Videogamewhore: Happy birthday! I'm your present! 

Chill out: Can I have a receipt?

Videogamewhore: WOW

Chill out: I'm only kidding!

Eagle ears: Murder me

ChristiBLORP: With puppies

Eagle ears: Or knives 

ChristiBLORP: Or FUN

Eagle ears: Or AXES

ChristiBLORP: GLITTER

Eagle ears: BULLETS

masterofpool: This is homophobia!

Videogamewhore: We're both gay

masterofpool: Still

Videogamewhore: No, no 'still'

ImfromjaPAAN: You're so immature

Chill out: Hey I am a sophisticated person

Chill out: Just last week I bought a vegetable

Videogamewhore: You can have all my hoodies

Chill out: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE YOU 

Flaming hot: Sorry, I'm just really gay

Flaming hot: Well, bi, but gay

masterofpool: k

Chill out: Okay I'm setting you up with my phone

ImfromjaPAAN: If it'll make you SHUT UP THEN FINE

Chill out: YESSSSS

the hot one: I just want to punch Squip in the throat with a knife repeatedly

Pinkberry: I'd say go for it but that's

Pinkberry: How you say

Pinkberry: 'Illegal'

masterofpool: I'm gayer than you

Videogamewhore: Is that a challenge 

Chill out: You're high aren't you

Videogamewhore: Highly in love with you

Chill out: Fuck off you're making me smile

Flaming hot: I wanna cuddle

Flaming hot: If I don't get cuddled I'm going to scream

Flaming hot: But be careful, my dad's been drinking again

masterofpool: Look outside your window

ChristiBLORP: What is wrong with us

Eagle ears: Everything but at least we're beautiful