Okay.

I think it's time we were honest with ourselves.

I mean, come ON, people!

Seriously!

This is not an egg.

This?

This is an egg.

This, my ninja turtle loving companions, is a BEAN

And Leo sure does love his bean.

So much so that Raph is jelly that he won't share.

Poor Raphie  :(

Anyway,

That is a bean.

I don't care what the plot claims. Look at it.

100% pure bean.

You will not convince me otherwise.

That is all.