Dippers P.O.V

When I woke, my body was completely sore, I felt warm arms wrapped around my waist.
As I turned to face Bill, I saw his smiling face, it was goofy and silly.
"Were you watching me sleep?"
"Hehe, you were just so cute that I couldn't help it. How are feeling?" He patted my head, I could feel his strong hand running through my hair, it felt nice.
"I feel sore, my body hurts, but I need to take a shower" I wine.
He chuckled, "aw, but your so cute, I don't want you to get up"
He hugged me closer to his chest, it felt comfortable being pressed against his skin.
I wanted it to last forever.
Wait! What is this!?!
I felt something rise in my stomach up to my throat.
I covered my mouth with my hands.
I felt nauseous, like I was about to throw up.
Bill looked at me in shock, snapping his fingers, we teleported to the bathroom.
I was leaning over the toilet, vomiting. The pain slowly vanished from my chest, Bills' hand stroked my back softly, supporting my body.
When i finally stopped, my stomach felt empty.
My body felt lifeless, other then Bills' hands guiding me to the shower.
"I knew democratic and Male-human pregnancy happens fast, I just didn't it was this fast"
He joked, I guess it was it was a little funny, but I wasn't in the mood.
I just glared up at him as he joined me in the shower. He held me close to his chest, as he helped me lather my hair.
The hot, steaming water ran down our bodies.
"Now do you feel better?"
A soft, warm smile tugged on his lips.
I did feel better. I pushed back his drenched hair out of his eyes, his sharp, golden eyes.
I press my lips up against his forehead.
When I pulled away, I could see his blushing face.
It was so cute. "I am now"
When we got out, Bill was starting off into the distance,he was in a daze.
"Bill? Are you ok?"
When he snapped back to reality, he looked pissed.
"Sorry pine tree, I have to go and do something very important, so be a good boy and stay in bed for me. I don't want you getting any worse,ok?~"
I nodded my head and did want I was told and stayed in bed. He kissed my lips and teleported away.
I felt lonely when Bill left, sometimes I wonder where he goes.
But if my hunch is correct, then Bill is taking over the world right now, as I lay in bed, safe and without any worries.
Well the only thing I can hope for is the Gravity Falls and my family is safe...
Oh well, it's my will to stay here with him.

Bills P.O.V

I hate to leave my sweet pine tree, but these dame humans won't shut up with their problems with me taking over this world.
"Bill Cypher! Give me back my nephew this instance!"
Look at old sixer go, I already told him-
" look sixer, I left everyone in gravity falls along so far, the only places that destroyed were most of China, Africa and a tiny bit of America. Is that so bad?
You're playing it was already overpopulated I helped!"
(I'm just seeing this now! To anyone who is from those countries, please don't be offended! I just looked at a map and randomly pointed to things!!! Please don't kill me!)
Sixer doesn't look happy, even though his great nephew and niece are both going to have children soon.
"Hay look on the bright side Sixer, soon you'll be a great, great uncle~
Doesn't that make you happy?~"
He looked confused and angry.
"What the Hell Is that Supposed To Mean!" "Oh! So you don't know?" This is interesting, so shooting star didn't tell him...
Oh I see now.
She must be keeping it a secret. For now.
"Well... If you really want to know..." I said, teasing the old man. "OH JUST SPIT IT OUT YOU DAMD DEMON!"
He was fearing out, so funny.
Well Fordster! Pine tree and I are having a BABY!"
"W-what?!?"
Just the pure shocked was enough to make me burst out laughing, but keeping my cool I say." Yep that's are Fordster, my beloved pine tree is pregnant! With my child!"
I yelled proudly.
"You Monster! Forcing my nephew to-
Your manipulating him aren't you!!!"
"Nope, it was pine tree. He was the one that forced himself onto me. It was his on will"
He looked like he was about to vomit.
'Bill~'
Oh it's pine tree, he's so cute when he's-
What!?!
"Oh so this is you plan Sixer!"
With my eye, I could see them! The pathetic Pines family trying to take my Pine tree away from me.
...
Now I'm mad~