TW// Prolonged Eye Contact

You go out into the neighborhood to see if there's any shops for you to get more food. You go to a corner of Home, and across the street from the house, you see a sign for some sort of corner store.

"100% OFF!"

Frankly, the best context for both of these words would be in a dirty joke, but this is it. This is a town. A town where fruits are 100% Off. Completely free.
This is your reality. A reality so outrageously ridiculous that you've become intrigued by the mere concept of a store like this.

You walk into the shop, and right away you see a stand where a shop owner should be, but instead of organizing shelves he seemed to be arguing with a certain customer.

"Sorry Wally!" The shopowner said. "No Apples for you!" He laughed at Wally's pitiful attempts to steal the apple.

"... Wally?"