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                    Tea for two

"Are we there yet?" Craig whined. "No you idiot if we where there we would clearly see the house." Tyler responded and swatted the back of Craig's head. "Did I ask you? No I didn't think so." Craig responded with a glare. "Would you two shut up?" Lui said and rolled his eyes.

We'd been walking for who knows how long. My feet where killing me and the heels I was stuck in weren't helping. I had tried to take them off but no luck. It's like they where glued to my feet. "To answer your question Craig we are almost there. Just a bit more and we'll have arrived."

Craig and Tyler had kept up almost a constant stream of bickering and it was driving me nuts. "See Tyler! There was really no harm in me asking." "It's getting on my nerves. You don't have to ask every five seconds." "What do you mean every five seconds! This is my first time asking!" "Not true." "So is. Are we there yet?" Tyler groaned and Lui sent him a glare.

It was true they argued but I still noticed they where actually a really cute couple. Tyler watched out for Craig and made sure he was alright. Craig knew when he took it to far and apologized if he accidentally did.

"Thank fuck where here!" Lui exclaimed as we stepped into a large clearing. I'm the middle of it stood a large house with a white fence. The house itself was a mess of random colors which seemed to have no pattern. None of the windows matched and the house leaned in so many different directions that it was a miracle it was even standing.

Through the gate you could see people moving around a long table with a table cloth that was just patches of random fabrics. None of the chairs where the same and the bits of china dishes I could see where all different. "Thank god i'm dying." Tyler exclaimed. "Evan we're here!" Lui called as we stepped through the gate.

The man at the top of the table stood up and I eyed him warily.

I'm guessing he's the mad hatter but he didn't look that bad. "Lui! Craig! Tyler! It's good to see you! Who's your friend." His eyes met mine and I was sucked into the chocolate brown eyes that seemed to be able to see my soul.

"Oh this is Jonathan." Craig said as him and Tyler walked towards two open seats around the middle of the tables on the right side. "Ohm messed up and brought the wrong person. You wouldn't have happened to have seen him by any chance? He's probably the quickest way to get to The White Kingdom." Lui asked as he walked over to a tall man in a tan suit that's sat in the middle of the table on the left side.

"He just left. I told ye he was in more of a hurry then usual." The man in the tan suit said. He turned his head and I glimpsed white whiskers poking out of the side of his face. Who was he supposed to be. "Your right David. He wouldn't even have a cup of tea. Oh well might as well enjoy the party while everyone is here." Evan stood up on the table and calmly walked down to me. When he reached the end he jumped off and held out his hand.

"My lady." "I'm not a chick." I grumbled as my cheeks grew hot and I placed my hand in his. "My apologies you just look so dashing I didn't think a man could ever look this good." Evan flirted and my cheeks grew hotter. "Would ye stop verbally fucking him and sit down so we can eat already!" David shouted.

Evan winked and then swung me into his arms till he held me bridal style. Then he easily hopped back onto the table and began to walk down it. When we reached the other end he placed me in the seat to the right of his chair and sat down.

"Alright my comrades the tea party may begin!" Evan announced and everyone cheered. "What would you like in your tea?" A small voice squeaked and I looked down to see a small mouse. "Oh hello there! Two sugars please." I said and lowered my head to the mouse. "Hello my name is Jonathan." I said and stuck my finger out to shake hands. "I'm Brock." The mouse squeaked and shook my finger.

"So how did ye end up here?" The man in the tan suit said. "Well I saw a man with white rabbit ears and strange clothes so I was following him. My best friend Luke was helping me but we got separated. I saw the man go down a hole under a tree and just ended up following him I guess." I shrugged and took a sip of my tea.

"I hope you don't mind but who are you?" I asked David. "I'm the walrus who ate the oysters. The little fucks. I didn't even eat them. They where working for the red queen. Had to spend a month in the prison till I was announced innocent." David complained and Lui giggled. "Everytime I went to visit all he would say was some nonsense about how oysters are out to get him." Lui giggled. "Cause the fucks are! I can never eat oysters again!" David shouted.

"Calm down you fuck!" Tyler shouted back. "How about you shut the fuck up! All you ever do is fight with your whinny ass boyfriend!" "Hey i'm that whinny ass boyfriend!" Craig shouted. The arguing escalated until a food fight broke out and things where being hurled across the table.

Beside me Evan chuckled. "Never a dull moment when everyone is gathered together." He said. "Will you be able to help me see the White King." "Of course princess." I blushed at the nickname. "We'll head out tomorrow. I know a fast path but it'll still take two days worth of travel." Evan explained.

"Thank you." "No problem princess."