Quarantine Serye No. 3

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Tuttieana Darcy Vega sent you a message.
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Quinnellssey Marquesa
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Queeeen

Seen

Listen to me

What?

When I say

What nga?

I'm beautiful in my way.

So?

'Cause God makes no mistakes.

This is a lyrics.

I'm on the right track.
Baby, I was born this way.

You can't reply to this conversation.
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Rumplestle Niccolo Sandros
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Rum, I'm sorry 😿

Doll, what's wrong?

I just keep on making the same mistakes.

Anong nangyari?
Ayos ka lang ba?

Hoping that you'll understand.

So, honey now.
Take me into your loving arms.

Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars.
Oh, darling, place your head in my beating heart ♥♥♥

Haha, kaninong account na naman ang hinack mo?

Wowerz.
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Snowbelle Wade
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Beeeh 😁

Bakit beh? 😊

How do you sleep

Ha?
Nakahiga.
Minsan padapa.

When you lie to me?

Ha?
Beh, hindi ako nagsinungaling sa'yo.
Huhu sorry kung meron pero hindi ko maalala.
Sorry beh 😭

Hindi ko kayaasdfghjkl
Soriii, beeeh
Ang bait mooo huhu
ISSA PRAAANK

Pinakaba mo ko beh pero ayos lang 😊
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Alladean Rikkard Raj
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Psst, Dean.

Ano?

Pag bilog

Hatdog

Pag bilog na bilog na bilog na naman ang buwan.

Tangina, umaga pa.
Sabihan mo 'yong mga kampon mong tiyanak at nuno na 'wag muna kayong maghasik ng lagim.

'Wag mo muna akong dimunyuhin.
Kumakanta pa ako.

Pandak na tiyanak 👾👶

Piyok pa more.
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[ LOBBY ]

* When it began raining, the Charmings stopped swimming and changed into some clothes before indulging the lunch Rum had prepared for the five of them.*

* Queen was dressed in an oversized beige knitted sweater. The straps of her black spaghetti strap romper was showing because the neck part of the sweater was lowered. She just let her hair down.*

* Snow was wearing a black sunflower printed long sleeves tee shirt paired with a denim shorts. She pulled her hair up on a ponytail.*

* Tutti was donning an oversized navy blue sweater with prints at the center and a white jorts then mustard knee socks. Her hair was on double buns.*

* Dean was sporting a white tank top and black jersey shorts while Rum was on his black polo shirt and khaki shorts.*

Tutti: (sings while dancing Ranz and Niana's Savage Love cover) Savage Love. Did somebody, did somebody break your heart...

Dean: (passes by behind, stops then comes back)

Tutti: (still filming her dance)

Dean: (raises middle fingers then dances laughingly)

Tutti: DEAAAN!

Dean: (runs away)

Tutti: (chases him to the kitchen)

[ KITCHEN ]

Rum: (brushes the strands that fell and covered his eyes up with his hand) Tutti, Dean, ano na namang ginagawa niyo?

Queen: The bad kids are being pasaways again. (rolls eyes while on her phone)

Tutti: (stops and exits the kitchen)

Dean: (goes near Snow) Paano ba gawin 'yan?

Snow: (looks up from wrapping the lumpia and blinks)

Dean: (looks away, blushing) Tutulong ako para mas madaling matapos.

Snow: (bites lips and nods) Ikaw na lang ang maglagay ng filling tapos ako na magra-wrap. (smiles)

Dean: Okay.

Snow: Ganito lang 'yan, oh.

Dean: (listens carefully while watching how it's being done intently)

Snow: (secretly looks at him and smiles).

Tutti: (comes back and hands Rum who's frying Bangus her cat ears facial towel) Here, Rum. Wear this so you'll stop brushing your hair up.

Rum: (smiles and takes it) Thank you, doll.

Tutti: (sits at the high stool and places chin on her palms) Gutom na ako.

Rum: (chuckles lightly) Sandali na lang 'to.

[ LOBBY ]

* Tutti places her Canon EOS M100 with its tripod at the coffee table then gives out the pointer finger emoticon to each Charming for the vlog.*

Tutti: Yo mga yo! Welcome to another episode of Charmings Tale. For today's vlog, we will be doing a 'Most Likely to Questions' challenge. As you can see we have printed here a pointer finger emoticon each. (raises her emoticon) The mechanics is simple. We will point the person who's most likely to be or to do the question and we will then give reasons as to why. Are you ready, Charmings? (turns to them)

Charmings: Yes.

Tutti: Let's start. (sits down and opens phone for questions) First question,
who is most likely to give all their money to charity?

Charmings: (point Rum)

Tutti: Why Rum?

Snow: Hindi big deal sa kanya 'yong pera. Sobrang generous niyang tao.

Queen: (nods) Yes, and he's proven that this quarantine when he said that he wanted to help the frontliners by giving them snacks and food because we have earned so much from our previous funeral services.

Tutti: Kung 'yong client namin hindi afford ang funeral service namin, our mother hen will not make them pay even a cent but will still give them the same quality service. Kaya may nakalaan na sa kanyang slot sa langit. (slowly nods with closed eyes and makes a blessing gesture).

Dean: Ako naman pipili ng question.

Tutti: Hoy, hindi pasahan 'to ng question!

Dean: Tsk. Sige na para mas challenging (takes her phone and scrolls down) Oh, ito! Who is most likely to blow all their money on an impulse buy? (chuckles)

Queen: (silently hisses)

Charmings: (point Queen)

Dean: No explanation needed. (laughs)

Queen: I have all the resource to do it anyway. (rolls eyes) It's my turn now. (takes the phone). Who is most likely to go to a party just for food?

Charmings: (point Tutti)

Queen: She's very good at that. (hands the phone to Snow)

Tutti: Dapat hindi kayo namimili ng question! Isunod niyo sa number!

Snow: Number four na ako, no?

Charmings: (nod)

Snow: Who is most likely to forget a loved one's birthday? (smiles)

Charmings: (point Tutti)

Queen: I swear, she has Alzheimer's. Imagine, she had forgotten three sets of our funeral uniforms?! Three goddamn sets. She's so unbelievable!

Rum: Ako pa nagpapaalala ng birthday niya. (chuckles)

Dean: (laughs) Tangina, tol! Natatandaan ko 'yong mukha niya nang tinanong niya si Queen kung anong mga handa sa birthday nito. Ang putangina hindi naalala na sabay sila ng birthday!

Snow: (giggles)

Tutti: Oh, next question na! Tuwang-tuwa si Dean. Akala mo naman ang tino. Kinagat-kagat nga ni Hades 'yong boxers mong pakalat-kalat!

Rum: Kids, tama na 'yan. Magkakapikunan na naman kayo n'yan. (scrolls for question)

Tutti: (whispers) Ang tigas talaga ng ulo. Sabing huwag mamimili ng tanong.

Rum: (chuckles) Sorry, sorry. Who is most likely to get punched in the face?

Rum, Tutti & Snow : (point Dean)

Dean: (points Tutti)

Queen: (points Dean and Tutti) They're both so annoying, I could punch them both with my fists.

Tutti: Ako na naman? (stomps foot) Lagi na lang ako! Nakakapagod na! Nakakapagod nang itanggi ang totoo... (awra face)

Snow: (giggles) Beh, ikaw na ulit.

Tutti: (takes phone) Who is most likely to watch romantic movies?

Charmings: (point Snow)

Snow: (smiles shyly)

Queen: You've seen all Nicholas Sparks' movies, right?

Snow: (nods) Oo. Pati kay John Green.

Queen: See?

Dean: My turn! (takes the phone) Who is most likely to be best at math?

Queen: Definitely, not you.

Charmings: (point Rum)

Tutti: He's good at everything. (awra face)

Queen: (horribly looks at her) You looked so eww doing that face. Stop nga!

Snow: (giggles)

Tutti: Feeling ko ang ganda-ganda ko at ang arte kapag ginagawa ko 'to. (awra face again)

Queen: (groans) My turn now. (takes the phone) Who's most likely to go a week without shower?

Charmings: (point Dean)

Dean: (holds hands up) I won't argue but I also won't agree. Snow, ikaw na. (gives her the phone)

Snow: Who's most likely to be a horrible boss?

Charmings: (point Queen)

Dean: Hindi marunong makipagkapwa-tao at walang pakialam.

Queen: The hell I care. (crosses arms)

Dean: Kitams? (laughs)

Rum: (has the phone) Who's most likely to become a baby again?

Tutti, Dean, & Queen: (point Snow)

Rum & Snow: (point Tutti)

Queen: Obviously, I chose Snow because she's a crybaby. (makes crying gestures)

Snow: Si Tutti kasi ang kulit niya, parang bata. (giggles)

Rum: Because she's my bab-

Tutti: (claps hands) Okay, next question!

Rum: (chuckles)

Queen: (rolls eyes)

Snow: (smiles)

Dean: (laughs)

Tutti: Who's most likely to kiss and tell?

Charmings: (point Tutti)

Tutti: Very wrong. Who's most likely t-

Dean: Hoy, tapos ka na! Akin na!

Tutti: Mali nga 'yong tanong ko!

Dean: (has the phone already) Who's most likely to have 1-hour showers?

Charmings: (point Queen)

Queen: (groans) At least, I shower. (turns to Dean mockingly)

Tutti: (laughs)

Dean: (glares at her) Tatawa-tawa 'tong tiyanak. (softly turns to Snow) Ikaw na.

Snow: Most likely to have the highest number of children?

Charmings: (point Dean)

Tutti: Snow, ingat ka. (taps her shoulder)

Snow: (blushes)

Dean: (glares at Tutti) Tangina, kung anu-ano ang pinapasok mo sa isip niya.

Rum: Who's most likely to be indecisive with simple decision?

Queen & Dean: (point Snow)

Rum & Snow: (point Dean)

Tutti: (points Queen)

Dean: Why me?

Rum: (smiles softly) You need encouragement and support to push through your decisions.

Snow: (nods)

Queen: It's Snow because she's bashful and needs encouragement too. (turns to Tutti) But why me?

Tutti: Becauseee you always ask me which one is better or the best choice to buy whenever we go shopping.

Queen: Yeah. (nods) And you always say, just get both or all of them since I can afford them. Thanks for making it easier for me.

Tutti: (chuckles while nodding) You're welcome. Next, who's most likely to be a strict parent?

Charmings: (point Tutti)

Tutti: (hasn't answer yet; shocked) Why me?

Queen: Because you being Chinese plus parenting is equals to a typical tiger mom.

Tutti: (clicks tongue and finger gun) Bingo.

Dean: Most likely to be awkward around in-laws.

Charmings: (point Snow)

Tutti: Mahiyain kasi si Snow.

Charmings: (nod in agreement)

Dean: I will tell my parents not to be too nosy.

Tutti: Yieee. (hands on the cheeks)

Queen: (rolls eyes)

Snow: (blushes)

Rum: (chuckles)

Queen: Most likely to attend a concert or musical festival.

Charmings: (point Snow)

Dean: She loves music.

Tutti: (sings) Muling ibalik ang tamis ng pag-ibig. Yieee (holds cheeks again)

Snow: Most likely to clean everybody's crap without asking.

Charmings: (point Rum)

Dean: Siyempre, ang tanging ina naming lahat (laughs)

Tutti: Thank you, naay! (finger hearts)

Rum: (was touched and smiles)

Tutti: Sige, last question na. Nagugutom na ako, e.

Queen: We just ate lunch 30 minutes ago.

Tutti: Oras na ng merienda ko. Hindi ako pwedeng malipasan. (shakes head)

Queen: You are so unbelievable.

Rum: Who's most likely to be a bully?

Queen, Rum & Dean: (point Tutti)

Snow: (point Queen)

Tutti: Two points po kay Dean kuya kasi po lagi siyang nagmumura at nanununtok pa ng bata. Two points din po kay Queen kasi nakakabutthurt na po 'yong mga tawag niya sa akin. (takes out handkerchief from her pocket and fakely sneezes on it then wipes it on Dean's face)

Dean: FUCK!

Tutti: (wipes nonexistent tears) Napakamapang-api po nilang dalawa actually.

Queen: (rolls eyes)

Tutti: Hindi ka ba napapagod kakairap, Queen? (chuckles)

Queen: (narrows eyes) Shut up, Chinese nuno. Just go back in China and help your fellow singkits look for vaccines.

Dean: Oo nga no. Kasalanan ng mga Ching Chong kung bakit may CoVid!

Tutti: (holds chest, acting hurt) I am so hurt. You sound so racist.

Dean: Bakit kasi kayo kumakain ng tanginang mga paniki?!

Tutti: (stood up) But didn't you know that China helped changed the world during the antiquity? Who invented the paper you're using? It's Chinese. Who discovered the seismograph and printing? It's China! Who made the gunpowder, fireworks, the porcelain, and umbrella? It's China, China, China! Even Santa Claus is Chinese.

Snow: (shocked) Talaga, beh?

Queen: (arches brow and crosses arms) How do you say so?

Tutti: Of course, he is! Then why does all the gift says they're made in China?

Charmings:

Rum: (chuckles and reaches for her hand)

Tutti: (slightly shoves it) Don't touch me. I'm Chinese.

Dean: (laughs) Only CoVid touches their skin.

Tutti: Dimunyo.

Dean: Tiyanak.

Tutti: At least, hindi pumipiyok sa first three words pa lang ng kanta. (awra face)

Dean: (groans in embarrassment)

Charmings: (laugh at the memory)

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That would be the end of their Quarantine Serye. I had fun writing this. On the next update, mananakot ulit ako 😹. Do click the star button and share your thoughts. Sayonara, sweetcheeks! 💚