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"...And GOD his smile... Are you listening to me?" His cat, who spends most of its days sleeping, just blinks at him. He would be annoyed if he didn't understand... If he didn't understand why his cat may zone out. After all, he has been whining to his cat about his crush on Daichi for the past three months. "Should I ask him out? I should just ask him out... I should probably do it in person though. I'll ask him if he wants to study... I'll ask him before he leaves. Is that a good plan?"

His cat emits a quiet purr, from its curled position on the couch next to him.

"I take that as a yes," Kuroo responds, with a chuckle. Pulling his phone out of his pocket, he texts Daichi.

To: Thigh God

Kuroo is glad that Daichi does not know what his contact name is.

To: Thigh God

Want to

Next to him, his cat stands, and bumps his arm, turning

Study at my place?

Into

Sex at my place?

To make matters worse, when he goes back to fix his mistake, his cat bumps his arm yet again.

This bump results in him pressing the send button.

Recalling how little Daichi likes his puns, pickup lines, and other sexual jokes, Kuroo shrieks, "Daichi is going to murder me!"

//ayy this fic will have multiple parts... there will probably be less than five parts, though