Misumi's POV

"Bacon, bacon, bacon,
BACON!"Finally my bacon was ready, I woke up extra early for this.

I ate my bacon under a minutes, RECORD BREAKING TIME!

I got ready for my second day of the academy.

I snuck a glance at the time. CRAP I'M GOING TO BE LATE! I poofed into the class room to see there was only the duck butt haired kid that I learned that was Sasuke Uchiha.

I looked up at the clock and checked the time. Well crap I'm early I thought I was going to be late.

I sighed and did some hand signs."Summoning Jutsu,"I mumbled boredly.

There were white clouds everywhere. When the clouds were gone I saw Chi, my guardian. He was assigned to me at birth, he was only two days old, but any way when Orochimaru didn't want him running around in his place. So he made to where I can summon him.

"Hello Misumi, You haven't summoned me In a while you butthead." I rolled my eyes at his unnecessary comment and said,"Shut your face hole, I want to hang out you, you brat."

"Whatever, it got boring you haven't summoned me in weeks."He whined.

"Sorry, I have been doing a lot of things lately." I said with a sheepish grin and scratching the back of my head.

"Lets sit down," I said walking to the back left corner of the room. We talked about how I'm in Kohana and random stuff.

We got bored so he left. I put my head on my desk and closed my eyes. I felt the Uchiha starring at me. I looked up and of corse the onyx eyes are directed at me,"Cough, stalker, cough," He just glared at me.

"If looks would kill I'd be long gone."I said annoyed.

He turned away.'Finally, jeez what afreak,' I thought.

"You got a problem or something," The duckbutt said glaring daggers at me.

"Yeah I got a problem, when I wake up in the morning there's always this bird pecking on my window-" I got cut off by the Emo.

"That not what I meant and you know that, you called me a freak." He grunted irritatedly.

"Oopsie thought I said that in my head,"I replied with a smile.

"You should stop staring at me like that, or do something weird like this,"I said crossing my eyes.

"Your annoying," I looked at him in fake hurt and held my hand to my chest and said,"Oh no the almighty Uchiha doesn't like me, I'm going to die. Your more Emo than stick butt."

He gave me a questionly look and asked,"Who is that?" I slammed my head on the desk and said,"Wouldn't you like to know, now, LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE I RIP OFF YOUR HEAD!!!!!" I yelled tired of him and his comments and questions.

"Hey! Don't talk to Sasuke-Kun like that or you'll regret it." I looked up to see Sakura aka pinkette.

The rest of the class was there too.
'When did they get there?' I gave her a bored look and said,"Go away billboard brow cotton candy Monster."

"What did you call me!" She screeched annoyingly.

"Huh, oh, I called you billboard brow cotton candy monster." I said slowly like you would to a child. I noticed duckbutt smirking and I said,"Oi duckbutt what are ya smirking about?"His smirk only grew wider.

"You are screwed." He said entertained.

I snorted unladylike and said,"She won't be able to lay a finger on me. I could put you all out of your misery and kill her for ya." I said picking my nails.

Her eyes flashed with worry than anger. She started walk towards me, I teleported behind her and kicked her to the ground. Everybody gasped and watch me with horror as I walk towards her. I grabbed her arms and put them behind her back, bent down and said,"Your pathetic grow up, crushes shouldn't be number one on a ninjas mind, it could get them killed, get up and go to your seat Iruka is coming."I teleported to my seat and pretended to sleep.

"Hel-what happened Sakura why are you on the ground."Iruka voice said with worry,"IRUKA SENSEI! MISUMI! SHE DID IT, SHE KICKED ME TO THE GROUND!" Screamed Sakura.

"Sakura I'm afraid I do not know what you're talking about she's clearly sleeping," He said clueless to my acting.

To prove his point I did a light snore.
"Sasuke, can you wake her up please." I herd a chair screech and footsteps coming my way

Sasuke's POV

"Sasuke, can you wake her up please." I gave Iruka-Sensei a dirty glare and pushed out my chair. I stood up and dreadfully walked over to the annoying yet amusing girl.

When I got to the back row next to the girl, I put out my finger to poke her but her hand snatch my finger.

She looked at me with a glare,"Don't try to touch me again or next time your finger won't be connected. And never, ever intrude my sleep."

Misumi's POV

After that retard tried to touch me, he sat back down in his seat then our ding-dong of a Sensei started talking about throwing kunai and shuriken.

I zoned out, after awhile Iruka left with hurry.

"Hey Shikamaru, where did Iruka go I wasn't paying attention." I asked him curiously.

"How do you know my name?"I gave him the,'are-you-serious' look.

"I pay attention more than you think, I learned all your names yesterday. Now answer my question." I demanded.

"He went to get Naruto, he's such a drag, you haven't met him yet." He groaned thinking of the blonde.

"Are you kidding I love that kid, he's my neighbor." He gave me a questionable look and turn back around when the door suddenly opened."NARUTO WHAT WERE YOU THINKING! YOU NEED TO GROW UP!" Iruka came in shouting his panties off.

"Now due to your irresponsible decisions the whole class has to review the transformation jutsu." There was a whole bunch of groaning in the room made from my fellow classmates.

"Like I care," Naruto said while crossing his arms in a pouty way.

We all went into a single file. Me at the end and Naruto in front of me.

"Hey Naruto what'cha smiling about," I whispered.

"Oh you'll see." He whispered with mischievous giggle.

I turned my attention to bill board brow in the front of the class.

"Ok Sakura you can do this, transformation jutsu!"Then she turned into an ok Iruka.

Wow she needs to give herself a pep talk before she did it, lame."Nice job Sakura." Iruka Sensei commented.

"Eeeek, Sasuke did you see me." She squealed. 'What a fan girl' I thought with a grumble.

"Hn," Sasuke said with his HUGE vocabulary.

He walked to the front of the class room and did the same. Then after quite a bit of people later, it was Naruto's turn!

"Transformation jutsu!" He yelled.

Then when the smoke cleared Naruto was a girl version of himself, but naked with some small clouds covering the 'sensitive' parts.

Iruka had a massive nose bleed, soon he got up and started lecturing Naruto.

Then before I knew it, it was my turn. I huffed and sat down on the desk and transformed into Zabuza: Demon of the mist.

I turned back to normal,"Interesting choice do care to tell me why you turned into one of the seven swords man of the mist?"I sat down next to Naruto.

"Because I wanted to, that's why." Iruka looked at me curiously then dismissed class.

Well at least I can sorta can tolerate them.

Sorta...
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Me:Well I guess that was my excuse for a chapter.

Oh well pls vote pleaaaaaassssse.

Sasuke: Loser

Me: Shut up or I'll make you kiss Naruto more than twice

Sasuke: You wouldn't dare!

(Whoa OOC moment!)

Me:*holds up Laptop*I would dare very much.
now say it*laughs creepily*

Misumi: Hey Emma! (a/n my name is emma) Can you make it were Sasuke falls off a cliff an-hey sasuke, I didn't see ya there...*Scratches head nervously* Heheh. Bye!*poofs out*

Sasuke: Whatever Emma doesn't own Naruto she's too much of a loser

Me: SAY WHAT, GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME*rolls up sleeves*

Sasuke:*scratches head nervously* Bye!*poofs out*

Me:I'll get my revenge you'll see Uchiha you'll see.*laughs creepyily*

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Okay so yeah, PLEASE VOTE OR A LEAST COMMENT!!

*puts on puppy dog eyes* or you can just follow, anything would be fine.

Ok we can all say I'm insane in the membrane

'Insane in the brain'

Hehe see what did there no, ok then! ( well I'm going in my Emo corner with Sasuke.)

Ja ne

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