{PLEASE IGNORE THE SPELLING AND THE GRAMMAR MISTAKES}

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"Badmash! Mere ghar mein ghus aate ho? Main tumhe chhodungi nahi. Maar maar ke kachumbar bana dungi" Santu is agrily beating a man with a stick. The man runs from the garden to the hall of Singh Mansion. But Santu doesn't stop beating him. 

"Arey... Arey... Madam ji, hum badmash nahi hain... Aap suniye toh sahi" the man pleads in front of her requesting her to stop beating him.

Santu again beats him and scolds, "Jhuthe, itne bade ho gaye ho aur jhuth bolte hue sharam nahi aati... Tumhari toh chatni bana dungi main."

Hearing these noises, everyone comes to the hall and sees them. They are all surprised. 

"Cheete" Haseena shouts his name.

Cheetah looks at her, quickly hides behind her, and says, "Haseena di, yeh wonder women kaun hain? Kitna maarti hain!"

Santu goes near to Haseena and says, "Cutie pie, aap hato wanha se. Yeh aapko chot pahunchayega. Main isko abhi thik karti hoon" She again tries to hit him.

Haseena quickly says while stopping her, "Santu, Santu, shant ho jaayiye. Yeh koi badmash nahi hain. Aap please shant rahiye."

Santu stops and calmly looks at Haseena. Haseena carefully takes the stick from her hand and asks her, "Santu, kya hua? Kyun maar rahi thi aap inhe?"

Santu cutely replies, "Cutie Pie, aapko pata hain, yeh badmash hain. Bahar humare flowers pot chura raha tha."

Haseena looks at Cheetah giving an expression like what's she saying.

Cheetah answers, "Arey di, hume aise mat dekhiye. Hum koi gamla nahi chura rahe the. Arey hum kya gamla chor lagte hain aapko?"

"HAAANNNN" Santu says sternly.

Cheetah rolls his eyes and replies, "Arey baba, hum aapka gamla nahi chura rahe the. Humare ghar mein bhi hazar gamle hain."

"Itna hone ke baad bhi chura rahe the. Sharam nahi aati? Pata nahi tumhe, sab kehte hain ki lalach buri bala hoti hain, LALCHI INSAAN" Everyone tries to control their laugh at Santu's this statement. 

Cheetah sighs and says, "Hey Mata..."

"Bolo Pitashri" Santu again speaks in a stern tone making everyone chuckles apart from Anubhav.

Cheetah again rolls his eyes, "Hum yanha Haseena di aur Ammi se milne aaye the. Hum thoda jaldi jaldi aa rahe the aur phone par kuch dekh rahe the toh humse anjaane mein bahar jo gamle hain usko pair lag gaya aur do galme niche gir gaye. Hum bas woh hi sahi se rakh rahe the ki itne mein yeh devi ji aayi aur hume pitne lag gayi."

Haseena controls her laugh and softly says to Santu, "Santu, aap galat samajh rahi hain. Yeh koi badmash ya chor nahi hain. Jaise aap aur aapke Bunny hain naa waise hi hum dono hain. Yeh, humare chhote brother jaise hain."

Santu looks at him and then at her, "Sachchi?"

"Haan baba. Hum aapse jhuth kyun bolenge? Sachchi!" Haseena sweetly tells Santu.

Santu makes a cute pout and looks at Cheetah. He too looks at her with a bit of relief. But still, he is a little scared of her. 

She holds her ears and says cutely, "Sorry!" 

A beautiful smile appears on Cheetah's face due to Santu's innocence. She continues, "Tum mujhe punish toh nahi karoge naa 'Gamla Man'?"

"Kya?" Cheetah's smile vanishes in confusion after hearing the word 'Gamla Man' from her mouth. 

Haseena says while controlling her smile, "Yeh aise hi naam rakhti hain sabke. Achchha hain naa?"

He glares at her and says, "Aap toh mujhe psychiatric hone ke wajah se pagal doctor kehti hain. Usse toh kayi zyada achchha hain yeh naam."

Everyone laughs apart from Anubhav. Damn, this man!

Karishma says, "Aap log baatein kijiye. Hum aate hain kuch der mein."

Neil smiles, "Hum dono bhi kisi kaam se bahar jaa rahe hain. Bye, everyone!" 

Neil and Anubhav go to their work. Pushpa ji and Karishma to go along with Santu. While going with Karishma, Santu turns and looks at Cheetah. He smiles at her. But she shows her tongue to him making him stunned.

He turns to Haseena and says, "Di yeh..."

She replies before he can complete his sentence, "Hum tumhe sab batate hain. Pehle Ammi ke paas chaliye."

He nods and they go to her room.

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It's late at night,
Anubhav is working on his laptop with a serious expression. He is yawning too. Then, the beautiful hand of someone puts a mug of coffee on the table. She looks up and sees Haseena passing him a small smile. 

"Aap soyi nahi abhi tak?" He asks her softly.

She replies while sipping her coffee, "Nahi, woh bas ek case ki study kar rahe the. Phir dekha ki aap bhi nahi soye. Lekin aapko nind toh aa rahi hain. Iss liye aapke liye aur humare liye coffee banayi."

He raises his eyebrows. 

She makes a cute face and says while resting her back on the wall, "Matlab banayi nahi, banwayi. Woh Dinu kaka abhi tak soye nahi the toh unse request ki banane ke liye."

He somehow tries to hide his smile. "Dhanyawaad!"

She smiles, "You're Welcome" and adds, "Waise aap itne raat tak kaam kyun kar rahe hain? Subah bhi kar sakte hain."

"Aapko kya peeda ho rahi hain humare ratri mein karya karne se? Keval vakeel log hi ratri ko jaag sakte hain kya?" he sips his coffee. 

She looks at him making a face. She says, "Hum raat ko iss liye jaagte hain kyun ki subah jaldi uthna humse nahi hota. Bachpan mein padhaai bhi der raat tak hi karte the aur ab bade hokar baaki ke kaam bhi. Par aap toh bahut well disciplined hain naa... Toh aapko toh time se so jaana chahiye aur time se uth jaana chahiye."

"Hum pratidin apne sabhi karya samay ke anusaar hi karte hain. Parantu aaj kuch adhik hi karya tha. Iss liye samay lag gaya sone mein. Bas kuch kshan aur... Phir hum bhi so jaayenge."

"Ohh... Toh pehle batana chahiye tha naa... Aapke liye coffee nahi banwate hum. Abhi aapko nind hi nahi aayegi."

He looks at her and asks, "Humse puchhkar coffee banwayi thi aapne?"

She again makes a pout. He is in full form to tease her with a stern expression.

He adds, "Phir bhi koi baat nahi, hume coffee peene ke baad bhi nidra aa jaayegi. Hume adhik samay nahi lagta sone mein. Bistar par letkar aankhein band kar li toh bas kuch hi kshan mein nidra aa jaati hain."

"Arey wah! Yeh toh bahut achchhi baat hain. Yeh technique hume bhi sikhni hain. Hum do ghante bistar mein pade rahe toh bhi hume nind 1-2 baje ke baad hi aati hain." 

"Aapko pata hain itni ratri ko kaun jaagta hain?" He asks while closing his laptop. He stands in front of her and takes another sip of coffee.

She smirks and says, "Do log jaagte hain. Pehle woh ashik jo pyaar mein girkar paglet ho chuke hote hain. Aur dusre woh jo bahut hi mehnati hote hain, padhaai ke liye ya phir kisi aur kaam ke liye. Humari tarah!"

He shakes his head in no, "Ummhmm... Dono hi uttar galat hain."

After finishing her coffee, she put the mug on the table and asks while crossing her hands over her chest, "Toh aap batayiye ki sahi kya hain? Aapke hisaab se kaun jaagta hain der raat tak?"

He bends his head a bit lower to match the height of her face and says in a soft yet husky voice looking into her eyes, "ULLU" She makes an 'O' face and he adds, "Ji, itni ratri tak ULLU jaagte hain."

She angrily speaks, "Aap kehna kya hain, hum ullu hain?" 

He gets scared of her and takes two steps back. He quickly says, "Nahi nahi, aap toh mehnati hain. Bahut mehnati hain. Hum toh bas aise hi keh rahe the."

"Bahane mat banayiye. Aap humara mazak bana rahe hain. Aapko kya lagta hain ki hume kuch samajh nahi aata? Sab samajhte hain hum" She roars at him.

He too makes a cute face and says softly, "Sab samjhti hain toh yeh kyun nahi samjhti ki aise itni ratri tak jaagke, samay par bhojan na karke, pure vishwa bhar ki chinta apne mashtishq par daalkar aap swayam ka swasth bigad rahi hain."

She just stares at him. He rolls his eyes and continues, "Humare kehne ka arth hain ki aap apne karya mein itni magn ho jaati hain (kho jaati hain) ki aap swayam ka dhyaan hi nahi rakhti. Aise mein aapka swasth bigdega. Aur agar aap anpa dhyaan nahi rakhegi toh humara dhyaan kaun rakhega?"

He says the last sentence in flow flow. She looks at him surprisingly. He realizes what he has said just now.

He looks at her and tries to cover up, "Hum... Humara... Humare kehne ka arth hain ki... ki... yadi aap swayam ka dhyaan nahi rakhegi toh... toh... toh... aapke Aa... Ammi ka dhyaan kaun rakhega? Arthat... Arthat ki Ammi ke liye, aur unn logon ke liye jo aapse nyaay ki aas lagaye hue baithe hain, unke liye toh aapko apna dhyaan rakhna hoga naa..."

He mentally slaps himself while Haseena gets confused but likes his comment. She takes the mug that she put on the table and asks him to give his empty mug. 

He says, "Aap rehne dijiye. Hum kisi ko bulakar le jaane ko kehte hain."

She snatch the mug from his hand and says with cute anger, "Koi zaroorat nahi hain. Itna toh aata hain hume ki inko dhokar sahi se rakh de. Aap so jaayiye. Zyada mat jaagna. Kyun ki raat ko ULLU jaagte hain. Aap bhi jaayenge toh log aapko bhi ULLU kahenge. GOOD NIGHT!"

She goes from there while murmuring, "I hope ki aaj inke sapne mein dher saare bhoot aur cockroaches aaye."

He hears it and chuckles. Looking at her returning figure, he smiles and ruffles his hair cutely.

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The next morning,
Pushpa ji, Anubhav, Neil, and Santu are sitting at the dining table to have their breakfast. Karishma comes with Ammi and Haseena. Karishma sits beside Neil and Haseena carefully makes Ammi sit on the chair.

"Tum bhi baith jaao Haseena" Pushpa ji says to her.

Haseena replies, "Nahi aunty, hume bhook nahi hain. Aur hume kuch zaroori kaam se jald se jald court pahunchna hain."

"Arey par" Pushpa ji and Ammi both try to say something but she says before them, "Hum wanhi kuch na kuch kha lenge. Don't worry."

She is about to go but Anubhav holds her wrists. Everyone looks at him shockingly. He quickly leaves her hand.

He says, "Woh... Maa kehti hain ki aise nahi jaana chahiye. Bhojan ka apamaan hota hain. Kuch nahi toh ek do niwale hi kha lijiye."

Everyone looks at each other with confusion. Neil gives a teasing smile to Karishma. Karishma glares at him to stop his antics. If her bhaiyya sees this, he will definately breaks his bones. 

He whispers slowly, "Yeh Anu kuch dino se ajeeb bartav nahi kar rahe?"

"Neil, apne deemag ke ghodo ko aaram dijiye warna bhaiyya aapke saath aisa bartav karenge ki kabhi deemag nahi chala paaoge" Karishma too whispers in the same tone.

Neil rolls his eyes. Haseena sits beside Anubhav obediently. She takes a paratha, makes a roll and quickly starts to eat as she is in so hurry.

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After the breakfast, Haseena is ready to go to the court. She opens the door and finds Kamya standing there and is about to press the doorbell. Kamya's smile vanishes after seeing Haseena fit and fine. 

She reacts shockingly, "TUM? YANHA?"

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Hey friends,
How are you? Do you like this? Well, personally I am feeling like I am messed up with this story. Actually, I have lost the continuity. That's why I failed to arrange the sequences correctly. Maine socha tha ki yeh bhi story delete kar doon aur phir se likh doon. Par ek baar delete kar diya toh likhna nahi ho paa raha hain. Iss liye isko hi aise taise jaise taise thik karne ki koshish karungi. Cringe ban gayi yeh story bhi yaar... I am so disappointed with myself.