Guys sorry for the crappy name but I just can't find a name that suits this chapter. Let's  start with this shit already

Isn't this the most accurate shit you've ever seen? Idk bout you but when I listen to a 90's song I'm like "omfg this is brand new!"

It may have been one of my more dubious distinctions, but I was the Eggman - or, as some of my pals called me, 'Eggs'.The nickname stuck after a wild experience I'd had at the time with a Jamaican girlfriend called Sylvia. I was up early one morning cooking breakfast, naked except for my socks, and she slid up beside me and slipped an amyl nitrate capsule under my nose. As the fumes set my brain alight and I slid to the kitchen floor, she reached to the counter and grabbed an egg, which she cracked into the pit of my belly. The white and yellow of the egg ran down my naked front and Sylvia slipped my egg-bathed cock into her mouth and began to show me one Jamaican trick after another. I shared the story with John at a party at a Mayfair flat one night with a handful of blondes and a little Asian girl."Go on, go get it, Eggman," Lennon laughed over the little round glasses perched on the end of his hook-like nose as we tried the all-too-willing girls on for size." -Eric Burdon 2002  

This is just a funny story I found on tumblr hahahahah I can't listen to I am the walrus the same way now lmao

I didn't forget about Ed Sullivan Show!!! here you have this awesome colorized pic

Good job guys!!

I've no comment to this

most accurate description of my ovaries rn

HAHAHHAHHAH I needed to share this with ya!!! Don't worry if you don't get it

Sorry doesn't bring them back sweeties

K I'll stop here I don't want to bore you!!! Don't think I'm gonna be updating everyday 5ever i'm just telling you so that you won't get upset later on

So yea bye!