I'm serious have I?

Some of the clips are no kidding that old, yellowed, grainy footage and is sped up like a typical 1920's film or something

There are 48 stars on the flag for the national anthem. Alaska and Hawaii weren't states when this was filmed!

The seatbelt safety song we have to be tortured through every Friday assumes that we DON'T have seatbelts and is constantly telling us to get them installed
As if it isn't mandatory for cars to have them in order to be sold
Not to mention the song is an authentic School House Rock style

Although the school interview done by this one kid is pretty funny
It's never an actual interview because all the answers are given jokingly and aren't helpful buuuut
The interviewer has a different pair of glasses every episode
And there literally zero editing gone into it when I had to spend weeks editing a single interview when I did the video production class at my old school

I'm

So done

With these announcements

There's also a joke of the week, which this time was:

"Have you heard about the restaurant on the Moon? Great food, no atmosphere."

I honestly thought the answer was going to be "it's out of this world"

Gasps loudly

IMAGINE THIS JOKE IN VOLTRON.
THATS A BAD JOKE TO AN ENTIRELY MEW LEVEL
LANCE IF YOURE READING THIS PLEASE DO—