[11:58 AM]

Xiao: im so fucking tired

Lumine is online

Lumine: i wonder why /s

Xiao: hhh

Kazuha: felt

Xingqiu: so uh

[Xingqiu sent a photo]

Lumine: i-

Kazuha: never once did i think id see the day this giant ass man fell asleep on his 4'10 boyfriend

Scaramouche: 4'11, and we're not dating

Xingqiu: JSNFNSN

Chongyun is online

Xingqiu: YUNYUN

Chongyun: QIU :D

Lumine: omg chongyun hello

Chongyun: HI

Xiao: life is temporary, suffering is eternal /lh

Kazuha: venti stole his cheesecake

Xiao: </33

Lumine: help

Xiao: my poor cheescaek6

Lumine: rip xiaos spelling

Kazuha: indeed, it is fleeing like me when i see the police outside /hj

Lumine: stoners smh 🙄

Chongyun: HELP

Scaramouche: okay LISTEN
Scaramouche: don't hate it till you try it

Lumine: sorry but id like to keep my last remaining braincells that aren't corrupted by hyperfixations /lh

Xiao: mood

Xingqiu: so true
Xingqiu: im at the ripe age of Depressed Teenager and still hyperfixated on warriors cats

Xiao: omg warriors cats

Lumine: jayfeather >>>

Xingqiu: YES

Xiao: ravenpaw deserved better

Lumine: HE DIDDDD OMG

Xiao: that brought back so many memories help
Xiao: particularly of SOMEONE (@Childe) biting me in the arm during a warriors cats roleplay back in the second grade /nm/t

Childe: WHA-

Chongyun: 🧍

Xingqiu: AHFJANDNSN

Scaramouche: so we're not addressing how xingqiu just called himself ripe?

Lumine: no, we are not

Scaramouche: nice

Xingqiu: why, do you want a taste? ;) /j/j/j/j/j

Scaramouche: ew.

Xiao: im hungry
Xiao: but SOMEONE stole my cheesecake

Childe: at least you didn’t have to watch sandrone eat something from his textbook out of spite.

Lumine: what

Scaramouche: why's he always doing that

Chongyun: is he okay

Childe: are any of us lmao

Chongyun: fair

Scaramouche: EXCUSE ME IM DOING FINE??

Childe: you
Childe: you yelled at someone for calling you cute today

Scaramouche: IM NOT CUTE WTF

Childe: yes you are /p

Scaramouche: i
Scaramouche: bye /nm

Scaramouche is offline

Xiao: rest in peace

Lumine: are eye pee

Childe: lmao pee

Lumine: die.

Xiao: i feel like im about to fall asleep where i sit
Xiao: .
Xiao: WOW

Lumine: ?

Xiao: venti just offered me a piece of MY cheesecake

[Xiao sent a photo]

Xiao: LOOK AT THIS SHIT

Childe: suffer /j

Xiao: i AM suffering /hj/lh
Xiao: sigh it's okay i still have his doritos bag

Lumine: of course he eats doritos /lh

Kazuha: im just sitting here gayly listening to my gay little music and all of a sudden gorou comes up from behind and tries to pick me up
Kazuha: WHERE DID HE COME FROM
Kazuha: HOW DOES SUCH A TINY LIL MAN HAVE SO MUCH ARM STRENGTH
Kazuha: I JUST WANTED TO EAT MY BAGELS

Childe: were you stunned out of poet speak

Kazuha: no its too much over text and my brain can only summon so many fancy words when im being held by a fluffy dogboy

Lumine: this is very homo

Childe: yes, yes it is

Xiao: 🍿

Kazuha: JANFNSJDNSND HE'S SO SOFT
Kazuha: okok brb now guys

Kazuha is offline

Xiao: so
Xiao: now what do we talk about

Childe: i found ed sheeran rule 34 when i was five

Lumine: childe WHAT

Xiao: yeah no
Xiao: i need to fight a war with venti to obtain my cheesecake once more /ex/hj
Xiao: have fun with the ed sheeran rule 34

Xiao is offline

Childe: i just saw xiao stand up slowly from across the lunchroom

Lumine: HELP

Childe: OH SHIT VENTIS DOWN

Childe is offline

Lumine: OMW

Lumine is offline

Chongyun: 🧍