(These are embarrassing moments that happened in this book- which I didn't include! I'm adding this to show awkward everyone is, especially since this was almost a perfect love story.)

Boop:

Lukas: *trying rly hard to smooth down hair for date* *elbow knocks over cologne bottle*
*cologne bottle smashes onto floor*
Lukas: notchdam- *slips in puddle* *falls on floor*
Lukas: *done with life* *sigh*

Boop:

*le kiss*
Jess: *pulls hair*
Lukas: *laughs*
Jess: ??? how the heck did my hair get in your mouth?!
Lukas: I have no idea.
Jess: *mentally facepalms*

Boop:

*le lukesse walks to minty after wedding*
Minty: *face turns red seeing senpai*
Lukas: w-why is there blood all over you?
Minty: ...
Jess: *scared*
Minty: *shoves body out of way*
Minty: uhh....
Jen: he called weddings stupid, so minty took a syringe and stabbed it in his shoulder.
Minty: surprisingly, there was a lot of blood.
Toxic: "surprisingly"
Minty: *pouts* now I need coffee.
Sads: we'll get you coffee later.
Minty: REALLY?! THATS GREAT, BECAUSE I WAS REALLY WANTING A PEPPERMINT MOCHA AND I ALSO WANTED TO GO LOOK AT ALL THE LITTLE COOKIES IN THE DISPLAY CASE AND BUY A LITTLE SNOWMAN THAT....
Jess and Lukas: *sliwly back away*
Vincent: *sits up* what'd I miss?

Boop:

Lukas: *le finds pregnancy test*
Lukas: *laughs*
Lukas: *chokes on spit*
Jess: LUKAS!
Lukas: *continues to laugh*
Jess: Lukas, what are you- *stops talking and looks at test*
Jess: why are you laughing?
Lukas: I... I just.... *wheeze* I CANT HANDLE IT. *wheeze*
Minty: *appears* Hes overjoyed and shocked at the same time. He'll get over it.
Lukas: *wheeze*

Boop:

Lukas: heh.... Jess... *hic*
Jess: for the love of notch, Lukas.
Lukas: *hic*
Jess: DID YOU TAKE ANOTHER POTION FROM IVOR.
Lukas: yep. But... *hic* it was shiny.
Jess: *glares*
Jess: *calls Olivia*
Olivia: what's up, Jess?
Jess: my husband is drunk off of a regen potion.
Olivia: *laughs*

Boop:

Lukas: *le arrow pulled from shoulder*
Lukas: *screams like little girl*

Boop:

Jess: *singing in shower*
Lukas: *sitting in bed reading book*
Jess: *sings*
Jess: *horrible voice crack*
Lukas: *jumps so much that he falls out of the bed*
Jess: *silence*
Lukas: *sighs*
Jess: you didn't hear that.

Boop:

Jess: *walking through town*
Townsperson: ugh. How do you even pull those clothes off? You know, different clothes are meant for different body types.
Jess: you're right. I can't pull it off.
Jess: that's why I get my husband to pull it off for me.
Jess: *one finger salute*
*sounds of minty 'ooohing' in the distance*

Boop:

Jess: I'm really nervous about this, Lukas.
Lukas: don't worry. Just follow your heart.
Jess: *thinks real hard*
Batista: ma'am, are you ready to order?
Jess: hold on one sec, I'm still thinking.

(Hope u enjoyed these! I'm planning on making the 'announcement' For the baby in the next chapter, so stay tuned for that! There might be little bloopers like this in the future, so keep an eye out for that as well!)