Chapter 8: Dante Meets Bayonetta
Bayonetta and Nero went to the Gates of Hell and something has changed in the bar. There was a pole and love seats. Nero looked around and says "Whoa, this I thought couldn't get any weirder. This is sort of freaking me out." Bayonetta walked to Rodin and crossed her arms. "Rodin, what the hell is this all about?" Rodin raised his hands up. "Hey, don't look at me." He points at Enzo and Enzo looked around. "What?" Bayonetta got upset and says "Since when do you decide to redecorate the place, Enzo? It was perfectly fine before! What the hell!" Enzo explained. "Well, I was bored, so I added a little bit of entertainment and watch this, Bayonetta!"
He presses a red button and came out was a shiny globe. Enzo smiled. "I ordered a freaking disco ball! Isn't that exciting?" Nero facepalmed himself. "Oh, Enzo..." Bayonetta says "Enzo, I will kill you when this whole mix up is over!" Enzo says "Oh, come on, Bayonetta. Can't you just loosen your hair a bit and give this pole a try? I know you want to dance." Bayonetta turned around to face Enzo. "Enzo, if you're trying to flirt with me, then it's not working at all. Now, put on your big boy pants and stop acting like a damn child! We need to know what's going on here." Nero agreed with Bayonetta. "If I were you, I'd listen to her." Enzo crossed his arms in disagreement, but he got over it. "Aw, you're no fun. Fine. Tell me what's happening in the world already."
Bayonetta walked around explaining. "It seems that my world and his world are colliding into one another. Also creating more chaos in the world as we speak." Enzo says "Really?" Nero says "Would we lie to you? Take a look at the view." He moved the curtains and showed Enzo the world colliding. Enzo made a worried face. "Oh. We're screwed." Bayonetta shook her head and fixed her glasses then says "Not exactly. We need to fix it. But how? Dunno." Nero says "Hey, Rodin. Do you know who's creating these portals?" Rodin says "As a matter of fact I do. He goes by the name Narthex. He's the one that keeps making passageways to different locations." Nero says "And wound up making our worlds collide together." Rodin nodded "That's right." Bayonetta says "I hope I get to kill him fast." Nero agreed. "I know, me too."
Rodin holds his index finger up to pause them. "Let's not get too hasty. It's not that simple to reach the guy from any portal. It has to be the correct one otherwise you're screwed. You have to go through several to get to him." Rodin says "I can send you to one portal that will get you started. Let's hope you are prepared." Nero says "We're prepared. We can do it and set our worlds back to they were." Enzo says "You make that sound so easy." Bayonetta says "Because it will be, Enzo." Enzo says
"Sure it will."
Suddenly, a portal opened and out came Dante. "Whew. Man, what a rush! That was fun. What's up, Nero!" Nero was a bit surprised to see Dante. "Hey, Uncle Dante. What are you doing here?" Dante says "I'm here to come get you, of course. What are you doing here?" Nero says "Getting ready to save the world with Bayonetta." Dante says "Bayonetta? Who's Bayonetta?" Nero moves to the side and it shows Bayonetta's hot body. Dante whistled. "Hello there. The name's Dante, babe."
Bayonetta was not having a flirtatious time at the moment. "Pervert." Dante says "Okay, you're feisty." Nero looked away. "Uh, Uncle Dante? Now's not the time to socialize and flirt with hot ladies. It's time to save the world from mass destruction." Dante snapped out of it. "Right. Right. Okay. Sorry. Looks like we're working together, then." Nero says "Already, huh?" Dante says "Yeah, besides I don't want to hurt a beautiful, hot chick like her."
Bayonetta says "And I thought Nero understood that." Nero was not happy. "Hey, not cool." Dante says "Oh, I'll teach him a thing or two later." Nero says "Uncle Dante..." Bayonetta says "Rodin, open the portal." Rodin says "Okay, but I don't know where it will lead." Nero says "The same to us. Now, do it." Rodin says "Good luck." He opened a red portal and the guys ran inside and it closed behind them. Enzo says "How many weirdos are we going to have in this world. I'm okay with Bayonetta, but guys with white hair too?" Rodin says "I know right."
The portal sent them to Vigrid. Dante looked around the place and was stunned by its beauty. "Whoa." Nero saw it, too. "Where the hell are we? Sure is bright here." Bayonetta stood in front of them. "Gentlemen, welcome to Vigrid where people won't see us, but we can see them." Nero says "Isn't it like that everywhere?" Bayonetta says "Pretty much. Get used to this place." They walked out of the train station and they went into the town. Dante says "So, we have to find this particular portal that has the villian that can create portals out of nothing." Nero says "Yep, that's right." Bayonetta held up a hand to stop them. "Wait." Nero and Dante froze in their position. Nero says "What?" Dante says "Yeah, babe. Why did we stop?" Nero looked at him with a weird face. "Really?"
Bayonetta saw what was going on. "Trouble." A light shined on them and they looked up and saw angels. Dante says "They're just angels. No biggie." Nero says "Yeah? Well, these aren't the angels we see in reality. These are actually evil monsters." Dante says "Oh, okay. Good to know. Now, we can kill them." Nero smirked. "Sounds like fun." The angels growled at them. Bayonetta walked beside Dante and Nero. "So, it looks like they want to play a game." Dante nodded. "Oh, we're gonna play a game, alright. It's called Kill The Angels A Thousand Times." Bayonetta smiled. "How fun and exciting. Let's do it."
Dante took out Ebony and Ivory. He kissed them both. "Oh, Ebony and Ivory, I've missed you. Time to shine!" Nero groaned. "Let's just kill these guys, already." Bayonetta says "Yes, I want to play, Dante." Dante puts a rose in his mouth. "Well, then. Let's tango!" Bayonetta says "Party time. I love your ideas." Nero says "Come on!"
They charged at the angels and Dante was blocking their attacks with doing salsa. Dante then shot them in the face. Bayonetta did a slow cartwheel and did the witch twist in the air to kill one angel. Then Nero did the two step cha-cha and went around in a circle with an angel. The angel looks at him weird and he smirked and shot it in the foot. The angel shrieked in pain and Nero shot its head.
Bayonetta was twirling and made an angel twirl as well. Then she shot it multiple times in the abdomen area and it disappeared and Dante did the same thing. Suddenly, Dante and Bayonetta were dancing together while Dante has a rose in his mouth still. They were moving in rhythm and shot the angels while they danced. Nero was having fun as well dancing while fighting. Dante dipped her downwards and noticed an angel growling at Dante's head.
Dante rolled his eyes and shot his head clean off. He then spits out the rose. Then Dante lifted Bayonetta in the air and spun her around. Bayonetta then shot every angel that was standing with her hands and feet. Dante puts her down and she twirls towards him and did their finishing move at the end and sparkles came out of nowhere. Nero noticed every angel is dead.
Nero says "Damn, guys. We killed every angel." Dante says "Actually, Bayonetta and I killed them." Nero says "I killed some, too." Dante says "Only a few." Nero nodded. "Yeah, true." Bayonetta says "That was fun. I didn't even know that you can dance like that, Dante." Dante says "Of course I can dance." Nero raised his hand up high. "Hey, I can too!" Dante disagreed. "No, nephew. I'm basically the king of dancing." Bayonetta says "He really is a good dancer." Nero turned around hating on Dante and Bayonetta. "I can't believe you two." Dante says "Welcome to reality, Nero."
Suddenly, a rumble was heard and a boom. It was an angel, only big. It's called Beloved and it wants Bayonetta. Nero was nervous. "Whoa, what the hell is that?" Dante says "It's one of the angels, genius. He's big, but I fought bigger than this." Dante was about to beat the crap out of it, but Bayonetta stops him. "No, I'll take it out. I can handle this. Besides, you big boys need a breather." She walked towards it and puts her hand on her hip. "I never thought I'd see your ugly faces again. It's been a while." The Beloved roared at her. Bayonetta swiped away its nasty breath. "Now, that's not very nice. Flirting with a woman to get what you want. Haven't your mother told you any manners?" Beloved once again roared at her. "I guess not. Time for mommy to teach you a lesson." She snapped her finger and a portal came up and she reached in and grabbed the sword from the Gates of Hell and back. She stood in an elegant stance."We fight." She ran at Beloved and started slashing at it.
Some of Beloved's flesh started to peel and it grabbed Bayonetta. It started to squeeze his grip. Nero says "Bayonetta!" He was about to run and get her, but Dante stops him. "No, she got this." Nero says "You sure?" Dante says "A tough lady like can fight." Nero says "Actually, she's a witch." Dante was shocked. "What?" Nero says "You didn't know?" Dante says "You never told me, nephew." Nero says "Well, now you know." Bayonetta was struggling into Beloved's hand.
She sound like she was straining. "Strong grip you got there. But my grip is powerful." She slashed at its hand and it let go of her. She used her wicked weaves to punch the crap out of it and did her Climax at the end. "Avavago!" She posed and her hair turned into Gomorrah, the dragon and it roared at the Beloved.
Nero says "Oh and did I ever tell you that her hair can do that?" Dante shook his head "You have to tell me about this later." Gomorrah ate the Beloved and the hair turned back into her suit. Bayonetta puts a lollipop in her mouth and it was a purple butterfly. "Shame and I thought it wanted to chat some more. Oh well. I guess we don't always get what we want."
She walks to Dante and Nero. "Told you I can handle it." Dante says "I know. Now what?" Bayonetta saw Nero and Dante yawned a bit. "Looks like you boys are tired. Let's go to a motel where it's abandoned." Nero groaned. "Oh, no. Not another one." Dante says "Whether a motel or go back home?" Nero says "I would go to the motel." Bayonetta says "Alright. Let's get a move on." They both went through another portal that Bayonetta made and it closed.
(End of Chapter 8: Dante Meets Bayonetta)
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