Chapter 2: Bayonetta Returns

     Bayonetta's black luscious hair starts to cover her whole body and turns into a beautiful, and exquisite black suit. She smiled at Rodin and Rodin nodded. "Bayonetta, catch!" He threw four regular guns at Bayonetta and she caught them with her hands and feet.

    She fired at the angels and they exploded and more angels came. Bayonetta says "More angels? How wonderful." She kept firing and the ammo ran out. Rodin says "Bayonetta, here!" He tossed the ammo towards her and she catches it, reloads very fast and fires some more. The angels are just shrieking away at Bayonetta and she rolled her eyes. "Now, you all have become terribly annoying. I'll just have to kill you all faster then." She spins very fast like a ballerina and fired in a circle.

     Enzo was hearing all kinds of sounds and looked up to Rodin. "Rodin, what's happening over there?" Rodin saw Bayonetta and was impressed with how she was dealing with the enemies while he replied with a straight and simple answer. "Bayonetta is kicking some angel a**." Bayonetta took out every single angel and it became quiet while nature was commencing with its soothing noises.

     Bayonetta sighs in relief and says "Peace and quiet at last." She looks at the regular guns that she has in her hands. They were broken and shattered. She was irradiated and threw them to the ground. She walked towards Rodin and Rodin looked at her with a professional grin. "You did a beautiful job, Bayonetta." Bayonetta straightened her gloves. "Thank you, Rodin. Those angels are were pain in my neck and the cheap toys you gave me, they have shattered."

    Rodin shook his head with frustration. "Sorry about that. Had to rush." Bayonetta sighed deeply as she dusted herself off. "Apologies accepted, Rodin. Is Enzo okay?" Rodin says "He's fine. Hiding like a little kid." Bayonetta scoffed as she grinned, knowing he would indeed hide. "Obviously. Let's get him." She waves her hand and opens a little gateway.

    Rodin and Bayonetta walked through as Bayonetta looked around "Enzo, you can come out now." Enzo peeked from around the tombstone. "Are they gone?" Bayonetta nodded her head, confirming that they were indeed dead. "Yes. Apparently I have scared them off." Enzo got up and brushed himself off. "Okay, good. So where to now?" Rodin rubbed the back of his neck while he spoke an honest answer. "I need a drink." Enzo raised his hand up. "So do I."

     Bayonetta puts her hands on her hips. "Since you men are thirsty, why not go to the Gates of Hell?" Enzo nodded and says "That's what I was thinking." Rodin cracked his knuckles. "Hang on, I'm going open a gateway." Bayonetta puts a red lollipop in her mouth. "Mmm. Red rum cherry flavored. Quite satisfactory." Rodin was about to snap his finger and he stared at Bayonetta. "Hey, what about me? I want one, too." Bayonetta rolled her eyes. "Oh, fine. Luckily, I have an extra one." She gave a yellow one to Rodin. "Thank you." Bayonetta says "Yes. Your welcome. Now, let's go." Rodin snaps his finger and a blue portal appeared and they went inside. The portal disappeared after they went in.

    In the human world where normal people can chat, mingle and have fun, Nero was inside a secret gym by himself, training his moves with his sword called the Red Queen and his primary gun the Blue Rose. He was testing himself to be the best demon hunter there is.

     He begins to fight dummies with all his might and when he accidentally destroyed them to shreds, a voice is heard that was a sense of dark humor and a very cocky attitude."You fight like a girl!" Nero stopped in his tracks and noticed the voice. "Uncle Dante?" He was leaning against the staircase looking cool. "What? You were expecting a hot crazy lady?" Nero nodded and crossed his arms. "Obviously, yes."

      Dante said with a grin. "Well, too bad, nephew. You got me." A woman's voice was heard as well. "Hey, you're not gonna leave me out in the street, are you?" They both turned around and the woman appeared from out of the shadows. Nero says "Oh, no. Trish? Why did you bring her?" Dante shrugged.

     "She didn't want to feel lonely." Trish shook her head."Wrong. I wanted to tell you something, but you went ahead and left me alone! Jackass." Nero snickered at them both. Trish says "Shut it, Nero or I'll promise I will electrocute you into a million pieces and take your eyeballs then put them in a martini glass!" Nero says "Yes, ma'am!" He gulped and shook the image out of his head. Dante says "Yeah...you don't want to mess with her while she is pissed!" Dante whispers to Nero.

    "She'll even give you the evil eye!" Trish snapped her fingers. "Hey, I'm right here." Nero felt bad as he rubbed the back of his head. "Sorry." Trish sat on the railing on the stairs. "So, how's the training going?" Nero was about to speak about how well he did. "Good, I gue..." Dante interrupted his sentence. "Horrible!" Nero was embarrassed. "Uncle!" Dante walked towards Trish while demonstrating. "It was terrible, Trish! Stance was wrong, distracted by his enemies, can't even use the sword properly, and didn't use his other weapon!" Trish winced at that demonstration. "Ouch. That bad, huh?" Nero went to Dante. "Okay, Uncle. First of all, my stance was correct! I wasn't distracted. Well, maybe a little."

      Dante pointed to Nero while looking at Trish. "See what I mean? Poorly!" Nero explained to Dante what he was trying to do in a fight. "But I did held the sword right and I didn't use my other weapon because I thought about it in a different strategy!" Dante was curious, yet irritated. "What? So, when are you gonna use your other weapon, nephew?" Dante crossed his arms while Nero stated. "When the time is right!"

     Dante was excited to hear that as he was teasing him. "Oh, that'll be fun to watch! Watching you fail poorly against enemies will be a fricking blast! All I need to do is grab the popcorn and be in the audience!" Trish got up and fixed her hair before talking to Nero clearly. "Nero, all you need to do is focus harder and fight strongly to reach your goal in victory. If not, then you're scarred for life, my friend." Nero puts his sword by his shoulder. "Oh, don't worry. My enemies will bow at my feet."

     His stomach started to growl like a hungry wolf. Dante says "Uh oh. Looks like Nero needs some food." Trish felt her stomach growl as well. "Come to think of it, I'm hungry too." Nero says "I would love some pizza." Dante puts his hand on Nero's shoulder. "How about I make you a pizza?" Trish shook her head while putting her hands in front of her. "Oh god, no. Don't let him do it!" Nero questioned her as he was a bit confused. "Why?" Trish says "Last time he made me pizza, it was burnt and plus he almost burnt the apartment down."

   
   Dante was mouthing Trish's voice with his hand. "Blah, blah, blah. Yadda, yadda, yadda! I want to make my nephew the coolest pizza he'll ever have in life." Nero made a better suggestion as he winced a bit. "Actually, Dante. I'd rather order pizza if that's okay with you. I'm sorry." Dante understood what Nero was trying to say. "Ah, that's okay. Didn't feel like making it anyway. Come on, let's go to the shop."

     They walked into a red door that was glowing and they walked inside. Trish stretched her arms out. "Thank god. Now, I can relax and chill out." Dante held out a hand in front of them. "Wait, what pizza do you guys want?" Trish says "Hawaiian." Nero says "Pepperoni and cheese." Dante was remembering what they said. "Alright. Tropical lame and classical lame. Got it covered!" Nero puts his headphones on and listens to Pierce the Veil- King for a Day in low volume.

     Then he looks around and saw all the trophies and stuff from their previous battles. "This place hasn't changed a lot." Dante says "I know. It brings memories. Hell sweet hell." Trish agrees. "Yes, it does. I remember our first fight, Dante." Dante says "Yeah, you were weak." Trish was surprised at what he said. "What? I electrocuted you!" Dante says "Which didn't last very long now, did it? I completely destroyed you!" Trish rolled her eyes and paid attention to the tv. "Sure, whatever. But wait until next time. I'll show you who you're messing with." Dante nodded. "Oh. It's on."

      They heard the doorbell ring and Dante went to the front door and opened it to grab the pizza. The pizza guy was standing outside. "Hello, sir. $15, please." Dante winced as he felt his pockets. "Ooh, I'm afraid that I do not have $15 on me. Oh, well. Yoink!" He quickly grabbed the pizza box and he closed the door on him and the pizza guy was angry as he pounded on the door. "Hey, you gotta pay for that! Hey!" He continued to aggressively knock upon the door in anger while Dante simply shrugged and ignored the loud banging on the door. "And I thought I had problems. That guy is a weirdo."

    Dante slammed the pizza box on the table. "Pizza's here!" Trish got up from the couch. "Oh, perfect!" Nero says "Nice!" They ran up to the counter, grabbed their food and sat at the table. Trish was curious of why there was loud knocking on the door. "Why is there loud knocking on the door?" Dante scoffed as he bites into his pizza slice. "Don't even worry about it."

(End of Chapter 2: Bayonetta Returns)

Once again, I'm redoing this in a different look with the same dialogue. I know you guys might not like it, but I'm doing it because I had no choice. I hope you can still have fun reading it like this.

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