Interlude: When it comes to cartoon characters they often may look like they're weak but they're actually pretty awesome. Either a yellow goofball or a black and white bear voiced by Jack Black these two have proven that they can do practically anything.

Po

Po, the Dragon Warrior

Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants, the nautical goofball and hero of Bikini Bottom

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Po

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Backstory: There was a peacock named Lord Shen who wants to conquer the land of China and take it for his own until he received a prophecy and attempted to change his fate by murdering every panda in all of China. Po's mother put him into a radish crate and then he end up at a noodle shop run my Ping and he grew up in a noodle shop never seeking glory or fame and he climbed up the mountain top and earned the Dragon Warrior name. Well actually when Master Oogway was gonna reveal who's gonna be Dragon Warrior, he just fell right in front of him and he was chosen by Oogway to be the Dragon Warrior by complete accident, but in the world of Kung Fu Panda there are no accidents. At first he had some difficulty in mastering the art of Kung Fu but all he needed was a motivation to master the art of Kung Fu to become the Dragon Warrior.

Background:

-Name: Xiao Po Ping

-Birth Name: Li Lotus

-Has made action figures of the Furious 5

-Mentors: Shifu, Oogway

-Favorite Food: Everything

-His most hated enemy: Stairs

-Made his own fighting style

-Used Chi attacks before he even knew what chi was

-It took him so long to realize that he's adopted by a goose

Fighting skills:

-Can use moves that he saw only once

-Panda Fighting Style

>Original fighting style

>Loosely based on Southern Dragon Style

>Largely relies on Po's bulk

-Hero's Chi

>Can take and give chi to people and the environment

>Can overload people with his chi

>Can travel in between the mortal and spirit realms

>Can transform into a dragon in case he runs out of chi

>Can form a powerful chi dragon

>telekinesis

Move Set:

-Chou Wa Punch Kick

-Inner Peace

-Feet of Fury

-Mongolian Fireball

-Thundering Windhammer

-Silken Moon Touch

-Paralyzing Touch Points

-Bushido

-Golden Lotus Clap

-Wuxi Fingerhold

-"Spears of Fire"

-"Spinny Fast Thing"

-"The One Where You Slam The Ground"

-"The Clappy Wings Deal"

-"Flying Ring of Energy"

Feats(Strength and Durability):

-Scales to the Furious 5 and Shifu

-Defeated Tai Long, Lord Shen, Kai, Ke Pa, and Jindiao

-Tanked cannonballs from a cannon that can one shot Kung Fu Masters like Master Thundering Rhino

-Threw a hammer into low orbit

-Bested Tigress 70x in one day

-Entered and exited the Spirit Realm with his own power

-Skadoosh'd 173,000 tons of clouds

-Scales to other users of the Hero's Chi

Feats(Speed):

-Ran fast enough to catch fire on people's hands

-Scales to the Furious 5 and Shifu

-Dodged lightning

-Can move back and forth between the Mortal and Spirit Realm

-Scales to other users of Hero's Chi

Stats(Strength and Durability):

-You know a lot of the feats in the franchise before Kung Fu Panda 3 and Paws of Destiny are mostly Building to Town level

-Wuxi Fingerhold power output

>According to Death Battle, Po has an output of 837 megatons of force(Mountain Level)

-Black Tortoise's meteor feat

>Earth diameter = 328 px = 12742000 m as Earth radius = 6371000
>Panel height = 348 px
>Distance from first point of view to Earth (DE1) = 12742000 * 348 / (328*2*TAN(70*PI()/180/2)) = 9653531.62 m

>Red line: 83 px = 12742000 m
>Panel height 350 px
>Distance from second point of view to Earth (DE2) = 12742000 * 350 / (83*2*TAN(70*PI()/180/2)) = 38368142.6 m

>Distance from camera 1 to camera 2 (wrongly assumed to be the distance between the POV2 and the shield) = 38368142.6 m - 9653531.62 m = 28714611 m>Red line on shield (2-1 pic): 68 px
>Panel height 350 px
>Partial shield size = 2*TAN(70*PI()/180/2) * 28714611 m * 68/350 = 7812689.84 m

>Red line on shield (2-2 pic): 71 px = 7812689.84 m
>Panel height 350 px
>Distance from second point of view to shield = 7812689.84 * 350 / (71*2*TAN(70*PI()/180/2)) = 27501317.6 m>Panel height 397 px
>Meteor major diameter (blue line) = 136.88 px = 136.88/397 * 27801317.6 * 2*TAN(70*PI()/180/2) = 13278828.7 m
>Meteor minor diameter (green line) = 103.45 px = 103.45/397 * 27801317.6 * 2*TAN(70*PI()/180/2) = 10035760 m
>Volume = 7.0e20 m^3
>Chondrite density: 3700 kg/m^3
>Mass of meteor = 2.59e24 kg

>Velocity of meteor = 27501317.6 m / 0.75 s (because why not) = 36668423.5 m/s

>Plugging data into relativistic KE calculator, relativistic KE = 1 761 006 231 831 167 461 041 150 109 589 453 711 376 J = 1.76100623e39 J (Dwarf Star)

>This can be further wanked upwards by surface area ratio upscaling.

>Surface area ratio upscaling: 7.29040097x (appears from nowhere by unknown person)
Potential shield KE = 1.76100623e39 * 7.29040097 = 1.28384415e40 J = 3.068 or 3.1 tenatons TNT (Dwarf Star)

-Spirit Realm Feat

>According to the original Constellations, in order to leave the Spirit Realm you must have great power over the Spirit Realm. Po's chi allows him to go in and out of the Spirit Realm whenever he wants, Spirits can have their own realms, realms within a realm. The question is what is the full power of Po, let's take a look at one opponent Kai

https://youtu.be/NYjmgGWkjdU

>Po defeated Kai by overloading him with his own Chi and Kai stated that he collected every kung fu warrior in the Spirit Realm and by the time of his defeat he had 25x his own chi, in the beginning of the movie. It took Kai to absorb the power of 44 kung fu warriors to get out of the Spirit Realm since I counted the warriors on Kai's belt and the artifacts in the Jade Palace owned by warriors of old.

>In this shot, I counted up to 70 arrows and since Crane, Mantis, Viper, Monkey, and Shift were turned into Jombies by Kai that would be a 74x multiplier

>Po scales to the 4 Constellations since he has the Hero's Chi which is a 704x multiplier

44 x 74 x 704 = 2292224 universes

Final Verdict: Building to Town Level(without chi), Dwarf Star to Multiverse Level

Stats(Speed):

-Black Tortoise Meteor speed

>Distance from second point of view to shield = 27501317.6 m

>Distance from second point of view to Earth = 38368142.6 m

>Shield travel distance = 38368142.6 - 27501317.6 = 10866825 m

>Shield travel time = 1 s

>Black Tortoise combat speed and reactions = Shield travel speed = 10866825 m/s = 3.6% c (Sub-relativistic)

-Most of the speed feats of the speed up to Kung fu Panda 3 and Paws of Destiny is mostly Supersonic to Hypersonic speeds

-Since Po can travel in and out of the Spirit Realm with ease, that means he can move at infinite speeds with Chi

Final Verdict: Hypersonic Speeds movement speed and Sub-relativistic combat and reactions(With chi), infinite(in the spirit realm)

Weaknesses:

-If Po dies in the spirit realm he dies for real

-Not very bright

-Golden Lotus Clap can blind him if he doesn't have his eyes closed

-Silken Moon Touch requires him to be silent

-Only knows 3 out of 12 impossible moves

-Can't access his dragon form outside the Spirit Realm

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Spongebob Squarepants

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Backstory: The year was was 1946, it was the age of Cold War with America fighting Russia in a battle between East and West. America made the atomic bomb and tested it on multiple places on the globe including Bikini Atoll in the Pacific Atlantic. The effects of the bomb change the fauna of the surrounding island to change and they formed language, economics, technology, society and more and formed the city that is the Bikini Bottom and ruled under the Sea God King Neptune and one of these evolved sea creatures is the sea sponge and one particular sponge lives in a pineapple under the sea named Spongebob Squarepants. He works at a minimum wage job at the Krusty Krab as their top tier fry cook.

Background:

-Full Name: Robert SquarePants

-Age: 36

-Krusty Krab Employee of the Month

-Honorary Town Rookie of the Day

-Home Town: Bikini Bottom

-Outlived an Apocalypse

-Member of a team of heroes that saves the Nickelodeon multiverse

Powers and Abilities:

-Sponge physiology

>Liquid absorption

>Shapeshifting

>Duplication

>Regeneration

-Flight & teleportation

-Imagination

-4th Wall interaction

-Goofy Goober Rock

-Toon Force

-Invincibubble Form

Arsenal:

-Hydrodynamic spatula 

-"Ol Reliable" Jellyfishing Net

-Bubble Soap and Wand

-Reef Blower

-Krabby Patties

-Kah-RaH-Tae Gear

-Magic Pencil

-Quickster Suit

-A water bowl

-Invisible Spray

-Magic book page

-Magic Pencil

Feats(Strength and Durability):

-Tanked an explosion that destroyed the Bikini Bottom

-Destroyed the universe by pulling a string

-Tanked the Reef Blower explosion

-Scales to his friends

-Scales to Globous Maximus and Mawgu

-Fought enemies from different worlds

-Got crowed by water and fish in Sandy's dome

Feats(Speed):

-Can run up to a mountain and back

-Snatched a feather from pelicans

-As the Quickster, can run up to a mountain and back and made it look like he didn't move

-Fast enough to unravel the universe in a matter of seconds with strings

-Scales to other Nicktoons teammates

Stats(Strength and Durability):

https://youtu.be/NXx302zmWsU

-Reef Blower Explosion

https://youtu.be/Dd5PJupjKbo

>According to Death Battle, the force Spongebob tanked from the Reef Blower exploding was 6 ninatons which is Large Planet Level

-Bikini Bottom Exploding 

>When Squidward and Spongebob are at Jellyfish Fields when the explosion hit

>The distance between Bikini Bottom and Jellyfish Fields is 50 miles

>50 miles = 80,4672 km = 80467,2 m

>80467,2^3((271361,37895+8649)^(1/2)/13568-93/13568)^2 =

>41873781627,2 Tons of TNT, or 42 Gigatons (Island Level)

-Crowded space in the Dome

>Later in Spongebob history, Sandy came back home with a flea and when the flea situation was too much for them to handle so they have to bring in all the water and people across the planet into the dome

>Which is a force of 630 Zettatons which is planet level

-Strings of the universe 

https://youtu.be/abaYfMkMyvo

>Spongebob destroyed the entire universe just by pulling the string which is a Universe Level feat

>And it's consistent in the show to have universe busting feats

Final Verdict: Universe Level

Stats(Speed):

-Quickster Speed

>As the Quickster, he can run to a mountain and back and make it look like he stood there

>That's Mach 104 or Massively Hypersonic

-String Feat again

>According to Death Battle, Spongebob can unravel the universe at 8,199,999,999,999,999,370,308,258,894,742,996,488,558,830,794,835,872,432,676,249,747,891,492,705,271,808x the speed of light

Final Verdict: MFTL+

Weaknesses:

-A goofball

-Can't pass the driver's test so much that it's a running gag

-Seasonal Rot

-Naive and a complete idiot

-Complete Dork

-Water Deprevation will incapacitate him

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Battle

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Here we see Po coming by to the Jade Palace and he sees Spongebob practicing his Karate skills.

Po: "Woah that was awesome!"

Spongebob: *laughs*"Why thank you, I'm a hero like you."

Po: "You can fight well, but can you match the awesomeness that is the Dragon Warrior?"

Spongebob: "I'm up for some Kah-RaH-Tae! Panda!"

We see Spongebob jump at Po as we see the two trade blows and each punch they give each other they don't really do much damage due to Po's big belly and Spongebob's spongy body as we see Po hit Spongebob with a belly gong and launch him into the wall as we see Spongebob pulls out his bubble wand and bubbles to launch a missile at Po as we see him get launched out of the Jade Palace and end up falling down the stairs as we see Spongebob fly up to Po as we see Po catch him and used the stairs against Spongebob. We see Po hit Spongebob with his elbow, belly, feet, and butt as we see both of them go to the ground and Po landed into a dumpling cart and Spongebob landed in a kitchen. We see Po scarf down some dumplings as we see Spongebob make a large batch of Krabby Patties and then he launches them at Po as we see Po eat all the Krabby Patties with no effort.

Po: "That was some good eating!"

Spongebob: "I need more Krabby patties!"

Spongebob then uses his spatula to makes more Krabby Patties and launch them at Po as Po eat every single one of them all at once as we see Po disarm Spongebob some his spatula as we see him make a run for it and then make an army of Doodlebobs with his Magic Pencil as they all come at Po and then we see him use the Feet of Fury to get pass them as we see Po unleash a Thundering Windhammer at Spongebob and launch him into a river as we see Spongebob then absorb all the water on the planet as Po sees him.

Po: "Woah.....he's huge."

Spongebob: "I'm ready!"

After Spongebob said those words he launch a power blast of water at Po as we see him use the Mongolian Fireball to go through the water stream and blew up Spongebob as we see a bunch of smaller Spongebobs form into a bigger Spongebob and land on the ground in front of Po.

Po: "That was.....awesome!"*kicks a bamboo tree*"Let's see if you can handle this!"

We see Po fighting Spongebob with the bamboo and we see him tickle Spongebob's nose and make him sneeze and Po grabs Spongebob's finger and does the Wuxi Finger Hold.

Spongebob: "What's this?"

Po: "You're about to find out!"*flexes his pinky*"Skadoosh!"

Suddenly Spongebob was sent to the Spirit Realm as we see Po come into the Spirit Realm with him as well.

Po: "Pretty cool right? Golden Lotus Clap!"

The clap then blinded Spongebob and we see Po hit him with a Belly Gong as we see Spongebob pull out his blind eyes and replace them with working ones and then we see Spongebob transform into his Invincibubble form and then launch a powerful stream of bubbles at Po as we see him make a golden chi dragon and then fly at Spongebob.

Po: "Alright! Time to unleash the Thunder!"

Po then goes past the bubbles as we see him grab onto Spongebob's leg and drag him into multiple obstacles across the Spirit Realm as we see Po then let go of Spongebob and then we see Po float over a temple in the Spirit Realm looking down at Spongebob.

Spongebob/Po: "Let me tell you something pal, I am a/the Dragon Warrior/Goofy Goober."

Spongebob then charge at Po as we see him launch the Chi dragon into Spongebob and ultimately overloading him to the point where he blows up. We then see Po come back to the Mortal Realm.

Po: "Oh ho! That was so awesome!!! I can't wait to tell the others!"

KO

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Results

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Po:

+Better Martial Arts Training 

+Stronger

+Smarter

+Durability

+Chi based attacks can match most of SpongeBob's arsenal

+Can't die by conventional means

+Has moves that can outmatch most of his 

+His fighting style is made to wear down faster foes and wait until he gets an opening

=Unstopable Force(Po's Chi) vs. Immovable Object(SpongeBob's Impossible healing factor)

-Magic Pencil can erase bits of his body

-Speed

-Po can eat SpongeBob's Krabby Patties and stomach a lot of them as well

-Arsenal

-Defensive body

Spongebob:

+Speed

+Healing Factor

+Arsenal

+Defensive body

+Toon Force

=Unstopable Force vs. Immovable Object

-Martial Arts training

-Can't survive chi overloading his entire body

>Spongebob can heal and recover from any physical damage including being unraveled by Patrick but as long as there is bits of him left he can get back on his feat, but spiritually he can be destroyed

-Intelligence

-Durability

-Strength

-So much more

Next: Hulk(MCU) vs. Supergirl(DCSHGG2)

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Trivia

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Comparisons:

-Both of them are cartoon characters that is on Nickelodeon

-Both of them came from fast food places via Mr. Ping's Noodle Shop and the Krusty Krab

-Both of them are martial artists

-Bot of them are Powerful fighters

Math and Chapter:

-I watched Spongebob and Kung Fu Panda since I was little

-I thought it would be fun to do a chapter like this

-I redid Po's Spirit Realm feat

Participated Franchises:

-Kung Fu Panda

-Spongebob Squarepants