Breaking the Fourth Wall All Day Every Day
Originally from my HTTYD fanfic Rogue, because I decided it didn't fit with the fact that I'm ACTUALLY half-trying to do a serious fanfic and tbh i didnt want fandom wars and I've suddenly been very paranoid with certain things about that story which is one of the reasons I've come to a writer's block with it...
Have a random fourth-wall breakage with far too many fandoms in one room!
------------------
*le fourth wall shatters*
Hiccup: TOOTHLESS WHAT DID YOU DO
Toothless: I DONT KNOW SOMETHING BROKE BUT THERES NOTHING HERE TO BREAK
Olivia: AXEL YOU BETTER NOT HAVE TOUCHED SOMETHING
Axel: I didn't do anything! Geez!
Jesse: *pokes head through broken fourth wall* uhhhhh...
Hiccup: ...there's a square me... Bud tell me I'm seeing stuff
Jesse: PETRA! LUKAS! OLIVIA! YOU GUYS GOTTA SEE THIS...
Petra: uhhhhh...
Lukas: *faints*
Olivia: ENDER DRAGON?!
Toothless: what's an ender dragon?!
Axel: KILL IT IT FIYAH
Hiccup: NO KILLING TOOTHLESS!
Toothless: -_- you do realize I'm fireproof right
*le another fourth wall shatters*
Jay: what the- hey you guys look like you're outta a video game!
Olivia: ...what's a video game...?
Cole: GASP! You don't know what a video game is?! How is that possible?! That's like not having a favorite type of cake!
Axel: THERE'S MORE THAN ONE TYPE OF CAKE?! Oo0
Cole: CAKE BUDDY?! Oo0
Kai: not again...
Zane: ...it appears we all are from different dimensions and/or universes.
Hiccup: ...you're made of metal.
Zane: affirmative.
Jesse: PAMA. Get outta that guys head please.
Lloyd: what's a "PAMA"?
Zane: the only person in my head is P.I.X.A.L.
P.I.X.A.L.: hello, I am P.I.X.A.L. You say "PAMA" in an agitated way. I assure you, I am not hostile.
Jesse: *still very triggered*
Cole: by the way, cool dragon.
Toothless: See, someone sees my potential as Mr. Super Awesome Night Fury Toothless Nightstalker.
Hiccup: ...he says thanks.
*le another fourth wall shatters*
Aphmau: SHOOT WE DONE GOOFED!
Garroth: WHAT DID YOU DO APH
Aphmau: I DONT KNOW!
Travis: LUCINDA DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH POTIONS?!
Lucinda: Travis, I am offended. I know the extent of my potions, and I did nothing to do with this.
Petra: thank god, other normal people!
Jay: AHHHHHHH
Garroth: AHHHHHHHH
Axel: AHHHHHHHH
Hiccup: PLEASE STOP SHOUTING
Zane: yes, please. It's bothering my girlfriend...
Garroth: oops, sorry little brother!
Cole: anyone here like cake?! Oo0
Kawaii~Chan: Zane you like cupcakes
Zane: •/////• no I don't, I don't know what you're talking about
*the ninjas blink*
Lloyd: wait...
Kai: is your name...
Jay: ZANE?!
Zane: *glitches a little* this does not compute?!
Zane: ...is there a problem with that?
Jay: HAHA! There are two Zanes! And they look like, opposite of each other!
Katelyn: oh gawd, two Zanes. I don't know if I can take this Travis
Hiccup: I already can't take this!
Jesse: same... O_o
Kai: I think we're officially going crazy, other peeps.
Garroth: wait... IS THAT A DRAGON?!
Toothless: ._. Uh oh
Cole: wait, dragon?! Darn, I wish Rocky was still here!
Garroth: how cool is that?! And you have a saddle? Oh, lanky tall dude, do you ride him?
Hiccup: uhhhh yeah?
Lukas: HOW DOES ONE RIDE A DRAGON.
Jesse: Lukas, fix this please. RIGHT NOW!
Zane: *pokes other Zane suspiciously* so you're a robot?
Zane: Nindroid, yes.
Kawaii~Chan and Aphmau: what's a nindroid?
Zane: ...it's a very long story...
Cole: CAKE BUDDIES, UNITE!
Axel: hey emo dude, you too!
Zane: I don't think so.
Cole: YES, non-ninja edgy me! COME WITH US TO THE CAKE SIDE.
Zane: Kawaii~Chan help me!
Kawaii~Chan: Kawaii~Chan doesn't know what to do to help Zane-Senpai! O.o"
Hiccup: sooo... square me
Jesse: strange not-square me.
Hiccup: ...have you done any stupid things in your time?
Jesse: you have NO idea.
Hiccup: true to that, my friend, true to that.
Jesse: can I ask you how you're able to ride a green-eyed, very small ender dragon?
Toothless: I'm not an ender dragon, blockhead. I'm a Night Fury. Get it right.
Hiccup: long story.
Lukas: *has journal and quill out* mind starting from the beginning?
Jesse: LUKAAAAAAS
Aphmau: *crouching beside Toothless, staring at him intently*
Aaron: APH WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET AWAY FROM IT!
Toothless: EXCUSE ME, I am not an it! I am hurt, I am VERY MUCH HURT!
Hiccup: stop it you over dramatic reptile
Aphmau: this dragon is like a cat. A mutant, intelligent, scaly, overgrown, adorable cat!
Toothless: Oo0 these people understand me
Aaron: but that doesn't mean-
Hiccup: he's perfectly safe, clam down mister... furry...eared...tailed... guy... I think I need to go sit down...
Jesse: ._. Help
Aaron: ._. ...you're Jesse. From the video game. I really think we're dead now...
Lloyd: wait you're ACTUALLY from a video game? Jay's gonna flip...
Jay: *inventing stuff with Olivia* what about me?!
Laurence: wait he's ACTUALLY holding lighting
Kai: yeah. I can hold fire *lights his fist on fire*
Toothless: Oo0 fire master
Travis: YOURE HAND IS ON FIRE THAT IS NOT CORRECT LEMME GO FIND SOME WATER TO FIX THAT-
Jay: wait where's Nya?
Jesse: Ivor, Radar?
Aaron: our parents are gonna flip when they realize we're gone
Aphmau: oh shoot you're right
Hiccup: oh you're parents care about you? That must be nice. I don't have any people outside this crazy place to wonder where I am
Garroth: ...that's sad, you know?
Hiccup: I know.
Nya: *from Ninjago* I GOT IT! TIME TO FIX THE FOURTH WALL!
Ivor: I GOT THE FANDOM DUCT TAPE!
Radar: AND I GOT REPAIR TOOLS FOR WHEN THAT DOESNT WORK!
Ivor: have a little faith, young one! Fandom duct tape can fix any break between universes!
Radar: except we didn't know about breaks in universes until now, and we'll probably forget once it's fixed...
Sylvanna: MIHA IM COMING! *full out sprinting with as much fourth-wall-fixing stuff she can find*
Aphmau: MOM!
*le fourth wall was fixed by the not-crazy or very-crazy people on the correct side of the fourth wall*
~The End.
----------------
I hope people enjoyed, sorry I didn't include that many fandoms. As soon as I was like "what fandom to choose?" My mind went blank...
Plus with Aphmau I already had a lot of characters and I clearly didn't include all of them XD
I apologize to the sane characters that were breaking I this XD
This is why we shouldn't break the fourth wall
We need these characters' sanities!
Anyway that's all I got this to 1000 words XD
#SorryNotSorry
Auf weidersehen!
-Becca out
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top