Are We There Yet?!?!?!

"I'm sooooooo tired. We've been walking for ages!!!"

"Shut up Usopp. It's only been 30 minutes" Sanji replied angrily.

"Why does it feel like forever?!?" Usopp whined.

"I don't know but- MARIMO THIS WAY!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!"

"This place keeps moving. I swore I was going the right way."

"At this rate we're gonna be stuck in this woods forever." Usopp mumbled

"What did you say long nose?!?" Zoro growled.

"Eeeeeeek! Sanji!"

"Calm down you neanderthal. Usopp get off me." Sanji's been to focus on the map to really care at the man and beast around him. Chopper told them that it's only an hour and half walk. Well if you're following the directions that is.

"But Usopp is right. Stop walking where you want to go. You're gonna get us lost."

"Whatever." Zoro mumbled defeated

"So if we keep following this walk way chopper insisted, we won't get hurt by the monsters living in the forest and should get there on time to catch her. Hopefully chopper is holding her down in by the time we get there." Sanji said focusing on the map and road way.

Meanwhile with Chopper

"Miss Kureha. You can't leave yet. I- well-- I need help being bathed."

"God damn it chopper. I bathed you 30 minutes ago."

"I'm sorry. I slipped into the mud. Can you help me again?" Chopper gave her one of his sweetest puppy dog eyes. Even though he isnt a puppy.

"Ughhhh. Chopper I'm going to scrub you so hard that you can't get dirty anymore. I might as well try my new spell on you sweety~~"Kureha said evily.

"Ha...ha..ha. um.... okay."

'Guys please hurry' Chopper thought scared out of his mind.

Back to the trio

"Are we there yet?"

"No Zoro."

"Are we there yet?"

"No Zoro."

"Are we there--"

"Stop asking me the same question Zoro." Sanji said annoyed

"Fineeeee."

2 min later

"How about now?" Zoro said bored

"No. Zoro." Sanji said with a death glare. Usopp backed away trying not to get killed by Sanji's aura.

Another 2 minutes later

"Now?"

Sanji snapped.

"STOP ASKING ME EVERY- USOPP GET OF ME. LET ME AT HIM. I'M GOING TO---"

"Shush." Zoro said alarmed and cut sanji off by covering his mouth.

"Mfmhhmfmffmmmm!!!"

"Be quiet cook." Zoro said alarmed.

The all became silent and heard some ruffling in the bushes. What came out wasn't as scary as they thought it was.

"Aww look it's a- well it looks like a white fluffy bunny" Sanji said going towards it. "Where is your family huh. Aww you're so cute. Come here. Yeah that's right. Come on. I'm going to--"

"Raaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!" The cute looking bunny thing turned into a killer animal.

"IT'S A KILLER BUNNY. RUUUNNNN!!!!!!!" Usopp and Sanji screamed in Unison and began to run but noticed a green fur ball wasn't following.

"Prince Zoro come on!!" Usopp screamed out.

"Raaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!" The thing screeched as loud as it can sending the birds flying away off the tress.

"Zoro hurry up. It's coming after you!!" Sanji screamed and when the beast was about to leap at Zoro, Zoro kicked it into the air.

"Well it's gone now." Zoro said while picking at his furry ear.

'Was it that easy' They both thought while looking at Zoro shocked.

"Well I guess that's over then and look. I think we're almost there. I see the Sakura tree symbol he was talking about." Sanji started walking.

"You both are pussys."

"Shut up!!!!" They said together.

Meanwhile with Zoro's rescue team

"Are we almost there?" Luffy said whining.

"I'm going to snap is neck if he keeps asking the same fucking question." Kidd mumbled

"Strawhat-san, we should be finding him soon enough." Robin said

They've been in a carriage for hours hoping to find him hiding by the palace or leaving any clues but the only thing they found was some of his ripped up clothes and found the destroyed trees from the battle on that day.

"I know he's out there. But he's probably not around here. He might be in some part of the kingdom hiding. Maybe we should visit some of the villages." Sabo said

"Let's do that. Just hopefully we fine him in time." Robin replied.

"Are we there yet?" Luffy asked again.

It took some people to stop Kidd from trying to break his neck.

Back to the trio

"I'm hungry." Zoro said.

"Well You ate all the food I've made for this trip."

"Sorry but it was sooo good."

"Well thank you." Sanji blushed. " Maybe I can get some apples from up there. It's high though." As he said that, Zoro lifted him up on his shoulders. Sanji face gotten even darker.

"Hahaha. Sanji's face looks like the apples." Usopp said cracking up until Sanji glared at him making his grin fade away.

"Pu-put me down you beast."

"Until my beauty gets my apples."

Sanji might pass out with all the blood running to his face.

"Stupid no good prince." Sanji angrily started pulling good apples of the tree while Usopp caught them.

"Ok you can put me down-- wait. I think I see a cottage over there. That might be chopper's place."

"Yes finally this witch can change me back" Zoro grinned making him look so cute and fluffy. Sanji couldn't help but stair. During the time Zoro had been living with him, he got to actually meet the prince for who he was. Wasn't as selfish as he thought he would be. He put him down nicely.

"There you go. And that you for the aspples. They're really good." Zoro replied eating the sweet juicy apple.

"Well, it's not really my apple tree. But you're welcome." Sanji can't get the blush off his face. He can't take all this compliments or he's gonna die.

"Let's go. Here we come to fix Zoro back to normal. I, the Great Captain Usopp, will brig you home a new man."

Zoro couldn't help but chuckle.

'Please change me back' Zoro thought

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