Aye lads and lassies

K I really need to stop with that and think of better chapter names

Anyways

I
Have
A
Story

Okay so we were in drama today and we have these scripts we have to read I'm doing two, one by meself and one with a partner so the one by meself is this it's really short and we have to memorize it by Tom

And the other I'm doing with my best friend so this is how it goes it's similar to the first script but more dramatic so bare with me

I say everything the same till the 'well I got news for ya' part

But when I raised my hands to exaggerate the part my phone was in my hand and I accidentally whipped it across the stage Poor Johnny's face is now all scratched up I regret everything on that stage anyways

After me whipping my phone and picking it up in mourning over it I say a few more lines and then go on a big rampage

K wait so we're supposed to be a marriage couple that's unhappy unlike the first script so well I'm on my rampage my " husband" is sharpening a pocket knife ( a prop not a real one )and he ends up stabbing me with it and stuff well then he was supposed to carry my "dead" body off the stage well as soon as he picked me up I started going on a laughing fit which cause everyone else to which made him laugh, we reached the stairs and fell down them

And do you guys remember the video I showed you where the boys were recording a record they were saying this part ( I'll put the video at the bottom of you guys want to watch it again and listen to the tone of their voices cause we used the same tone )😂

Yea my friend started reciting these lines and me realizing what he was doing played along

(Our teacher was marking our performance btw )

So this is how the whole thing went

He is sitting on the couch sharpening a knife while I'm standing and talking )

Me: You're a genius and you don't even know it. Or maybe you do but you are not one hundred percent sure cause you don't have financial success . Well I got news for ya

Him: You

Me: Oh my fucking god your such a genius that you always correct me oh wait I get it I'm your stupid blonde wife that's just an accessory to being a genius
( Bla Bla Bla)

Him: ENOUGH ( he stabs me I have my death scene he picks me up I start laughing we fall down the stairs )

Him: You're so heavy

Me: And your a klutz 😱 what?I'm a ghost I came back to life wait what ??

Him: Don't worry I didn't stab you that hard

Me: OMG ( me a ghost looking at my dead body ) I am fat ( starts singing she's so heavy ) wait I was only 70 lbs how am I heavy ?( dramatically said )

(we stand up and walk back on stage )

Him : Oh I'm so sorry I feel so stupid I don't know what to do

Me: Look Terence if you want to resign from the amateur dramatics do

PHim: It's not that I put a lot of money and thought into the whole thing

Me: Yeah well let's face it your crap aren't you

Him: Well all right all right

Me:I mean you're only doing walk on's

Him: Who's father was it that got the hall in the first place eh?

Me: Yes well you're only doing walk on's in your farting those up

We then after messing our actual lines up and doing this we went back to our script and finished

Our teacher gave us 96% on it and thinking that we did an excellent improve situation when really both me and my friend had known the Beatles silliness saved our asses thank god !

So yea that was our drama class today idk why but I needed to tell someone 😂 so I thought hey I have nothing for an update today and I felt like updating and here we are

Oh and I have another question I do this a lot and I would like to rant about some things and tell you guys more of what happens in my day cause sometimes it's interesting and I feel the need to tell people and my friends don't listen. So I was wondering if you guys would like me to make a separate book (this way this one stays Beatle like ) just about. Whatever
Rants or topics anyone can suggest
My own thoughts
Pictures
Anything and kinda a place where you guys can ask me questions about anything
Would that be of any Interest or would it just be boring and a waste o f time ? 
Comment for me and I'll post it if it gets any interest 😂

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Anyways 😂✌️❤️