Flaming Hot: When I was, a young man, there's no need to feel down

masterofpool: I said young man, my father took me to town

ImfromjaPAAN: Are you trying to mash welcome to the black parade and the YMCA together? because it just doesn't make sense. It's like putting skittles in a bowl with m&m's. It doesn't work.

Chill out: It's fun to go to the blaaaAAAAck parade

masterofpool: I love you

Flaming Hot: I love you too

masterofpool: Tell the world you love me 

Flaming Hot: I love you

masterofpool: Why did you tell me? I said the world

Flaming Hot: You are my world

Videogamewhore: The next time a blocked number calls, answer and say 'Jim's whorehouse, you got the dough, we got the hoe.'

masterofpool: Wait, what about 'Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it, we freeze it.'

Videogamewhore: 'Henderson's morgue, you stab 'em we slab 'em' 

masterofpool: 'Texas crematorium, you kill 'em we grill 'em.'

Videogamewhore: Okay, you win

Eagle ears: Why be homophobic, racist, sexist, or transphobic when you can just be quiet?

ChristiBLORP: I want this on every item of clothing I own

Videogamewhore: If you spell skeletons backward it still spells skeletons

Chill out: Man, I can't wait for Halloween so I can see some snoteleks 

Flaming Hot: I CAN'T BELIEVE THE PLURAL FOR 'BEEF' IS 'BEEVES'

Chill out: What??? No it's not

ImfromjaPAAN: Actually it is

Chill out: What

Chill out: How to do the sex: 

Chill out: Step one: hold hands

Chill out: Step two: That's it

Videogamewhore: Jeremy you hold my hand all the time you fuCKING WHORE

Chill out: ONE COULD CALL YOU A WHORE BECAUSE YOU HOLD MY HAND TOO

Videogamewhore: WELL FUCK

Chill out: IT'S WHAT WE DO EVERYTIME WE HOLD HANDS

Flaming Hot: Being asleep is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake so it's a win-win situation.

Chill out: It's like being dead without commitment. 

Flaming Hot: An open relationship with death.

Chill out: Death with benefits.

Flaming Hot: Wait, so would we be cheating on our boyfriends with death? 

Chill out: Oh. Yeah, I guess so.

Flaming Hot: Well, I'm game

Chill out: I'll alert your boyfriend

Flaming Hot: Wait no

ChristiBLORP: Last night I had a dream that I was sitting next to this really cute boy at a baseball game and the kiss cam landed on us and I leaned over and kissed his sister and everyone got really quiet and I just went 'well, that was a curveball' and I laughed so hard I woke up

ChristiBLORP: What does this mean???

Chill out: I have no answers