Story 9: Bearly Witches
Wiccanyan: for those of you who know now, I am 3! And I have fun times with Warlocknyan!
Lyn: a year later and things changed around here! Last time it was my nephew who got killed and became more of Logonyan's kid than my big brother's
Oynyan: So we start of with this! We don't own Yokai watch and anything else!
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Bearly Witches
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Oynyan was sitting at the table in a bar, seeing females in beauty. It was his day out without his father protecting him from the family as he was offered water.
"It is fairly good to have you as a regular, this bar was going down if it weren't for you and your father." A tall man who is a hulking giant looked kindly to the cat
"Thanks" said Oynyan
"Are you sure you don't want a shot? You don't have to pay it or anything, I'll just put in on that deadbeat's tab" he said
"Nah, I was expecting someone else. It's my Auntie Lyn, I know that Papa wanted me to stay away from my family, but I didn't get a chance to see her in my childhood" Oynyan sighed
"Is that her?" He asked as he saw a bear coming in with a young kitten behind her
"That's her" Oynyan drinked his water and get up to see his aunt
"Oynyan! I was surprised when you asked me to come see you" Lyn smiled
"Oh hi Auntie Lyn, I was just thinking about getting to know you more" he saw Wiccanyan with her, "hey Wicky!"
"Oh hi Oynyan" she smiled
"Shall we go to the ice cream parlor, they have honey ice cream, you want that?" Lyn asked
"Umm actually I want sea salt ice cream" Oynyan explained
"Huh, so you want to go with that flavor instead of the favorite your grandpa likes" said Lyn
"Papa told me that everything grandpa likes is what he hates having. If he loves his wife, Papa hates her. If he likes Tate and Reboot Dan, Papa hates them too." Oynyan explained the rules he must follow, "even though I love honey ice cream, I prefer something else good to try, like milky mango ice cream and sea salt."
"How sad, even though your old father loves some of them" Lyn sighed
"Hey Umm Oynyan! Tell me why are you in the "Hell Gates" bar?" Wiccanyan asked
"Oh that. You are more knowledgeable than I remember Wiccanyan. You see I came here just to see the witches" said Oynyan
"Witches?" Lyn and Wiccanyan asked
"Yep, Umbra Witches to be exact, they are the pretty girls who want to fight bad guys with. You know the feeling about being someone else, trapped inside a body that doesn't suit that purpose. When I look at them one night by myself, seeing them dancing and carefree with no guilt killing everything that harms them. It made me wonder how if I can do to woo a man by my side..." Oynyan explained
"When did you discover that?" Lyn asked
"A year before I was killed" said Oynyan, "two years ago in fact"
"You like those women because it inspired you to be a witch?" Wiccanyan tilted her head
"N-no Wicky! It's not like that... it's something that modern children need to understand. There are kids who have parents that are different than the common pair, man and woman. When an older parent and other, despite gender similarities, love each other very much, they become married. Which means two men can be a couple and two women can be also a couple. I'm a boy cat who loves boys and I want to attract them and date with them" Oynyan informed Wiccanyan
"That's nothing what I was taught, back at Warlocknyan's house. He has an older brother with a guy friend, I now understand why Warlocknyan was nervous about my last visit... that his older brother likes guys" Wiccanyan explained her experience with those couples
"Exactly! Hey look there it is" Oynyan pointed to the booth serving ice cream and placed a sign saying "Sold out" over Sea Salt.
"Hey Umm why is it sold out" Oynyan asked the server
"Sora got everyone attention and they are all ordering the same thing, that's why. Do you want something else, we do have honey ice cream" he said
"No, I want mango ice cream" Oynyan asked
"We do have a new tub of milky mango ice cream, how many scoops?" The Server asked
"Three please!" Oynyan smiled
"Give me and this little princess honey ice cream!" Lyn ordered
"You got it ma'am!" He said as he get right to it
"And now I get why your secret name is Bearlynetta" Lyn realized
"Yeah... I'm still open to it and it is embarrassing that people find out" Oynyan laughed
"It's okay, we're open to new lovers!" Lyn smiled
"Hey Ice Cream Man! I want some mango ice cream!" A grouchy voice was heard behind Oynyan
"Papa?" Oynyan gasped
"Yeah, you got a problem with that. I mean it's fine if you want to hang out with some, I understand that you're missing you family and stuff. Oh hey Lyn, it's soo great to see you without the old bear watching over you." said Logonyan
"Hi Cubbo- I mean Logonyan! Is that correct?" Lyn gasped as she mispronounced his name
"Umm it's fine, nobody wants to call me by that name. Anyways, I'm here to bring Oynyan home, but he wasn't at the bar so I thought what other place here was good and I thought about ice cream" he stand there waiting for his ice cream being offered
"We all love ice cream, I was having fun for a while teaching Wicky my magic. She was shocked about my powers and she asked me to teach her" Lyn explained
"Auntie Lyn is the coolest! She is strong like my grandma when it comes to magic" Wiccanyan smiled as she landed on her soft toddler-sized pants and ate her ice cream and a sudden jolt kept her stand still and magically disappeared
"Wicky!" Oynyan cried out in shock
"Calm down Oynyan, she's too embarrassed to say and magically went somewhere where she can relax" Lyn eased him about it
"Magic School for Yokaisonas... teleportation is a scary thing" Oynyan sighed as she knew she was okay
"Yeah... it is her best spell right now, I wonder if I can offer her some herbal tea, I made it especially for her" Lyn holds a jar containing the ground-up tea leaves
"How does this help Lyn? With her magic?" Oynyan asked
"Oh I wish you knew her... she gets grouchy sometimes" Lyn explained
"I get it... she has a hard time squatting out, is that right?" Logonyan asked
"You are correct sir!" Lyn nodded
"I'm back, I kinda have a hard time right now, you have the tea right?" Wiccanyan came back with a sort-of concentrating look in her face
"I have. It's nice seeing you again Oynyan and Logonyan, bout to take her somewhere private" she hold the young one's hand and teleport them somewhere to camp out
"That girl and her pooping problems, I read about this in your papa's journal. "When I was babysitting Wiccanyan when Bearin and Paganyan were on a date, I somehow found it strange to her than my times with Oynyan when he was a kitten. She was bottle-fed, gave her the time to play with me, but I changed her diaper multiple times due to the endless wetting she made after drinking. It might have something to do with the fact that she had a very hard time to poop, leading her bladder to become this squeezed. For those who read this, please be aware, before you give Wiccanyan colon cleanse medicine, please find an outhouse far away from your home and have her take it there, if you don't, then you'll have a hard time explaining that to her parents of why you smell this badly." I guess Old Me got it written down because he made a terrible mistake" Logonyan laughed
"Yeah, he did. Now she's grown from that and relying on those who can trust her" Oynyan agreed, "I wanna go to the cliffs just to see if Onigiri Donuts are open, I wanna eat there now after a taste of mango ice cream"
"You know, I feel like it too, let's do your plan" Logonyan smiled
"Alright! Jelly filled and picked plums, here I come!" They left the bumbling city behind and went to enjoy their treat with each other
The End
Lyn: that's our story! Vote and comment!
Wiccanyan: stay tuned for more! -drinks hot tea- ohh that feels good -clinking her cup of tea with Lyn in a tea party setting in the woods-
Lyn: what will your parents think of you when you tell them you aren't comfortable with the potty?
Wiccanyan: I am, it's just that I'm so used to relieving myself in nature
Lyn: that's true, but please do as you were told
Wiccanyan: okay, well then bye!
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