Oh Ringo 😂

Grandfather: Hullo.
John: He can talk then, can he?
Paul: 'Course he can talk. He's a human being, isn't he?
Ringo: Well if he's your grandfather, who knows! Ha ha ha!

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Man on train: Don't take that tone with me, young man. I fought the war for your sort.
Ringo: I bet you're sorry you won.

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[Huge stacks of fan mail is delivered]
Ringo: None for me, then?
Norm: Sorry.
John: [handing Ringo one letter] Here, this'll keep you busy.

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Reporter: Are you a mod or a rocker?
Ringo: Um, no. I'm a mocker.

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This is so me 😂
Reporter: What do you call that collar?
Ringo: A collar.