Anonymous: Hey you should ask Jeremy out on a date

Videogamewhore: WHO ARE YOU THIS IS THE FIFTEENTH TIME TODAY

Anonymous: Just someone who ships Meremy

Videogamewhore: Why me

Anonymous: Oh don't worry I've been sending these messages to Jeremy too

Videogamewhore: whAT

Videogamewhore: Jeremy! How could you not tell me!?

Chill out: What? Tell you what?

Videogamewhore: You know damn well what I'm talking about!

Chill out: Look, I'm sorry, okay? I was afraid to tell you! I thought you were going to be mad!

Videogamewhore: Why do you think I'd be upset? 

Chill out: What do you mean 'why do you think I'd be upset?' Because it's embarrassing!

Videogamewhore: No, it isn't! This kind of stuff happens all the time!

Chill out: What are you talking about?

Videogamewhore: Has someone been sending you messages? Do they go by Anonymous? 

Chill out: What? No.

Videogamewhore: Oh. Nevermind then.

Videogamewhore: Wait, what were you talking about?

Chill out: Nothing!

Chill out: AUGH I CANNOT BELIEVE I ALMOST TOLD HIM I LIKE HIM

Flaming hot: On the upside, you didn't.

Chill out: But is that really the upside here?

Flaming hot: Good point. Just ask him out already! What the worst that could happen?

Chill out: He could reject me and hate me and then I'll die alone

Flaming hot: Yeah... let's not do that. The dying alone bit I mean.

Flaming hot: Realistically, the only bad thing that could happen is he rejects you. 

Chill out: Yeah, but... Look, even if I did, he's not into boys.

Flaming hot: Are you

Flaming hot: Are you actually kidding me

Chill out: No

Flaming hot: Michael is the gayest

Chill out: What? Did he tell you this? Why wouldn't he tell me?

Flaming hot: DUDE ARE YOU ACTUALLY BLIND.

Flaming hot: LOOK I WASN'T GOING TO TELL YOU BUT IT SEEMS I MUST NOW

Chill out: What?

Flaming hot: MICHAEL HAS A BIG ASS GAY CRUSH ON YOU

Chill out: whAT

Flaming hot: WHENEVER YOU CAN'T HANG OUT WITH ALL OF US DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MICHAEL TALKS ABOUT

Flaming hot: YOU, YOU DINGUS

Chill out: Probably platonic!

Flaming hot: "And he has the prettiest eyes! You can't tell Jeremy any of this! I will literally kill you."

Chill out: 0_o

Chill out: I HAVE A BOY TO ASK OUT ON A DATE 

Flaming hot: YOU'VE GOT THIS

Flaming hot: So, our plan is working!

masterofpool: Michael still has no idea that I'm the one sending those messages!

Flaming hot: You clever little shit. This is all working out perfectly!

masterofpool: Hey, so a new restaurant opened in the mall. Wanna get dinner with me tonight?

Flaming hot: Yes!

Chill out: Can I come over to your place?

Videogamewhore: Sure thing!

Chill out: Great! I wanna talk to you about something.

Videogamewhore: Have I done something wrong?

Chill out: What? No, of course not! But it is important, so...

Videogamewhore: JAKE

Videogamewhore: JAKE ANSWER ME

masterofpool: What is it?

Videogamewhore: JEREMY LIKES ME

Videogamewhore: LIKE ACTUALLY LIKES ME

masterofpool: Dude, that's awesome! Did you ask him out?

Videogamewhore: No

masterofpool: WHY THE FUCK NOT

Videogamewhore: BECAUSE HE ASKED ME 

masterofpool: Do you realise what this means?

Videogamewhore: That I have a kinda-not-really-or-at-least-yet boyfriend?

masterofpool: No, it means we can do double dates now!

Videogamewhore: OH MY GOD I totally forgot you had a boyfriend!

masterofpool: How did you forget? I literally never stop talking about him.

Videogamewhore: I'm just really happy and my mind is pretty foggy right now

Chill out: CHRISTINE

Chill out: I ASKED MICHAEL OUT

ChristiBLORP: YOU DID!? LIKE YOU ACTUALLY ASKED HIM OUT!?

Chill out: YES AND HE SAID YES

ChristiBLORP: DUDE I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU WHERE'S YOUR FIRST DATE GOING TO BE!?

Chill out: I was thinking of taking him to the park we met!

ChristiBLORP: Jeremy, you little romantic, you. 

Chill out: You don't think it'll be too cheesy?

ChristiBLORP: No! Of course, not! It's the cutest thing I've ever heard! 

ChristiBLORP: Ugh I gtg

ChristiBLORP: Goodbye! And good luck!

Chill out: Thank you! And bye!