Boop:
*le Jess' water breaks*
Jess: ....lukas... enough. We've got to get going...
Lukas: JESS I HAVE TO PACK THE BAG DID I PACK YOUR TOOTHBRUSH? HOW ABOUT THE BABY'S TOOTHBRUSH?! OH WAIT, THE BABY WONT HAVE TEETH, AND I-
Jess: LUKAS LEONARDO HULTING I AM IN PAIN.
Lukas: IM SOORY!

Boop:

Minty: *sees lukesse child* -_-
Jess: what?!
Minty: I don't like children.

Boop:

Lukas: *le making sugar cookies* *turns head and sees jess*
Jess: *stares at Lukas who looks extremely hot in his apron*
Jess: *cue nose bleeds*
Lukas: uhh...
Jess: *takes sugar cookie batter* *takes handful and eats it*
Lukas: you know you can get salmonella from that, right?
Jess: pfffffft. As if. I've eaten sugar cookie batter so many times without getting sick. I'm fine.
*le ten mins later*
Jess: hnnnnnnnnnnn
Lukas: I TOLD you not to eat it!
Jess: BUT IT TASTES SO GOOOOOOOD

Boop:

Minty: *le takes Lukas's coffee mug*
Jess: ?is that my husbands mug?
Minty: yes. Do you have a problem?
Jess: as a matter of fact... yes. I do.
Minty: *licks rim of mug*
Wolfe: *crashes in* no.

Boop:

Minty: *galaxy eyes* SPRINGTRAAAAAP! *looks up at animatronic*
Springtrap: ?
Minty: *hugs* awww you're just like I'd expect you to be! You're so cute... and sweet... and-
Springtrap: *le snaps minty's neck*
Minty: *blood spurts out of neck*
Minty: *falls to the ground*
Lukas: *walks by with child in hands* *screams like a little girl*
Springtrap: *vince pokes out* I had to get rid of her somehow. I'm sorry.
Lukas: *shock*
Wolfe: *walks in and covers child's eyes*
Lukas: what concerns me most is how you've learned to snap a persons neck.
Vince: *smirks* you'd be surprised.

Boop:

Lukas: *sitting on couch*
Child: *jumps on Le lukas*
Lukas: OOF
Child: *giggles*
Lukas: *freaks out* HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET OUT OF YOUR CRIB?!
Jess: I brought (insert gender) here.
Lukas: *sigh of relief*
Lukas: *looks to child sitting on him*
Jess: *hugs Lukas*
Lukas: YES. SHOWER ME WITH AFFECTION, MORTALS.
*later*
Axel: Lukas, why are you sitting in the rain?
Lukas: it's my domain of eternal sadness.

Boop:

*le go to beach*
Lukas: *le get home with jess*
Jess: DID YOU EVEN PUT ON SUNSCREEN?!
Lukas: YES! LIKE FIVE TIMES!
Jess: *mentally facepalms* *smirks* *pokes Lukas's back*
Lukas: *screams*

Boop:

Sans: *walks up to lukesse kid*
Child: *galaxy eyes*
Sans: ???
Minty: that is the child of Lukas and Jessica.
Sans: hey kid.
Child: *looks up at sans*
Sans: *pats kids head*
Child: *giggles*
Sans: *looks back to Lukas and jess*
Sans: *glares* you two are dirty, dirty people.
Lukas: *turns bright red*

Let me know if you want to see more!