New Students on the Bus

Driver: hallo Rebecca! Wir haben zwei neue Studenten.

Me: really?! Ok!

Rose: new students?! Whoop whoop!
Viryn: how did you understand that?
Nathen: "neue Studenten" sounds a lot like "new students."
Rose: SHHHHHH I FIGURED IT OUT ON MY OWN!
Nathen: after I told you and it finally clicked to actually listen and figure out the English translation

Me: well now we just wait and see who it is! *starts daydreaming and questioning who it could be*

-after about 40 minutes we pick up the other two stops and make our way to the new one-

Viryn: this is a LONG way down this road
Nathen: the end of the road is coming up wow it's the VERY last house

Me: wait I know those kids???

Rose: HEY! It's Alexis from PE!
Nathen: and Sean...? he's a sophomore like me. I think that's his name. Either Sean or Jack.

Me: so much for new students I might actually talk to. They probably think I'm too much of a lowly socially awkward weirdo to communicate with.

Nathen: don't say that! We talk to you!
Rose: because none of us are popular. Alexis is definitely popular. She's one of the sportiest kids in freshman year
Viryn: plus they're sitting mathematically farthest away from us. As the first stop, it's courtesy so sit closest to the window. As the last stop, they sit closest to the door. And the freshman girl would be the farthest because if we make this a right triangle, she's the opposite end of the hypotenuse.
Rose: ...no idea what you just said
Nathen: mathematically the girl we have a chance of talking with is the farthest away possible from us and it's wouldn't be wise to talk over others. We're not going to have any new social interaction here.

Me: plus she totally gossips in the locker room and I'd rather not get a weird reputation for saying something stupid on the bus.

Rose: true.
Nathen: since when do you have a reputation, Rose? You're already rather disliked by teachers.
Viryn: OHHHHHHHH
Rose: HEY! Says the try-hard at school and shows off his straight-A's at every possible moment

Me: I have straight A's, geez. You just don't pay attention in class.

Rose: ASDFGHJKL STOP SUPPORTING YOUR TRUE LOVE
Nathen: *picks her up with magic and chucks her out window* O/////////O

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