I'm so heckin quiet that if I sit down at a crowded table and everyone's talking, it's takes them at least an hour to see that I'm there. That is if I don't talk to them and contribute to the conversation.

My parents have even given up on trying to find me if it's not important. I always hide when there's more than immediate family over. So easy hiding skills, check. Quietness, check.

Two examples are when I played hide and seek with my cousins and when I was in girl scouts.

At girl scout camp, I was upset at my troop mates because they were, in my opinion, being mean. I hid in the bathroom and locked the door the best I could (they somehow took the handle on the other side off). I stayed silent and listened to my troop mates as they slowly forgot about me in the bathroom. Then they completely forgot about me to go to dinner! So I'm chillin in the bathroom deciding whether or not to go to dinner when I hear the panicky voices of my troop and them fretting where I am. They found me in the bathroom and were apologizing because they were kinda ish ashamed of themselves that they forgot me.

(This is shorter don't worry) I was playing hide and seek with my cousins and I hid in a closet with my blanket flung over me and pretending to be a vacuum cleaner. It took them questioning my parents and five tries before one of them decided to touch the blanket and discover me.

(Idk why I wrote this)