Beatle bromance: mclennon

John: (looks up McLennon on his computer) "Alright, lets look at this and s--
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHITE?!"

Paul: (hovering over John's head as he looks at the screen) "I believe that's you sucking me off. According to the picture, I think you're doing a good job at doing tha'."

John: (grimaces) "Why the fuck are ye tying me hands over me head, Paul? What did I do to deserve it?!"

Paul: (giggles) "I think it's because you were being bad, Johnny."

John: (shakes his head) "Fuckin' twat." (stares at the screen a little longer; smirks) "I actually like that you're taking contr--"

Paul: (gasps in awe) "Look at this, Johnny! Ye look adorable!"

John: (smiles) "Ye know, you got a point there, 'Macca."

Paul: (looks at John in admiration and leans in) "You got pretty eyes, John."
John: (leans in and smiles goofily) "So do you, Paulie."

Paul: (presses his lips firmly on John)

John: (pulls away quickly) "We never speak of this, alright?"

Paul: "Agreed."

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Beatle bromance: starrison

George: (eats his sandwich) "Hey Rings," (stuffs his mouth with potato chips) "apparently there's a bromance between us two."

Ringo: (strides into the room while toying with his drumsticks) "Really? Let me see." (leans towards the computer screen)

Ringo: "They drew my nose smaller. I'm a happy man!"

George: (smacks his lips) "I wonder how those cherries taste like on a sandwich."

Ringo: (furrows eyebrows) "A cherry sandwich? Are you seriously thinking about a cherry sandwich?"

George: (shrugs) "Why not?"

Ringo: (sighs) "It's a good thing that I love you, mate."

George: (comes back with a jar of cherries and another sub sandwich; takes a bite and sprinkles cherries over guacamole) "I love you too, Ringsy."

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Beatle bromance: lennstarr

John: (wipes his forehead with a towel after reading all 66 chapters of Red Hall) "Good God," (pants heavily) "I 'ave never read so much smut in me life."

Ringo: "That McLennon stuff 'as got you in a hunch. Aye Johnny?"

John: (ignores Ringo because that's what he does best) "Let's see what else is on this page. Apparently there's a bromance with us, Ringo."

Ringo: "They have one of George and I."

John: (shrugs, then turns to Ringo) "Don't take this the wrong way, but I can't stop thinking about you fucking me arse."

Ringo: (smirks) "Well I am the biggest out of all four of us."

John: "Fuck off, Starkey."

Ringo: "Well this picture seems interesting." (scrolls down to a photo of him and John)

John: (shrugs) "Eh."

Ringo: "Well fuck you then."

John: (bends over) "Do it, Ringo. Fuck me hard and fast."

Ringo: "I shall."

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I hope you found this humorous and hot. I know some of you Lennstarr fans are probably screaming. Lol.

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- Valerie.