar, but I can't seem to recall where I've seen him. I tilted my head to the side for a second in though before Naruto took hold of my arm and ran off.

"Where are we going?" I asked as I looked behind me to see Jiraiya grinning amused as he watched us run off.

"We are going to find a watermelon that has a lot of curves on it, like what that Pervy sage explained." Naruto shouted some what excited.

"Um, Naruto-kun, if he was talking about curves don't you think he would be talking about a female, not fruit?" I asked, Naruto shook his head.

"No I am absolutely sure on this one!" I sighed but followed anyway.

'Naruto may be stupid or clueless sometime's, but he still is my best friend.' I thought as a smile was brought onto my face.

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We ran at Jiraiya, Naruto holding the oddly shaped watermelon. "Pervy sage!" Both Naruto and I called.

I saw two girl's that were sitting across from him giggle, "Did he just call you Pervy sage?"

"Hey hey! We got the thing you wanted!" Naruto shouted as he showed him the fruit proud of himself.

"That's not what I was talking about you baka!" Jiraiya shouted as he pulled out a butcher knife, as reflex I found myself placing my hands on my kunai pouch. "But there is no point in wasting food." I relaxed when all Jiraiya did was cut up the watermelon.

While he did that I looked at the two girls, "I'm just warning you two, this guy is a total pervert." Their faces showed disgust as they got up and ran off. I suppressed a giggle, now Jiraiya can focus on training us.

Naruto rubbed his belly as he sighed satisfied. "That was a good snack. We got you what you wanted, now you can train us Pervy sage!" Naruto got up excited.

Jiraiya shook his head, "No you two brought me fruit, I wanted a lady! Not some weird shaped fruit, but a lady!" He shouted.

Naruto blinked, "Oh, why didn't you just say so? I could have done that."

"Huh?" Jirayia asked confused.

Naruto made the familiar hand sign. Soon clouds surrounded him, or her as Naruto had done his sexy jutsu. Jiraiya flaunted over Naruto's jutsu, he turned to me. "Do you know this jutsu?"

I nodded as an answer. "Naruto made me make a version of his sexy jutsu. Something about it being a friend thing. Although I don't think you would care for my version."

"Why not?" He drooled over Naruto's female form.

"Well mine is the guy version." I scratched the back of my head as I grinned.

He blinked, looking at me then shrugged. " Oh, never mind."He said as he blushed looking back at Naruto.

"Will you pretty please train us Jiraiya?" The female Naruto cooed.

Jiraiya turned around his nose bleeding as he played with his fingers. "I will, if you promise to do something."

"Oh, what is it?" Naruto put his finger to his, or her lip as he pouted.

Jirayia turned back around, "You have to promise to stay like that the entire time."

There was a poof heard before Naruto stood back with a angry look on his face. He pointed a finger at Jiraiya, "I knew it! You're nothing but a little pervert!"

That only made Jirayia laugh, "I'm not a little pervert."

Naruto's eye's narrowed as he asked, "Oh yeah, then what are you?"

Jirayia wiggled his fingers, "I'm a big one."

"Great makes all the difference. Maybe Yuki-chan shouldn't train with you.." Naruto said thoughtfully.

"Aww but Naruto-kun! Don't you think it would be better if I was with you with a perverted sensei, then by myself with the closet pervert?" I asked hopeful.

He blinked, his eyes growing wide. "You're right Yuki-chan! But I don't trust him to be alone with you, he's too much of a pervert." Jiraiya sweatdropped at our conversation about him.

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End of chapter 19! Vote, comment, and fan if you love the story! I'll try to upload soon.