Chapter 1: Party Crashers

     At night in Bayonetta's world, Bayonetta was at a midnight club called Witch's Brew. Rodin and Enzo were enjoying their time while Jeanne was chatting with some boys. Guys were throwing money at Bayonetta when she was dancing on the pole in a police outfit. Enzo was highly mesmerized while he sighed deeply. "Look at her, isn't she beautiful?"

     Rodin was confused while he looked over to whom Enzo was referring to. "Who? Bayonetta?" Enzo shook his head as he looked at Rodin. "No, you big, blind bat! I was talking about the money, man! Look at all that dough!" Rodin exhaled deeply while he rubbed his face. "You care about money, but you don't care about Bayonetta? She's like the biggest, baddest witch in hell."

     Enzo simply shrugged his shoulders. "Yeah, well. I still prefer the money than a witch that knows how to kill angels and somehow eat lollipops all day long. Don't you know that candy rotten your teeth?" Rodin chuckled as he crossed his arms. "I knew that and that right there is what makes her special." Enzo groaned a bit as he was a little irritated. "What the hell is so special about a damn lollipop?" Rodin explained simply towards him with only a few words. "It gives her what she needs." Enzo scratched his head while being a little obnoxious. "Needs, huh? Wait, wait. Let me guess, it's pleasure, am I right?"

     Jeanne was leaning against the bar counter as she spoke to Enzo while watching her sister. "Yes, but it also gives her strength." Enzo chuckled softly. "Pleasure and strength. What a f****** coincidence! I wish my wife had that kind of power. She'll blow me up like an air balloon." Jeanne winced at that in disturbance. "Ew!" She felt so disgusted and spoke to Rodin. "One strawberry witch supreme on the triple side." Rodin nodded his head as he remembered the order. "You got it, sweetheart."

     He was mixing the drinks up and Enzo leaned up against the counter next to Jeanne. "So, how are you doing, my sweet rose?" Jeanne frowned as she didn't make eye contact with him. "If you think you're getting some of this, you're messing with the wrong woman." Enzo raised his hands up. "Alright. I get it. You don't like old people, but I'm young enough." Jeanne chuckled softly. "No, you're not. You're like 50." Enzo was upset with her. "Hell no! I'm not that old!" Jeanne wanted to know since she was rather impatient. "Then how old? Please don't say you're 25." Enzo spoke to Jeanne while getting his half drunken glass of whiskey. "I'm 67." Jeanne just about had enough of Enzo's shenanigans. "Okay, I'm leaving. Thanks, Rodin." She grabbed her drink while she walked past Enzo as Rodin responded back to Jeanne. "You're welcome, sweetie."

      She started to drink her cup. Enzo tried to beg for Jeanne to come back. "We still can work this out, right?" Jeanne ignored Enzo and kept going to take a seat in front of a guy who she was talking to. Bayonetta kept posing for her fans and they loved her a lot. A man in a hooded leather jacket looked around to see if there was something bad going on, but so far nothing happened. Until, Enzo was lonely and decided to speak out loud.

     Enzo exhaled deeply. "Geez, what did I do to deserve this? I'm bored and lonely. Bayonetta is too busy appreciating her so called "fans" of hers, Jeanne doesn't like old people and Rodin thinks Bayonetta is special because she eats lollipops. Hmph. If there is an angel of any kind that will likely grant my wishes and kill me, I would be the happiest man on this horrible planet!" All of a sudden, the lights went out and the club went black. There was a light that shined on the stage and angels appeared slowly into the sky.

     Enzo was then afraid when he saw the light. "Okay, I regret what I said. Please return back from where you came." Rodin chuckled softly at his reaction. "Too late now, little man. The damage is done and the fight will begin once more. Prepare to jump over this counter." Enzo was a bit confused. "Why?" The angels swooped down on the stage and roared at the people.

     Enzo was suddenly shaken with terror. "Now, I know why!" He jumped over the counter to hide. The angel was about to grab Enzo and a blast took the angel down. It was Bayonetta who shot it down with her foot. "Enzo, this is the last time that we'll ever bring your sorry a** to a club again. I'll tell you this and I will tell you now. Never pray to angels unless you want them to rip away your pride and tear at your flesh and bones." Enzo was really terrified as he spoke to her. "I will remember that next time." Bayonetta tapped her chin as she thought a bit. "Now, where the hell was I again? Ohhhh, yes. I remember now. It was this!"

     She kicked one of the angels while using the pole and she threw off the hat and transformed her whole police outfit into her Bayonetta 2 outfit. "Much yummier nowadays." Jeanne ran right next to Bayonetta. "Really, Cereza?" Bayonetta looked at herself as she wondered why Jeanne was acting the way she is. "What? Too much?" Jeanne groaned a bit as she looked at her. "Let's get this over with and go back home." Bayonetta exhaled sharply. "Hmph. You're no fun." The hooded man contacted a woman in the car. "Hey, come inside. It's time." The woman replied to him on comms. "Copy that. I'm on my way."

     One angel came in front of the man and he smirked at him. The angel cocked its head to the side and the man shot it in the face. There were angels surrounding him and one of them took off his hood. "Now, you done it." He sliced them into a million pieces and it was Dante that killed them. Bayonetta saw Dante and smiled while she punched a angel with her wicked weave. "Dante, it's been a while." Dante grinned at Bayonetta. "It has. Been thinking about you all the time." Bayonetta smirked at him in return. "I bet. Shall we dance and kill these horrible maggots?" Dante nodded his head with a smirk. "I couldn't agree more. Let's party."

     They started to dance while killing angels and Jeanne was shooting and kicking them. Bullets were flying all over the place and messed up the signs inside of the club. Even the poles were pulled out and used as weapons. Enzo was being cowardly as he was holding his knees. "Man, I can't take this kind of heat anymore! If I keep seeing things like this, I'm going to have nightmares!" Rodin looked down at Enzo. "Don't forget, Enzo. It was your fault to begin with. If you haven't prayed at all, we wouldn't be having this problem." Enzo was panicking. "Well, you guys were just leaving me to drown in despair and anger while you all were having fun!"

     Rodin then gave him small reassurance. "Don't worry. We'll treat you better, alright. Start by cleaning this mess up when you're done." Enzo was stunned when he said that. "What?!" Rodin nodded his head. "Yeah. Since you want to have fun so bad, I'm giving you a chance to have fun." Enzo raised his eyebrows. "By cleaning up the entire club?" Rodin grinned at him. "Yes, if you fix this club, next time I'll give you 1000 dollars in halos."

     Enzo was then convinced as he slowly got up off the floor. "You mean I get like a penthouse? A big one?" Rodin cracked his knuckles. "Yeah, sure. You'll be rolling around with riches and dreams. Just do what I ask and I'll hook you up, Enzo." Enzo was then excited. "To that I say hell yes!" Rodin began using some demonic magic. "Here's a broom, a mop and some tools."

     He appeared them out of nowhere and shoved them in Enzo's hands. "Better get to cleaning before I stomp on those pretty penny loafers." Enzo shook his head without hesitation. "Please don't. I got them from the fancy casino." Rodin had his hands on his hips. "Start cleaning." Enzo nodded his head. "Okay." He starts to sweep the area and he was avoiding where the combat was.

      Dante, Bayonetta and Jeanne finished the angels and the woman burst through the wall with an energy blast. It was Trish who blasted through the wall. Enzo started complaining because of the debris. "Oh, come on!" Trish winced as she felt a little bad. "My bad. Sorry. So, did I miss anything?" Jeanne spoke honestly towards her. "Sadly, you did." Trish sternly looked over to Dante. "God damn it, Dante!" Dante raised his eyebrows as he tried to reason with her. "What? You wanted to take the car!" Trish scoffed at him. "Which was yours that instantly broke down!" Dante exhaled sharply. "It was expensive and where were you, anyway?" Trish crossed her arms. "Uh, I was down the block from here?" Dante yelled at her. "You could've walked!" Trish raised her eyebrows. "Really? In these 2 million dollar leather black stilettos? Huh. You wished that I walked here."

    Bayonetta waved at Trish while greeting her with a smile. "Hey, Trish. How's the hair styling coming along?" Trish was happily speaking with her. "It's pretty glamorous so far. You can tell by my hair. A little wavy, right?" Bayonetta did like the style as she grinned. "It's a great look on you." Trish nodded her head with a smirk. "Thank you." Dante noticed that Nero wasn't there with them. "Hey, where's my nephew?" Trish explained Nero's whereabouts. "On the quest to kill the big demon dragon." Dante groaned at that while he rubbed his face. "I told him not to go."

   Trish shrugged her shoulders. "Welp, that's his decision. He's old enough." Dante exhaled sharply. "Yeah, but he's still my nephew." Trish tried to explain why Nero is capable. "He can handle his own fights. Hell, I'd let him have the time of his life fighting demons. You did when you were like 10 years old." Dante spoke to her. "Yeah because that was me. Anyway, who's up for some pizza?" Bayonetta raised her hand as she smirked. "I would love to have some pizza with you and something else too." Dante understood what she also meant by 'something else.' "Oh, I know what you mean." Trish rolled her eyes as she exhaled. "Oh, god. Get a room!" Jeanne begged as well while she rubbed her face. "Please!"

     Rodin was laughing and winked at Dante as he winked back. "Okay, let's get out of here." They opened a portal and they all went inside. Bayonetta smirked as she waved at Enzo. "Have fun cleaning, Enzo." The portal closes behind them. Rodin then spoke to Enzo. "Whenever you're done, just shout." He snapped his fingers and went below in the portal to arrive at the Gates of Hell. Enzo was still cleaning up the place as he sighed deeply and his stomach growled while he was a little sad. "I want pizza."

(End of Chapter 1: Party Crashers)

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