Hi guys! Let me tell you about the hot goddess of Bearded Brian May!

1) He was the most HOTTEST person on this planet earth. He was more attractive than Justin Bieber and all of the wannabes combined.

2) That's how hot he is.

3) Many girls WANTED him so bad they would do ANYTHING just to spend a night with him.

4) Bri was already naturally a handsome man anyway.

5) Roger Taylor probably wanted him EVEN more.

6) He made all women swoon over him.

7) BEARDED BRI IS ALWAYS MINE! LADIES, BACK OFF BEFORE I BITE YOUR HAND OFF. HE IS MY PROPERTY, OK CHICAS?

8) Bearded Bri has been with me for a long time and we are happy together.

9) He became one of the most hottest guitars of all time.

10) Bri LOVES ME! HE LOVES ME AND BADGERS! Ha!

So that is the "facts" about the most handsome, hot, beautiful, and sexiest man of all time... BEARDED BRIAN MAY!