I felt like I had enough of the damn bloody Royal Navy shipgirls, but that was just the fucking tip of the iceberg. I was dealing with even more shipgirls of the damn Royal Navy... I've just been captured and my bloody mouth was raped by Hood. But, Pennsylvania rescued me and take me to Vestal. Was everyone now like this!? I need to get to the bottom of this... I got checked up and left the medical ward. And then I've met Jintsuu who rushed over me.

Jintsuu: Kevin, are you alright!?

Kevin: I-I'm fine... You?

Jintsuu: I'm also fine... I was wondering where you were, after I see Hood carrying with a hatchet, but I managed to find you in the medical ward.

Kevin: Pennsylvania saved me, I thanked her for saving me... Maybe, Penn is not that bad, at all...

Jintsuu: Glad that she chose to help...

Kevin: Just... why did you just let other shipgirls talk shit about you, while you're on your back?

Jintsuu: They're crazy! They could kill me if I try to speak up!

Kevin: Hold on, why did you grab my-!?

She grabbed my hand and took me to my office. What the hell is going on!?

Kevin: What the hell are you-!?

Jintsuu: Shhh! Two more shipgirls have arrived. I hope they didn't see us...

Kevin: Two more? Can't we just deal with them?

Jintsuu: That's too risky...

And then I've heard a voice.

???: Come out whoever is in there... We know that your scared of us...

Kevin: I doubt it.

???: We know that you're not busy. Why not meet us, we just want to say hello.

Kevin: Come and get me then.

I quickly get behind of the table, aiming my Magnetic Rifle at the door, while Jintsuu was behind me. When I hear the door unlocked, I tensed up.

Jintsuu: Oh no...

Kevin: Just stay behind me!

Central: Commander! Someone's coming at the window!

I quickly take aim at the window, just to see Enterprise breaking through the window.

Kevin: Enterprise! What the hell!?

Enterprise: Oh... sorry, Commander... what's going on though?

The door opened and I quickly aimed back at the door, to see two maids of the Royal Navy...

Jintsuu: I'm seeing worst than this...

???: There you are!

Kevin: Let me guess, you pick locked it?

One of them took out a pick locking tool pocket.

???: You're correct. Although, we apologize about the inconvenience, we just think Commanders always meet in the docks.

Kevin: I'm afraid that the current events have made this difficult for me and my secretary.

???: We are friendly, you could say.

Kevin: *sigh and lower his weapon* State your name, class and faction?

Enterprise: I was going to say that...

Kevin: You flied through a window and broke it. It's going to be a dent on my wages.

Enterprise doesn't seem serious at all... Maybe it's about Ark Royal or something?

???: Belfast of the Royal Navy, reporting for duty.

???: Neptune of the Royal Navy, we're both light cruiser, Master.

Kevin: What the...? Now, hold yer damn horses, why don't two of ya'll just call me Commander instead of Master?

Both Jintsuu and Enterprise was confused by my sudden change of accent.

Enterprise and Jintsuu: Eh...?

Neptune: We usually call Commanders, Masters. It's a tradition.

Kevin: Not a good one to me.

Belfast: We'll be serving you form now on, Master.

They smiled at me, their eyes started to twitch and their pupils shrink's. Two more on the list.

Kevin: Right... I'm doing the paperwork and clean the shattered window glasses.

Enterprise: I thought you left it open!?

Kevin: I forgot.

Belfast: May we watch you work?

I just keep my mouth shut, and continue cleaning the glass shards. They are questioning me like if they are the fox sisters, or Akagi and Kaga.

Neptune: Care for some tea, Master?

Kevin: I prefer Coffee.

Jintsuu: I'll be heading back to the dorm, knock on my door if you need me.

Kevin: Aye.

Jintsuu left my office.

Belfast: Master, who is that girl you talked to?

Kevin: A Secretary of mine.

Belfast: It's pretty nice to have a secretary shipgirls these days.

Kevin: Hence why, I only have... two. Jintsuu and Pennsylvania.

Enterprise: I just assist the Commander in dire circumstances.

Kevin: I declined your offer and you just have to barge in and ruin my day. You should remember that I can still fight back.

Neptune: Oh, I can tell you about the Royal Navy before you work.

That got my interest and make me looked at her.

Kevin: Is that so?

Central: Commander, that could be a ambush...

Kevin: *whisper* Just activate the recording and get it to the entire council. Just in case I forget about it.

Central: Got it, Commander. 

Neptune: Yes, and it's just for you.

Enterprise: Just him?

Neptune: I prefer to talk to him privately, since he's the Commander.

I gave my broom to Enterprise.

Kevin: Enterprise, stay here and clean the shattered glasses here. Maybe, next time you should use the door instead.

Enterprise: R-Right...

I followed Neptune outside of my office. I suspect that it will be an ambush for Wales and Duke or Hood. But, Neptune and I stopped at the shores, a usual meeting place for new ship.

Kevin: Now then, care to speak?

Neptune: Well, the Royal Navy consists of HMS ships, who are happy to be with you. They always invite each other to tea parties and mostly have maids.

Kevin: One, that's sounds like a stereotypical British. And two, why are they happy to be with me?

Neptune: Becuase, you are a Commander who's bold enough to try to kill both Zuikaku and Shoukaku. But, I suppose both Phoenix and Arizona stopped your attempt.

Kevin: So. My actions has spread like wildfire...

Neptune: Correct.

I could only sigh and leave to coast. I had some strange feeling about Royal Navy shipgirls being happy with me. Prince of Wales and Duke of York were way too happy to see me and then Hood, who was being a maniac and a mouth rapist... Is my life is a lie or full of bad luck?

Kevin: I suppose, thanks for the info...

Neptune: I'll be with you, Master... for~ev~er~.

Kevin: I heard that.

Neptune: Hehe.~

Neptune is possibly going delusional, since she was talking to herself when I was walking back to the office. Though Souryuu watches me and have pictures of me. Neptune, made up stories about me and her being together... It is confirmed that, Belfast and Neptune are insane and told a nearby Military Police about it. Looks like they can't afford to bring more, but will add measures. As I was about to start my work... Belfast offered me tea, again.

Kevin: I told you, I prefer coffee.

Belfast: Come on, master, it's good. It will make you work harder.

Kevin: As if...

Belfast: It has something special in there.

Kevin: Like what? Antipsychotics? Adrenaline? Anything that can keep me awake?

Belfast: Umm... I guess?

I decided to take her teacup and kept my distance from Belfast, I sip it and... I blacked out again...

Central: Told you to be careful, Commander...

Few Hours Later...

I wake up, seeing myself on my couch, checking the phone, it's weekends. Since I saw no stacks of paperwork. I noticed the door opened and it was Belfast.

Belfast: Good morning, master.~ I've brought your favorite breakfast. *giggles* How was your sleep?

Kevin: Ugh... like getting hit by a wreaking ball...

Belfast: I slept with you last night.~

I quickly blushed when I hear that.

Kevin: Y-You baka!

Belfast: Hehehe.~ You're so cute when you acted like a Tsundere.~

Kevin: Oh shut up!!!

I looked at the pancakes, I have a suspicion that it will make me attracted to Belfast... Knowing my training, I might hold on.

Kevin: Ugh... just... don't make me embarrassed again...

Belfast: I hope you enjoy it Master.~

She left my room. After brushing my teeth, I took a bit of a pancake. It tasted strange at first, but I ignored it, until I reached to the center of it, some kind of a white liquid...?

Kevin: What the...?

Central: C-Commander that's... from Belfast...

I realized what it is, quickly covered my mouth and rushed to the restroom to puke... Gross...