Me: To the batmobile!

I open a spacebridge to the con base

Me: Honey I’m home!!

Every con within hearing distance groans

Screamer: You will pay for what you did to Lord Megatron..

Me: Oh shut up you cockroach

Random con sniggers

Me: Oh Megssssy!

Megatron: What fleshy

Me: Their is a song that if sung with you're second in command would grant you control over the human race.

Megsys optics narrow

Megatron: Tell me fleshy

I play it for him and send his and Screamers COM the lyrics

Me: But then you must kiss Optimus on the lips

Megatron: *growls* fine

The pair sing the song on the side then go to earth where the autobots confront them and Megatron tackles OP to the ground in a kiss

Me: Get a room! *Munchs popcorn while NEST people give me a weird look*