Honestly this is how I act, I don't really like family so, call me a grinch 'cause I dislike Christmas.
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I groaned as I was being shaken awake.

"What the fuck do you want bitch!" I said putting a pillow over my head.

It was taken off.

I opened my eyes to see my team and Raido right in front of me all dressed up.

"MERRY CHRISTMAS MISUMI
(-SENSEI!)" They all screamed with joy except for Sasuke.

"Yay I'm so excited, g'night." I said flopping back down on my bed.

"Misumi it's time to wake up." Dad said throwing me over his shoulder.

"Whatever." I said going limp.

He sighed and walked down stairs.

He opened the door and threw me into the snow.

"Whatever." I said laying there in my spandex and sports bra.

"What's your deal Misumi!" Sakura yelled tired of my shit.

"I don't like Christmas." I said covering my self in snow hoping they'd leave me alone.

"Ok that's enough." Dad picked me up and shook the snow off of me.

"Sakura please get her ready for the festival tonight, Naruto you are going to be her date. Sasuke since she can stand you I want you to help her through Sakura's 'living hell'." Dad barked out orders.

"Whatever."

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Right now me, Sakura, and Sasuke we're dress shopping. Yipee.

"Ohh Misumi this one would make you look very pretty." She said holding up a green Kimono.

"Whatever." I just said.

Bonk

"Ow." I said rubbing my head.

She sighed,"Why do you hate Christmas so much?"

"Problems in my past." I said monotone like.

"Hey that's the past, right now is the present, you have friends, your dad, to hell with it you got a boyfriend. You got loads of reasons to be happy so cheer up." She said with a closed eye smile.

"She's right, so quit moping dobe." Sasuke sighed with his arms crossed.

"Ok I guess I'll try." I sighed rubbing my face.
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After an hour of searching through slutty or too pink kimonos we decided to give up on me, but at least Sakura got a Kimono

"Uh! The one mission that I got from Kakashi-Sensei that I can totally do I failed at!" She complained.

"It's alright I mean I can wear a skirt or WAIT! I got a dress at home!" I remembered.

"Really? You don't seem like a person to have dresses." Sasuke commented.

"Well before I came to Konoha the person I worked for had me do a job and it required a dress. Now enough talking, hold on to my arm." I ordered.

They did as I said, then I poofed home.

I went to my closet and disappeared in the very back.

'Aha found it!' I thought.

I came back out tripping on some hangers with my black dress.

"I made it myself." I smiled.

Sakura choked on her spit," Can I borrow that sometime?!"

"Sure I never use it anyway." I said removing some fuzz balls on it.

"Can you guys just get ready?" Sasuke said annoyed.

"Yeah I agree with Sasuke I want this shit over with, let's just get the hair done." I said sitting down.

"And makeup!" Sakura gleamed.

"And makeup." I groaned.

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"Hey Misumi activate your Arsuiyta, It'll make your hair match you dress better."Sakura said as she finished my hair. (Pretend they know about it.)

"Ok." I said closing my eyes and opening them when it was activated.

"Your hair is adorable!" She squealed.

"Your hair looks good too." I said with a small smile.

"Thanks, now it's time for makeup!" She said grabbing her makeup box.

"Uuuuuggghhhhhhhh!" I groaned.
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"You look hot!"She said showing me what I look like in the mirror.

'I guess I do look sorta hot."

"Hey Sasuke who's your date?" I asked.

"Hn, nobody." He said in his Emo demeanor.

"Well that is gonna change!" I said standing up.

"You sat here having the fun of seeing me get pricked at and now it your turn." I said evilly.

"Sakura go home you and Sasuke are going to the festival together as FRIENDS." I said calmly.

"U-uh ok I will see you at the meeting spot." She stuttered

She packed all her things and left with her kimono in hand.

"Why her?" He groaned.

"Because as stupid as she seems she truly cares about you. You don't have to date her, at least knowledge her." I said while cleaning up my room.

"Hn." He grunted.

I smacked his head,"Follow me, I think dad has a men kimono from when he was young."

"I hate you." He said following me.

"Whatever." I replied opening the closet, taking out the kimono.

"Here ya go, now go change in my bathroom." I said following him to my room.

"Yes mam." He said sarcastically.

"THATS SIR TO YOU!!" I yelled at him.

After waiting a bilomilogiloion years, he finally came out.

"You look  handsome for once in your life now come here." I patted on the bed.

He sat down,"Turn around un."

I grabbed the ponytail holder off of my wrist and tied his hair into a ponytail, leaving some bangs out.

"Go look in the mirror." I said while looking at my nails.

"I look like him." He said sadly.

"Hey that means you look hot, but no jokes, he was a good man and you'll forever know and love that Itachi in your heart." I said, knowing that Sasuke doesn't know the truth.

"Your right Misumi-chan thank you," He said hugging me.

"AHHHHH TO OOC FOR ME!" I yelled  he smirked and shook his head.

"Go get your dress on you dimwit." He said with an insult.

I grabbed my dress and started sing rude in the bathroom.

I finished and cracked the door."Uh Sasuke."

"Nani?" He asked.

"I look like a whore." I cringed.

"What about the mission you went on?" He asked.

"I used the transformation Jutsu, and I was supposed to look like a slut." I said threw the door.

"Come out and I'll discuses if you do or not." He said interested in what I looked like.

"Ughhhhh fine!" I came out stomping in black pumps.

His eyes widened.

"You look beautiful not like a whore." He said blushing.

"Don't start falling for me ey." I smirked.

"I'm not, if anything your falling for me you said I looked handsome twice." He smirked back.

"I tell people if their hot but it's not like I want to fuck 'em or something, besides I have a hot boyfriend." I huffed.

"Hot my ass." He muttered under his breath.

"I'm not even offended 'cause you got no ass Hun!" I laughed.

"ANYYWHOREEE! Let's go."I marched down stairs with him following.

I picked up the four presents off of the table and grabbed the keys and finally locked the door.

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     ~Time for the festival~

Me and Sasuke walked to the fancy sushi place dad reserved for us.

We looked around and saw them in the corner booth.

I got nervous because I'd never let anyone and I mean anyone see me like this.

"Hi Misu-Chan(Sensei)!" Naruto and Raido yelled.

His eyes widen when we got closer.

"You look uh, you look gorgeous." He blushed.

"Enough of boys blushing!" I huffed sitting next to Sasuke, who had Sakura next to him. While Naruto sat next to me and dad sat next to Sakura, while Raido was on the other side of dad.

We all ordered our food.

"Time for presents."Dad said.

He handed one to Sakura. She opened it and gasped.

He got her a pink hair clip with sakura petals on it.

"If you put chakra into it, it summons Kunai." He said with an closed eyed smile.

Naruto was next. Naruto got ramen coupons."Thanks Sensei your the best!"

The Sasuke opened his. His eyes widened."W-what?"

"Yes it's a scroll on the Uchiha I thought you might've liked it." Dad commented.

"Arigato." Sasuke mumbled.

"Your welcome." He replied.

Dad gave Raido two kunai, one that said student and one that said Sensei.

"THANK YOU KAKASHI-SAN!" She yelled.

"No problem Raido." He said with a smile

Then dad handed me two packages. I gave him an questioning look.

"The one with blue ribbon on it is from the Hokage." He clarified.

"Oh." I said as I opened dad's gift. It was a beautiful black diamond ring with carefully sculpted kanji for mind and body.

"It was your mothers." Dad said with a sad smile. 

"It's perfect." I said as I slipped it on my right middle finger.

After staring at it for awhile I started to open gramps present to me.

It was hot springs for me to bring three friends. "Hey guys on New Years let's go to the hot springs!" I said with a smile.

"What about me?" Dad asked jealous.

"Well maybe you can try to get a girlfriend?" I said innocently.

He choked on his water.

"Uhm I got some presents for you guys." Sakura said with a smile.

She got Sasuke kunai knives with the Uchiha crest on it, Naruto a kawaii fox plush, Dad Christmas mask, Raido a book of the shinobi rules.

I opened mine and it was a necklace with a cherry blossom pendent with the letter s in black.

"I got a black rose with the letter M in pink." She said with a closed eyed smile.

I leaned over Sasuke and hugged her,"Thank you so much."

Sasuke handed out his.

He gave dad another mask, Naruto a limit addition ramen, Raido a box of Candy, and Sakura a perfume his mom used to love. How I know? He told me.

He handed me mine. I opened the slim box to see a katana. The handle was black and had an Uchiha charm on it and best of all it had 'Revenge Friends' carved on it.

"Aw thank you Sasuke." I said hugging him.

"Hn." He replied. Stupid Duckass

Then Naruto gave out his.

Sakura got a picture of her beating the living shit out of him, Sasuke a dictionary,Raido a picture of all three of us doing sexy poses, Dad a gift card to the book store.

He gave me a cereal box! WHAT THE FUCK?!

"Uh thanks." I said unsurely.

"Baka it's inside of the box." He said laughing.

"Oh." I said, then opened the box.

It was a picture of me and him cuddling in our sleep. 

"I love it thank you Naru-Kun." I hugged him.

"No problem Misu-Chan!" He said happily.

I gave everybody theirs.

They all got a bracelet, but each one was different, Sasuke's was one with navy blue leather with an Uchiha charm, a black rose charm, Duck charm, butt charm, and and charm that said,'revenge friends.'

Sakura's had pink leather with a cherry blossom charm, black rose charm, a fist charm, and a charm that says,'CHA!'

Raido got a light blue leather bracelet with a candy charm, a black rose charm, a galaxy charm and a charm that said,'YES MISU-SENSEI!'

Dad got a Grey leather one with a kunai charm, a itcha itcha charm, a black rose  charm, a mask charm and a Chidori charm, and a charm that said. 'Sorry I'm late I ...'

Naruto got a orange leather bracelet that had a fox charm, a black rose charm, a ramen charm, a whiskers charm, and a charm that said,'Believe it!'

And before I knew it I was tacklers in hugs.

'I think I like Christmas.'

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