Excuse my title but I'm not kidding
It was legit a three inch roach or something kinda similar
I can't remember what my mom calls it now

My mom was calling my grandparents to get the bug spray for the one that was on the roof and hadn't moved in like an hour
And they sprayed it
And a few seconds later another one popped up like six inches away from me on the couch!!!

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Ok so I was awake because I was trying to help get the little sucker
But I was NOT expecting to have one scare me XD

All's well, my mom and I laughed about it for a good five minutes afterward while my grandparents looked kinda scared tbh

But now I'm paranoid that there's more bugs

What's funny is that I was scared when we first got here to my grandparents' house by their (literally six pounds, she was just weighed) dog, and then a jump scare beetle decided to land on me and scare the (insert four-letter word of choice) out of me 

And then some monster bug driven in by the storms last night thought it was funny to invade my personal space

Asdfghjkl what a morning