So I just finished vacuuming and my bro is playing on my computer and our parents aren't home

And my bro suddenly says "there's a guy in a top hat walking up our driveway"

So I go downstairs and look into the garage to see the door closed and my brother comes down soon after

I didn't see the guy but my brother then spotted him across the street going to our neighbor's house, putting something by their garage, and then moving on to the next house

This guy is wearing a full on suit and there's a black van with tinted windows outside our neighbor's house with two guys chatting through the window

They looked like the freaking FBI or something

There was no top hat tho XD

So my brother and I are shook trying to figure out if the mafia is planting bombs by random civilian's garage doors (that's what I was theorizing for some reason) and I volunteer to go outside and look

I'm wearing a t-shirt and yoga pants and crocs and I decided to bring my 3-inch long knife out and hope nothing bad is about to happen.

It turns out that it was just some stupid biblical propaganda pamphlet saying "YOURE SINNERS BUT YOU CAN BE SAVED" (bs) that we threw away and we had a laugh that we thought it was the FBI or mafia XD

to be fair, which would be worse? The mafia coming to your door or religious cultists?

Not saying that's what these people are but it's just a little sketchy when they print several dozen/hundred copies of pamphlets with sayings meant to scare people by saying they're going to have a horrible afterlife and the only way to life happily ever after is to join some random church?

So yeah. That was an interesting 5 minutes. My bro's gone back to playing Scrap Mechanic and I need to put the vacuum away and go do hw XD

Auf weidersehen!
-Becca 🍀