Breaking the Fourth Wall All Day Every Day

Originally from my HTTYD fanfic Rogue, because I decided it didn't fit with the fact that I'm ACTUALLY half-trying to do a serious fanfic and tbh i didnt want fandom wars and I've suddenly been very paranoid with certain things about that story which is one of the reasons I've come to a writer's block with it...

Have a random fourth-wall breakage with far too many fandoms in one room!

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*le fourth wall shatters*
Hiccup: TOOTHLESS WHAT DID YOU DO
Toothless: I DONT KNOW SOMETHING BROKE BUT THERES NOTHING HERE TO BREAK

Olivia: AXEL YOU BETTER NOT HAVE TOUCHED SOMETHING
Axel: I didn't do anything! Geez!
Jesse: *pokes head through broken fourth wall* uhhhhh...

Hiccup: ...there's a square me... Bud tell me I'm seeing stuff

Jesse: PETRA! LUKAS! OLIVIA! YOU GUYS GOTTA SEE THIS...
Petra: uhhhhh...
Lukas: *faints*
Olivia: ENDER DRAGON?!

Toothless: what's an ender dragon?!

Axel: KILL IT IT FIYAH

Hiccup: NO KILLING TOOTHLESS!
Toothless: -_- you do realize I'm fireproof right

*le another fourth wall shatters*

Jay: what the- hey you guys look like you're outta a video game!

Olivia: ...what's a video game...?

Cole: GASP! You don't know what a video game is?! How is that possible?! That's like not having a favorite type of cake!

Axel: THERE'S MORE THAN ONE TYPE OF CAKE?! Oo0

Cole: CAKE BUDDY?! Oo0
Kai: not again...
Zane: ...it appears we all are from different dimensions and/or universes.

Hiccup: ...you're made of metal.

Zane: affirmative.

Jesse: PAMA. Get outta that guys head please.

Lloyd: what's a "PAMA"?
Zane: the only person in my head is P.I.X.A.L.
P.I.X.A.L.: hello, I am P.I.X.A.L. You say "PAMA" in an agitated way. I assure you, I am not hostile.

Jesse: *still very triggered*

Cole: by the way, cool dragon.

Toothless: See, someone sees my potential as Mr. Super Awesome Night Fury Toothless Nightstalker.
Hiccup: ...he says thanks.

*le another fourth wall shatters*

Aphmau: SHOOT WE DONE GOOFED!
Garroth: WHAT DID YOU DO APH
Aphmau: I DONT KNOW!
Travis: LUCINDA DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH POTIONS?!
Lucinda: Travis, I am offended. I know the extent of my potions, and I did nothing to do with this.

Petra: thank god, other normal people!

Jay: AHHHHHHH

Garroth: AHHHHHHHH

Axel: AHHHHHHHH

Hiccup: PLEASE STOP SHOUTING

Zane: yes, please. It's bothering my girlfriend...
Garroth: oops, sorry little brother!

Cole: anyone here like cake?! Oo0

Kawaii~Chan: Zane you like cupcakes
Zane: •/////• no I don't, I don't know what you're talking about

*the ninjas blink*

Lloyd: wait...
Kai: is your name...
Jay: ZANE?!
Zane: *glitches a little* this does not compute?!

Zane: ...is there a problem with that?

Jay: HAHA! There are two Zanes! And they look like, opposite of each other!

Katelyn: oh gawd, two Zanes. I don't know if I can take this Travis

Hiccup: I already can't take this!

Jesse: same... O_o

Kai: I think we're officially going crazy, other peeps.

Garroth: wait... IS THAT A DRAGON?!

Toothless: ._. Uh oh

Cole: wait, dragon?! Darn, I wish Rocky was still here!

Garroth: how cool is that?! And you have a saddle? Oh, lanky tall dude, do you ride him?

Hiccup: uhhhh yeah?

Lukas: HOW DOES ONE RIDE A DRAGON.
Jesse: Lukas, fix this please. RIGHT NOW!

Zane: *pokes other Zane suspiciously* so you're a robot?

Zane: Nindroid, yes.

Kawaii~Chan and Aphmau: what's a nindroid?

Zane: ...it's a very long story...

Cole: CAKE BUDDIES, UNITE!

Axel: hey emo dude, you too!

Zane: I don't think so.

Cole: YES, non-ninja edgy me! COME WITH US TO THE CAKE SIDE.

Zane: Kawaii~Chan help me!
Kawaii~Chan: Kawaii~Chan doesn't know what to do to help Zane-Senpai! O.o"

Hiccup: sooo... square me

Jesse: strange not-square me.

Hiccup: ...have you done any stupid things in your time?

Jesse: you have NO idea.

Hiccup: true to that, my friend, true to that.

Jesse: can I ask you how you're able to ride a green-eyed, very small ender dragon?

Toothless: I'm not an ender dragon, blockhead. I'm a Night Fury. Get it right.

Hiccup: long story.

Lukas: *has journal and quill out* mind starting from the beginning?
Jesse: LUKAAAAAAS

Aphmau: *crouching beside Toothless, staring at him intently*
Aaron: APH WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET AWAY FROM IT!

Toothless: EXCUSE ME, I am not an it! I am hurt, I am VERY MUCH HURT!
Hiccup: stop it you over dramatic reptile

Aphmau: this dragon is like a cat. A mutant, intelligent, scaly, overgrown, adorable cat!

Toothless: Oo0 these people understand me

Aaron: but that doesn't mean-

Hiccup: he's perfectly safe, clam down mister... furry...eared...tailed... guy... I think I need to go sit down...

Jesse: ._. Help

Aaron: ._. ...you're Jesse. From the video game. I really think we're dead now...

Lloyd: wait you're ACTUALLY from a video game? Jay's gonna flip...
Jay: *inventing stuff with Olivia* what about me?!

Laurence: wait he's ACTUALLY holding lighting

Kai: yeah. I can hold fire *lights his fist on fire*

Toothless: Oo0 fire master

Travis: YOURE HAND IS ON FIRE THAT IS NOT CORRECT LEMME GO FIND SOME WATER TO FIX THAT-

Jay: wait where's Nya?

Jesse: Ivor, Radar?

Aaron: our parents are gonna flip when they realize we're gone
Aphmau: oh shoot you're right

Hiccup: oh you're parents care about you? That must be nice. I don't have any people outside this crazy place to wonder where I am

Garroth: ...that's sad, you know?

Hiccup: I know.

Nya: *from Ninjago* I GOT IT! TIME TO FIX THE FOURTH WALL!

Ivor: I GOT THE FANDOM DUCT TAPE!
Radar: AND I GOT REPAIR TOOLS FOR WHEN THAT DOESNT WORK!
Ivor: have a little faith, young one! Fandom duct tape can fix any break between universes!
Radar: except we didn't know about breaks in universes until now, and we'll probably forget once it's fixed...

Sylvanna: MIHA IM COMING! *full out sprinting with as much fourth-wall-fixing stuff she can find*
Aphmau: MOM!

*le fourth wall was fixed by the not-crazy or very-crazy people on the correct side of the fourth wall*

~The End.

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I hope people enjoyed, sorry I didn't include that many fandoms. As soon as I was like "what fandom to choose?" My mind went blank...
Plus with Aphmau I already had a lot of characters and I clearly didn't include all of them XD

I apologize to the sane characters that were breaking I this XD
This is why we shouldn't break the fourth wall
We need these characters' sanities!

Anyway that's all I got this to 1000 words XD
#SorryNotSorry

Auf weidersehen!
-Becca out

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