Everyone has those moments. Moments that are named after a hair color for some heckin reason. It's those moments that-

CRASH

Alright what the heck was that?!?! I'm talking to the people that are paying attention for some reason!!

*Two similar looking kids run on stage* *are fighting*

*Jason comes in* Sorry Nonya. Lilith and Dominic are fighting again.

No crap Sherlock.

Jason: I'm not Sherlock. That's Stark and Strange

Katie: *comes in* *tries to pull the kids apart* Lilith! No biting your brother! Dominic! Put those daggers away now!

So… what are they fighting about this time?

Jason: who gets Alfred's last cookie of the day

ExCuSe Me?!?! ThE cOoKiEs ArE aLmOsT gOnE???

Katie: yeah. And these two *pins Dominic to the wall with a dagger (it goes through his shirt don't worry)* have decided to fight to the death for it *ties Lilith with stage rope*

Well can they fight somewhere else? They're interrupting the show thingama whatsit.

Katie: *nods* Jay Babe get Dominic

Jason: no way! He's gonna bite my head off!

Dominic: *glaring at everyone*

Jason. Happy wife, happy life, sí?

Jason: *grumbles* yeah

Besides, Demon 2.0 is your son and there's no way in heck I'm letting you shrink from parental responsibilities.

Jason: but…

Katie: for Alfred's sake *ties Lilith on her back* *grabs Dominic with one hand* *grabs Jason's ear*

Jason: OWW!! Babe please! Ow! Sorry! Babe! NONYA HELP!! *Gets dragged out*

…  Well then… *furrows eyebrows* what was I gonna say? Dam my OCs and the Batfam *leaves* *stage lights turn off*