Facebook

John: "Facebook can suck me cock, I'm done with this shite!" (pouts)

Paul: (sighs) "What's going on, John?"

John: (still pouting; looks adorable as fuck) "Nobody liked me status."

Paul: (clicks the like button) "I did."

John: "Yay! I'm a happy man!" 🙌

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This isn't even a react book anymore. 0_0

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- Valerie .