Star Wars

John: "Princess Laya is one fine looking bird." (gulps as a sexual fantasy crosses his mind)

Paul: "I'll say," (grabs a handful of popcorn and stuffs it into his mouth) "but what I don't get is why the scenes are ridiculously long!"

George: "Would you wankers be quiet?! I'm trying to--- No, Han Solo dies?!"

<A loud, booming voice fills the room> "George, I am your father!"

Ringo: (takes off Darth Vader mask and grins like a little kid) "It's just me, guys."

Paul: "Way to ruin the movie, Ringo."

John: "Yeah, way to go Rings."

George: (cuddles up to a blanket and sniffles) "Han Solo was the definition of LIFE."

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- Valerie.