Staring at the people dancing on the same song for the third time I am getting bored! It has started smelling sweaty as the place is getting crowded and it's a major eww. Plus everybody seems too drunk at this point and they have dimmed the lights so much I am starting to feel sleepy. I want to go home. Why am I here? Ohh yeah right because I was getting bored at my hotel so I decided it will be fun to join an invited party you know I am inspired from 3 Idiots movie where they go to the uninvited wedding? Well if not the wedding then the party it is!
So basically lemme brief you about myself. I am out on a solo trip to Goa. Yeah goa alone you read it right. Are you wondering how I got permission? Ohh don't worry I told my mum I am going to Pune at my friend's place! White lie you see no harm! After exploring for two days straight I got bored and decided to sleep the whole day but I got more bored. I thought at the beach I would find some hot guys to stare at but all I found was irritating couples everywhere. Who comes to goa for honeymoon? Go somewhere else there are so many beautiful places in India. Anyways coming back to the story as I was walking around my hotel I heard some great bollywood music blasting from this nearby house or villa you say? I decided to peep in but to my luck the door was open wide so why not? I walked in. At first it was cool.I danced on a few songs like nobody's watching and even if they are watching they don't know who I am hehe so who cares? I think it's been two hours since I was here and now it's getting boring. I don't drink so watching other people drink is sad! I wanted to make some friends but I'm too awkward for that. Everyone seems out of my league and I don't know if they will like me? Nevermind I should just go back to my hotel but before going I'm keen about finding what this party is about? Who hosted it and why the door was open? What if I was a burglar? or a murderer? or a freaking zombie! I would have made Go goa gone sequel lol.
Food is super yummy. Ohh did I tell you that I finished two burgers, one plate of hakka noodles and two slices of super delicious chocolate cake? I should at least thank the host for this.
Watching all the drunkards around me I am sure the host must also be drunk to remember that I am not on his invitation list!
If there is a cake I assume it's a birthday party? umm it's not necessary I buy cake for no reason. What? It's a cake! You don't need to have it only on your birthdays!
"Host host where are you dost?" I yell loudly because you see the music is too loud and nobody can really hear me ha! I walk around the kitchen and through the back door I come out in the backyard and to my surprise nobody's out here why? It's like people aren't allowed here. I walk around more to my right and see stairs down. Maybe a basement? Shall I go and check? or it's that party of the movie where stupid lead dies because of her stupid decisions?
"What can be more stupid than coming to someone's party uninvited?" I shrugged and hopped down the stairs. I decided to knock. I don't want to walk in while someone's having sex uggh!
"Who the hell told you that you're allowed to come down here?" someone yelled and I think I peeped in my pants. Mummy! I jumped back in fear resulting in falling back on my bum ouch!
Omg this is the moment you're going to get arrested for trespassing you idiot! I tried to get up as quietly as I could and hurry up to get the freak out of here but today's not my day I guess. The door is pulled open and you would call it cliche but a really handsome man walked out. Uhh.. a really angry handsome man walked out!  He's too tall. Maybe 6.2? If I stand beside him I would look like his daughter because I am only 5 feet! He's too fair just like the girls in glow and lovely cream's Ad and now that he is angry his face has turned pink. Wow what moisturizer does he use? I can see the veins on his hands where his shirt is folded at his elbows. Ohhhlalala we spotted a muscle man here! He has brown eyes and really smooth black fluffy hair like Shahrukh Khan! Wow which shampoo? He's too perfect so I am guessing he is the host, the owner of this villa! Ohh myy gawd we spotted a billionaire? sugar daddy? I sighed
"If you're done eye raping me then can you enlighten me Who are you? and what are you doing at the back? Nobody's allowed here" He asks me in a calm yet ice chilly tone.
Don't say anything stupid! Don't say anything stupid. Miya I warn you! I remind myself in my head but my mouth has no filter "Haha nobody I am nobody and I definitely didn't trespass into your house.I hope the food was free? I have an invitation! wait I can show you. It's right here" I act of looking for an invitation card in my backpack and next moment I start running towards the backyard door only to be pulled back from my backpack. I cranked my head to see Hulk picking me up with the handle of my bag as if I weighed nothing and walked into the basement and closed the door with his leg.
This is where the stupid lead dies. Bye guys.. If I live then we will meet in the next chapter!