-sitting downstairs while being bored out of my mind-

Brain: y'know society requires you to go through twelve years of schooling to say you're eligible to be an adult out on your own

then makes you CHOOSE to go back to school for another 2-12 in order to actually learn things to be successful in life

why couldn't they just teach you the things to be successful in the first place?

Me: ...I mean you're not wrong.