💙💋{Please read the Authors note on the end, enjoy!}💋💙

"Their chakra spiked when Tanzuna (sp?) walked by and that must mean that they were initially targeting him for some reason."I said smartly......HEY I CAN BE SMART......Well sometimes...

"So why would two rouge Chunin go after an old fartbag like you? Unless they were hired for some reason." I spoke in a monotone voice.

'Heheheh I like my scary voice heheheh be afraid very afraid.'

"Kaka you talk to that fartbag, while I finish up these guys."

"Just do it quickly because the others aren't used to death yet." He sighed.

I walked over to the tied up to the Demon mist bros and plunged a kunai in their necks.

"Sakura for Christ sakes if you try to cut my hair again your going to end up like them." I said turning around and pointing to the corpses.

She squealed and hid behind her sasuke-kun~

I turned back around and sealed their bodies into a scroll.

"IMA GET ALL THE MONEYS OFF THESES GUYS YOSH MORE DANGO!!!!" Then all of a sudden a weasel popped out and ran out to me.

"Awww the little itachi wants Dango~ KAWAII."

Sasugay then turned to me,"ITACHI WHERE!!" I sweat dropped.

"I meant the weasel," I pointed to the little kawaii rodent below my shin.

All of a sudden, again, a duck came out and snatched the weasel, then flew off.

"BYE BYE WEASEL I HOPE YOU TWO HAVE CUTE LITTLE WEASEL DUCK BABYS!" I called out to the cute couple.

"Misumi?" I heard dad call out.

"YUSSSSS?"

"Shut up."

"Oh ;("

"Don't make that face Misumi."

"Ok how about this!
\(;_;)/
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"You look like a baby that want to be held by their mom"

"Well you look like a duck has taken refuge on your head"

"DONT TALK ABOUT MY SASUKE-KUN LIKE THAT!"

"What about me Sakura-chan?"

"ARG NARUTO, CHA!"

"Oww Sakura-chan that hurt..."

"You don't need to hit him like that."

"He was annoying me hmph!"

"You sound like a bitch from mean girls."

"Oh you watched that movie, Misumi?! I loved Regina's bunny ears at the Halloween party."

"Umm dad?"

"Yes?"

"SHUT UP!"

"Oh."
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"Chicken, chicken, chicken, DUCK!!!!"

"It's duck duck goose, also why are you playing duck duck goose?"

"Well you are all chickens and Sasugay is a duck and why I am doing it? The world may never know toe-kun."

"Haha-wait did you just call me a toe?"

"Well think 'bout it,
Nar-oo-toe."

"DON'T TALK TO YOUR FUTURE HOKAGE LIKE THAT!"

"Ahh! Sorry Hokage-sama." I bowed while anime crying.

"Hmph,losers."

"Psst, hey Naruto you want to start a club?"

"What type of club?"

"A kill a all duckbutts club cause~ I want them to go extinct ." I said in a demonic voice.

Sasugay paled.

"But Misu-chan who would we make fun of?"

"Aww toe-Kun don't leave poor cotton candy out, we can always make fun of her."

"But I kinda you know like her." He whispered the end.

"Well no duh your so obvious!"

"Hn I agree."

"Ducky your just depressed that you can't make sasunaru happen because he's allllll mine!"

"Ew that loser." He looked away.

"Ahh so naïve he'll find his true feelings some day."

"Um Misu-chan did you really mean it? Like in, I'm all yours?" He said blushing.

Oh shit he had caught on.

-----inside Misumi head-----
"Ok everyone we are going in lock down now I'll have to take role of everybody."

"Unicorn?"

"Here bro."

"Sake?"

"Leedleleedle-Yusssssss?"

"Pokèmon?"

"Pikapika, bulba, squirtle,COFING!"

"Umm spooderman?"

"Spooderman, spooderman, he can do what a spooder ca-Oh? Um yeah I'm here."

"Ummm Author-San?"

"ITS AUTHOR-SAMA TO YOU!"

"H-hai sir,"

"IM A GIRL AGH YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR REPLACED,"

Poof

"Hey mum?"

"Yeah, umm am I doing here?"

"Please take role call for me it's almost done, here's the clip board."

"Ah ok, I guess."

"Captainsparkelz?"

"Uh yeah I'm here."

"Pewdiepie?"

"How's it going bros m-Oh yeah I'm here"

"Fairytale characters?"

"HERE! (Aye)"

"5sos?"

"HERE!(penguins!)

"Ronald McDonald?"

"I will keep away from little boy's I will keep away from little boys I will keep away from little boys-H-here."

"Lastly, the answer Misumi is going to give Naruto?"

"Here!"

"Um, here fartface."

"MOOOOOOMMMMM DONT CALL ME THAT MY READERS ARE READING THIS!"

"Oh hahaha lol ^_^"

"Eh okay now yall bitches can go to the safety room!ITAI!"

"EMMA McKENZIE! Don't cuss."

"Awww but I wanted to be a cool kid....."

"Well too bad your not cool at all in the first place."

"You can go back to making roast beef mom -.-"

"Ok then bye."

Poof

(Stares at readers) You saw nothing.

Poof

---Out of Misumi's head---
"Yep!" I blushed

'Shit that's the best they can do in there?!' I face palmed.

His blue orbs went wide, same with Sasugay and cotton candy.

Thank god dad was up ahead with Tanzuna.(sp?)

'Ah shit think fast your so rejected.'

"Oh! I see the boat!" I screamed.

I ran to the boat full speed.

'Phew close one,eh? THERE'S ONLY FIVE SEATS!'

"Umm there is only five seats."

"Oh one of you have to sit in someone's lap."

"Oh I can walk the whole way!" I said happy of my discovery.

"I don't think so you'll lose way too much chakara because we'll be going for a few hours and guessing they found out about their chunin they are going to send someone worse who could be waiting at the docks."

"NOOOOO I DONT WANNA SIT ON NARUTO'S LAP!" I screamed.

"You don't have to do it someone else can do it."

"No I actually thought about it, no one wants to sit on Tanzuna, no one will sit on you cause I hurt you while I was wrestling with you, no way in hell me and cotton candy are sitting on each other's laps,Sasugay doesn't want Sakura on him, Sasugay and Naruto will not do it,Sakura rather die than sit on Naruto,I will kill my self if I have to sit on Duckass, Naruto wouldn't mind me nor do I mind him,but I still don't like sitting on people....."

"Wow, well thought out, but too bad. Now all of you get in."

For once Naruto was quite,and blushing.

'Jashin I've been giving you sacrifice's, yet your so cruel.'

They all got in. Right now I'm just standing there.

"Misumi.In.Now."

"But your my dad, you shouldn't want me to sit on a boys lap."

"I could care less."

Sakura snickered while Duckass smirked.

I growled and walked in the boat and stood there.

"Misumi.sit."

I sat on Naruto making us both red.

"Good girl, I'll give you a treat later."

"I'm not a dog un."

"Sure~"

"Fuck off."

"What did I say about cussing?"

"Words."

He sighed.

"Whatever."

'Naruto is so comfy
l-AHHHHHHHHHHHH AUTHOR-SAMA STOP!'

'Like 5sos once said (Don't stop)'

'Is that the boy band in my head?'

'Yeah we are.Do you know how to get out I miss my penguin.'

'Awww kawaii, no your staying in here.'

'Aww man.'

I leaned back on Naruto getting comfy for this long ride.

I felt his gaze on me but I ignored it with my awesome ignoring skills.

'Being so awesome is so hard.'

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SOOOOOO ARE YOU HAPPY?! WELL I AM THIS CHAPTER IS SOOO LONG FOR ME!

So I've been getting all of your guys Dm's and guess what? Go on guess. I'm just gonna say it, I listened! So most of you wanted a Naruto love story so that's what I'm going to do.

I love naruhina to death but you know I'm doing something different.

This will not disrupt the Baruto series it will be just the same don't worry.

I'm sorry for who ever wanted her to get with someone else. But you know what I'm making another fanfic. So all of the people that really wanted Duckass can go to that story when it's out.

My other fanfic I'm talking about I'm not going to post it until I get at least halfway through the sequel for it. And that will start when I end this story in Shippuden.

I'm also sorry for not updating enough.Honestly I don't feel like this story is enjoyable to you guy bc I never see any comments but I understand that this book only has 5k reads. I just want to know if your enjoying it or I need to fix something.

So for my apology I made this long chapter for you I'll try harder to update more.
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