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Ringo: They're still shagging?

John: Yup. You should know how George is since you've fucked him. He lasts a long time, no? (smirks)

Ringo: Whatever, John. Now, (looks at computer screen) apparently people ship you and I together. What do you think about that?

John: Well, I like you Ritch. You're a pumpkin. A cute pumpkin. (winks)

Ringo: Thanks, Lennon. But really, what do you think of the ship?

John: Eh, it could use a little bit more proof...

Ringo: I want my Georgie baack! (starts to cry)

John: I want Paul but ye don't see me crying about it.

Ringo: Why not? (sniffles)

John: Because any moment now Paul is going to be a whining mess. He's done tha' before. Just watch.

John: Three... Two... One...

Paul: (barges into John's room and sits down on the floor crying) Go back to that skank of yours Ringo! He's nothing but an arse!

Ringo: Yay! I get my big bean back! (runs into the other room happily)

John: Ye want to talk about it?

Paul: No. (shakes his head and pouts)

John: Have you learned yer lesson about blowing things out of proportion?

Paul: Yes, daddy.

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