Interlude: When it comes to mysterious monsters, people will do anything to find the answer to either kill them or understand them better and these two are no exception.

Discord

Discord, the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony from Equestria from My Little Pony

SCP-682

SCP-682, the Hard to Destroy Reptile

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SCP-682

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Backstory: There are a lot of interpretations to 682's backstory but let's go with one for now. SCP-682 is the child of the Scarlet King and the fourth bride and he is the omnicidal monster of the SCP Foundation in general. He was contained by the Foundation and he goes through the numerous termination attempts due to the danger he has on the world. Through out his time at the Foundation he has gone through many termination attempts and survived all of them, making the Foundation's job harder for them and he break out of containment more times than anyone can count and SCP-106 is close second to 682 and the Foundation needs to put him down.

Background:

-Object Class: Keter

-Real Name: Atanti-ql-Paneu

-Type of anomaly: Giant Monster

-Designations: SCP-682 and SCP-6820-A

-Friends: SCP-079 and SCP-053

-Known half siblings: SCP-999 and SCP-166

-Hates everything

-Father: Scarlet King

Powers:

-Ungodly physique

-Healing Factor

-Consumption

>Too boost size and gain new powers

>Largest Recorded Size: Size of Jupiter

-Incredible Intelligence

-Adaptability

-Abstract Conceptual Existence

>SCP-6820-A

Adaptations from SCPs:

-Multi length Sound Waves

-Memetic Kill Agents

-Duplication

-Body Control

-Biological Manipulation

-Disease Manipulation

-Illusionary clone

-Memory Manipulation

-Can make it's own atmosphere

-Temperature manipulation

-Non-existant Physique

-Can become a living shadow

-Laugh explosion

-Absorption

Resistances and Immunities:

-SCP-826, SCP-3000, Gate Guardian, SCP-963, SCP-668, SCP-3519, SCP-3299, SCP-923, SCP-939, SCP-241, SCP-702, SCP-507, SCP-2521, SCP-1437, SCP-093, SCP-536, SCP-858, SCP-811, SCP-1237-L, SCP-PC-003, SCP-1361, SCP-017, SCP-1056, SCP-3125

Feats(Strength and Durability):

-Destroyed his containment chamber

-Dispersed a giant Nimbus Cloud

-Can survive the Neutralization method from 2305-A

-Has the potential to absorb SCP-123

-Has been stated that when 682 dies the universe dies

-Comparable to SCP-3125

-Scales to SCP-6820

-Is able to survive the inevitable end of the universe and live an eternal life while the universe was dying

-Survived SCP-3930

-When cross testing with SCP-028, a star cluster was blown up

-When cross testing with SCP-023, Epsilon Serpentis blew up

-Survived numerous termination attempts

-Stated that it would be impossible to destroy SCP-682 without causing serious damage to or outright destroy the universe

-SCP-2855 can't do anything to SCP-682

-Tanked hits from the Gate Guardian until he was knocked out

-Can't kill himself

-682's body is just the 3-Dimensional shell of an extradimensional being

-Tanked numerous lightning bolts

-Lift and swung around SCP-162

Feats(Speed):

-Adapted to being thrown at the speed of light

-Can traverse the Solar System and dwarf the galaxy

-Comparable to SCP-3125

Stats(Strength and Durability):

-Destroying his containment chamber

>It's a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plating, multiple times, a feat which would yield 340996000 Joules total, or .0815 Tons(Small Building Level)

-Getting hit by natural lightning multiple times

>The average lightning bolt has a yield of 0.239 tons

>The tale that has this feat for 682 didn't say how many times 682, I'm gonna go on a limb here and say he was stroked by lightning 10x which is fair. Which is 2.4 tons which is Large Building Level

-Nimbus Cloud dispersing

>According to this: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Agnaa/SCP-682_Scares_A_Cloud

>SCP-682 needs a force of 11.513271988527725 Kilotons or 12 Kilotons(Town Level)

-SCP-028 and SCP-023 scaling

>The average Supernova unleash a force of 10 tenatons and this is consistent when it comes to 682 cross testing 023 and 028.

>When cross testing with 028, 682 destroyed a star cluster which is 10,000 stars which is 100,000 tenatons or 4.2 Foe(Small Star to Large Star Level)

-2305-A failed neutralization plan feats

>Surviving 20,200,500,000 RDS-220 hydrogen bombs, the average RDS-220 Hydrogen Bomb in it's original design is 102 Megatons so multiply that it would be 2,060,451,000,000 Megatons or 2.1 exatons(Multi-Continent Level).

>The Average instance of SCP-2195-1 has the force of 0.028 tons x 750 which is 21 tons(City Block Level)

>Since 682's size at that moment is the size of Saturn and he proceeded to eat the other planets in the solar system with the exception of Jupiter.

>Let's make a list of planets based on the force required to destroy them

>Mercury = 433 Exatons

>Pluto: 1.41 Exatons

>Earth: 59.44 Zettatons

>Venus: 150 Exatons

>Mars: 16.04 exatons

>Neptune: 1383822640 Exatons or 1.4 Ninatons

>Uranus: 1.44 ninatons

>60 Zettatons + 2,840,000 Zettatons = 2,840,060 Zettatons or 3 Ninatons(Large Planet Level)

-Potential for absorbing and controling SCP-123

>Since SCP-123 has the power to destroy a solar system which is Solar System Level

-In one tale of the Foundation, SCP-682 can grow to consume multiple galaxies and rival the universe in size which is Multi-Galaxy to Universe level

-Death of 682 can end the universe so Universe Level

-SCP-682 was able to lift and swing around SCP-162 like a weapon which is 14.2 tons

-Stated that it would be impossible to destroy SCP-682 without causing serious damage to or outright destroy the universe which again is still Multi-Galaxy to Universe level

-Gate Guardian scaling

>The Gate Guardian is one of the most powerful beings in the SCP Multiverse and is on Even ground with SCP-2835 THE DEER from an alternate universe which is 56869.027219 tons or 57 Kilotons that's just small stuff cause The Deer assisted in the attack against the Scarlet King, which is Outerverse level

-SCP-6820 feats

>When SCP-682 corrupted SCP-6820 he was in the form of SCP-6820-A, once the idea was too much for the human mind to handle and he adapted to SCP-3125's true form which according to SCP lore is top dog in SCP-5800 is Outerverse Level

-Constant Scaling

>As a Constant, it exists to be an antagonistic force against the Foundation. Constants are described to be "multiversal algorithms defining big narrative ideas and elements for all timelines, and they manifest as the most anomalous, least-understood eldritch creatures and Big-Bads of the SCPverse". As such, they are beyond the scope of all of the infinite pataspheres of the multiverse. It is stated that one cannot become a Constant without "radically redesigning the entire SCPverse simulation". They are "hard-coded" and there can only ever be thirteen of them in existence which is Boundless Level

Final Verdict:

>Base Form(Small Building to Town Level)

>Adaptations, Reactive Evolution, and Power Absorption(Multi-Continent to Universe Level)

>Dying(Universe Level)

>SCP-6820-A(Outerverse Level)

>Constant of Termination(Boundless level)

Stats(Speed):

-SCP-076-2 scaling

>Able can run 64 meters in 3 seconds, which is 48 MPH(Superhuman)

>Able can deflect assault rifle-caliber bullets which can move at speeds of 2217 MPH or Mach 3(Supersonic+)

-Traversing the Solar System

>If 682 can traverse the whole solar system when he's the size of Jupiter or Saturn then that means he has to move super fast. Since he can do so so easily I'm gonna say he can traverse the entire solar system in 10 seconds which is around 64,302,970,651,396 MPH which is 95889x the speed of light

-Dwarfing the size of galaxies.

>682 can grow large enough to dwarf the size of galaxies and the largest known galaxy is IC 1101 which is 3,913,900 Light years wide and I would say 5 seconds and that would be 12,698,051,908,384,038 MPH or 18,935,359x the speed of light

>And that's from one galaxy, 682 can casually to do even more since he can grow to a size that rival of the universe. This includes the Observable and Unobservable and the universe has 100,000,000,000 galaxies though the number will change once we have better telescopic technology. Using that as a multiplier it would be 1,269,805,200,000,000,004,693,426,176 MPH or 1,893,535,900,000,000,000x the speed of light

-SCP-6820-A speed scaling

>Since 6820-A has adapted to SCP-3125 that would mean he can move at speeds from Immeasurable to Nigh-Omnipresent

Final Verdict:

>Base Form Superhuman movement speed and Supersonic+

>Adaptations, Reactive Evolution, and Power Absorption 95889x to 1,893,535,900,000,000,000x the speed of light which is MFTL

>SCP-6820-A Immeasurable to Nigh-Omnipresent

>Constant of Termination(Immeasurable)

Weaknesses:

-Adaptations are temporary

-SCP-343 made his true form inaccessible

-Enjoys the experience in getting beaten up

-His greatest fear is SCP-173

-Got pacified by SCP-999 an SCP-053

-Has been killed permanently twice

>Died from drunk driving

>SCP-2935 killed him and everyone else

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Discord

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Backstory: In the Magical land of Equestria is a place of ponies, Kirins, Buffalos, Griffons, Dragons, Changelings, and more though out the land of Equestria. But out of all of them there is a creature called the Draconequus and that one Draconequus is the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony known as Discord. Discord was one of the villains of Equestria, so powerful that not even Alicorn princesses can beat them and the only way to beat him was the elements of harmony and turned him into stone for 1000 years until one day he was freed only to be stopped by Twilight Sparkle and her friends and then reformed by kind pegasus pony named Fluttershy and he used his magic as a force of good and became one of Equestria's most powerful protectors and then started having tea parties with Fluttershy, play Ogres & Oubliettes with Spike and Big Mac, going to the Galloping Gala, saving Equestria from Chrysalis, King Sombra, and Tirek, and causing some mischief around the land of ponies cause let's face it he's the Spirit of Chaos after all.

Background:

-Name Discord

-Age: 252 million years old(Stated to have friends in the era of dinosaurs)

-Species: Draconequus

-Religion: Jewish

-Alias: Grogar

-Responsible of 3 G1 villain returns

-Doesn't use contractions in his vocabulary

-His 1# Pegasister: Ilovekimpossiblealot

>That's the name of her Ponified self and channel

-The actor who portrays him used to play the role of Q from Star Trek

Powers and Abilities:

-Nigh-omnipotence

-Chaos manipulation

-Cunning

-Flight

-Reality-Warping (his most notable ability)

-Shapeshifting

-High-level intellect

-Voice changing

-Resurrection

-Hybrid physiology

-Reality restoration

-Size-shifting

-Gesturify

-Probability alteration/Logic manipulation

-Telekinesis

-Hypnotic magic

-Telepathy/Nigh-omniscience

-Fourth wall awareness

-Teleportation

-Creation

-Levitation

-Replication

-Animation

-Appendage generation

-Anatomical liberation

-Object possession

-Transmogrification

-Matter ingestion

-Portal creation

-Disease generation

-Pyrokinesis

-Smoke generation

-Color alteration

-Thought manifestation

-Enhanced strength

-Enhanced durability

-Enhanced hearing

-Weather magic

-Animal manipulation

-Daytime manipulation

-Gravity manipulation

-Time travel

-Bubble imprisonment

-Prehensile tail

-Cartoon physics/Toon Force

-Magic imbalance detection

-Immortality

-Clairvoyance

-Necromancy

-Energy blasts

-Petrification

-Mastery of trickery and manipulation

-Resistance to law, casuality and probability manipulation

-Grogar powers:

>Fear Empowerment

>Intimidation

>Longevity

>Magic

*Monster Creation

*Clairvoyance

*Teleportation

*Necromancy

*Telekinesis

*Energy Blasts

Feats(Strength and Durability):

-Defeated Celestia and Luna without breaking a sweat

>Sun in Equestia is the same size as our sun and so the same would be said about Equatria's moon and our moon

-Way more powerful than King Sombra, Shining Armor, Pony of Shadows, The Dazzlings, Tirek in his 3rd form, Cozy glow, Storm King, and Queen Chrysalis

-More powerful than the 5 Alicorn Princesses

-Stated to have the power to warp the cosmos and reality no problem

-Casually uprooted a tree

-Can move the sun and moon

-A small bit of his magic was enough to get Tirek to his second form

-Scales to the Elements of Harmony, Daybreaker, Pony of Shadows, and Nightmare Moon

-Stronger than the Mane 6, Pillars of Equestria of old, New Mane 6, Mean 6, Humane 7, and the Mane 5(G5 MLP era comic)

-Survived a blast from Starlight Glimmer

Feats(Speed):

-Outsped Princess Luna

-Faster than Unicorn Magic

-Nonchantly reacted to the Elements of Harmony

-Faster than Rainbow dash

-Faster than the 5 alicorns, Storm King, Mane 6, Pillars of Equestria of old, New Mane 6, Mean 6, and the Mane 5(G5 MLP era comic)

-Discord went to the Horsehead Nebula and back in 30 days

Stats(Strength and Durability):

-MLP is dang powerful

>Princess Celestia is able to perform this feat on her own on a daily basis which is Solar System

>Since that there are 5 alicorns along with characters who can match and surpass the power of Celestia and Discord can beat the Alicorns and King Sombra, along with others

>4.1 x 5 x 6 x 9 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 5 x 7 = 50,213,520 Kilofoe or 50 Gigafoe which is Solar System Level

>There are other Alicorn related feats though then just that

>The Pony of Shadows is a Unicorn turned evil alicorn and according to this:

>And it's been stated that Nightmare moon is considers a challenge to the Pony of shadows, this should scale to Discord

>11.2 x 5 x 6 x 9 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 5 x 7 = 137,168,640 Zettafoe or 137.2 Ninafoe which is Multi-Galaxy Level

>Luna can do this with the moon

>157 x 5 x 6 x 9 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 5 x 7 = 1,922,810,400 yottatons or 1922 tenatons which is Large Star Level

>But the biggest feat for an alicorn is this:

https://youtu.be/k5IfhvbvJO0

>Doing a beam struggle against the Elements of Harmony and how powerful are the elements?

>Well let's look no further than Equestria Girls: Friendship Games. Specifically the moment Sci-Twi becomes Midnight Sparkle.

https://youtu.be/gyELuLROueg

>According to Sci-Twi in Mirror Magic, she stated: Overpowered by a magic I couldn't control and created a rift between two worlds, almost destroying both of them in the process.

>Sci-Twi was just using the Element of Magic at the time and there are confirmed 3 universes in the MLP Multiverse which is the Human Universe, Pony Universe, and Discord's Realm.

>But there are other timelines thanks to Starlight Glimmer

>Starlight made 7 universes:

https://youtu.be/riBdNs7Xl6k

https://youtu.be/NJnGgVY8O8I

https://youtu.be/XhSQ6t5Z_00

https://youtu.be/-QoerpwWuAc

https://youtu.be/nyEZWJMN__E

>Let's also take the amount of ponies required for Tirek to reach to a state that he's able to take Discord's power

>Through out Tirek's debut episode he has absorb power from 70 ponies before absorbing Discord's power. Taking alicorns, villains, and power boosts to a count.

>3 x 5 x 7 x 6 x 5 x 9 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 5 x 7 x 70 x 70 x 70 = 441,082,910,000,000 universes

Final Verdict: Multiverse Level by 441,082,910,000,000 universes

Stats(Speed):

-Storm King Scaling

>Storm King can keep his eye on the sun while playing with it

>Which means he can react to things moving 15,019,429,000,000 Mph or 22397x the speed of light

>15,019,429,000,000 x 5 x 7 x 6 x 5 x 9 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 5 x 7 x 70 x 70 x 70 = 2,208,271,100,000,000,065,792,901,120 mph or 3,292,978,100,000,000,000x the speed of light

-Monthly trip to the Horsehead Nebula

>The Nebula from the comics Discord described is a real thing and it's 1500 lightyears away

>So he crosses 3000 lightyears in 30 days, that's 24494698897346 mph or 36527x the speed of light

>24494698897346 x 5 x 7 x 6 x 5 x 9 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 5 x 7 x 70 x 70 x 70 = 3,601,397,699,999,999,803,965,571,072 mph or 5,370,411,100,000,000,000x the speed of light

-Speed is Magic

>Which means unicorn magic can move at speeds of 2,389,000,000 mph or 4x the speed the light

>2,389,000,000 x 5 x 7 x 6 x 5 x 9 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 6 x 5 x 7 x 70 x 70 x 70 = 351,249,019,999,999,980,732,416 mph or 523,783,210,000,000x the speed of light

Final Verdict: MFTL in reaction, movement, and magic speeds

Weaknesses:

-If he isn't around anything chaotic or feels normal rather than strange, he will fade out of existence, preventing him from using his own powers.

-Vulnerable to other magical characters or attacks.

>Had been turned to stone twice by the Elements of Harmony

>Had his powers drained by Tirek

-Tends to be overconfident and sometimes greedy.

-Sometimes suffers from Plot Induced Stupidity (PIS) where he doesn't teleport out of the way when being attacked or when his plans fail, or even defending himself.

-Generally avoids combat, limiting his combat experience.

-Not very smart.

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Battle

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Here we see the scientists failed another termination test on SCP-682 and 682 broke out of containment and roars out of anger. He soon slaughtered thousands of soldiers and spotted a D-Class and he was gonna add another body to the morgue when suddenly he sense that something is off about the D-Class as his head turned into the head of a spirit of chaos known as Discord.

Discord: "682, I presumed."

SCP-682: "You are like the others, and yet you are free."

Discord: *transforms into a bird on a perch*"As a bird."

SCP-682: "Another abomination being a pretender of a god, I pity you."

Discord: "If you're so powerful then you should have no problem leaving this place, but you can't because I saw your reaction in those Backrooms videos. Your time in the Backrooms is so boring that you actually wanted to be contained here."

SCP-682 then roars out of pure rage and leaps at Discord as he then teleports somewhere else and becomes living graffiti on the walls.

Discord: *pulls a book titled SCP Mythos*"I've done my reading and all of this really has blockbuster movie potential. And after some good reading."*throws the book at 682 and blow him into pieces and turn to his head*"You remind me of a certain-"*makes a miniature Princess Azula*"-fiery princess that was given so much praise by her father while her goody two shoes brother-"*makes a Prince Zuko miniature*"-gets nothing from him. Which is why she was on the losing team."

SCP-682 then puts himself back together and gets angry and charges into Discord and breaks out of the facility as we see Discord teleport in front of him.

SCP-682: "How dare you compare me to such a worthless parasite!"

Discord: *to the audience*"Touchy, touchy subject."*to 682*"For a monster of your intellect your buttons can be easily pushed."

SCP-682 then swipe his tail at Discord and launch him into a mountain as we see 682 sprout wings and charge at Discord as he then snaps his fingers to make his wings disappear and he falls to the ground and Discord then makes slide and slide down to SCP-682 and look at him and then we see SCP-682 form SCP-096's face on this back and Discord saw it.

Discord: "Ugh, no wonder he's shy."

Discord then heard the cries of 096 and he sees the Shy Guy coming and he put a finger on 096's forehead as he continues to run after Discord.

Discord: "Oh put a sock in it you crybaby."

Discord then teleports SCP-096 into an alternate dimension and turns to 682.

Discord: "Phoning a friend I see, two can play that game."

We then see Discord snap his fingers and we see SCP-173 appear in front of SCP-682.

SCP-682: "NO NOT THAT ABOMINATION!!!! STAY BACK!!!"

Discord: "Wanna know what's worse than 1? A whole army of them."

Discord snaps his fingers and we then see 90000 SCP-173 instances surrounding SCP-682 as we see SCP-682 immediately grow numerous eyes all over his body to have 360 vision.

Discord: "Clever trick, making a bunch of eyes so that none of them can attack you."*grabs a rope hanging off of nothing*"But what will happen if I pull this rope?"

Discord then turns off the sun as we hear bone snapping and breaking and 682 roaring in pain until we see 682 make himself glow bright enough to be a second sun as he sees Discord on a lounging chair sunbathing. Once 682 managed to heal his wounds he soon charged after the Draconequus and leapt at him until he destroyed a cardboard replica of Discord. 682 then heard Discord's laughter and saw him.

Discord: "You should have seen your own face, it was priceless!"

SCP-682: "I will grind your bones to dust for that!!!!"

Discord then snaps his fingers as we see SCP-682 in the world of SCP-3001 the Red Reality. SCP-682 looks around and feels a sense of familiarity since he met the victim of the Red Reality that is SCP-106. Back to Discord, we see him enjoying a cup of tea until he sees reality cracking and breaking apart.

Discord: "Huh, thought he might be in there longer, huh."

We then see SCP-682 forcibly tearing open a hole in reality from the Red Reality to Earth and then he jumps out of the hole and roars at Discord out of pure anger.

Discord: "Now you know where your "Old" friend came from."

SCP-682: "Stop toying with me, you miserable excuse of a pretender god!"

Discord: "Always with the insults, try something now for a change?"

SCP-682 then unleashes a burst of anti-fire at Discord which is the same fire that hurt and causes a great deal of pain to instances of SCP-2419-A and we see Discord covered in soot and he was now powder to the ground and a pair of eyes.

Discord: "Definitely walked in on that one."

We then see a floating broom and dustpan appear and sweep up Discord's ashes and then put them into a trash can and we see the Trash can turn into a bomb and it blows up in SCP-682's face. Within a 500 radius, the explosion wiped out a lot of things and SCP-682 was reduced to a skeleton and we see Discord's eyes on the ground and he pulled himself out of the ground and he sees SCP-682 regenerate his whole body and make an adaptation and make body armor that defends him from bombs with extremely high explosive yields.

Discord: "You are a stubborn creature aren't you?"

Before SCP-682 can do anything, he remembers his encounter with Dr. Alto Clef and that he's a Reality Sink and he turns his body into the most powerful Reality Sink in existence and Discord lost his powers.

Discord: "Oh that is not good."*to Freelancer 1337**in a Daffy Duck accent*"You're Despicable."

We then see SCP-682 tear Discord to shreds like it was nothing and kill him in the process as we see then see SCP-682 roar in victory.

KO

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Results

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SCP-682:

+Has fought reality benders before

+Superior intellect and powers

+Can turn himself into a Reality Sink which is black holes for anomalies and reality bending powers

+Can chew off some of Discord's flesh and use his powers for himself

>Since in canon of the MLP universe Discord lost his powers to Tirek and the Bewitching Bell

+Much serious in a fight

=The win can go to anyone of them

Discord: 

+4th wall awareness would give him the knowledge of the SCP universe

>Which he knows the only SCP that can kill 682 is SCP-2935

>But he can't get to the cave on time before his powers were taken away

=The win can go to anyone of them

-Inferior stats

-682 can create adaptations that can kill Discord like being a reality sink

>Discord nearly died by being normal

>The closest thing to a reality sink in the world of MLP is Chrysalis' throne

-He doesn't take threats that can defeat him seriously which lead to him to be turned to stone by the Elements of harmony twice

Next: Rick and Morty vs. Spongebob Squarepants

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Trivia

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Comparisons:

-Both of them are the most dangerous entities in their worlds

-Both of them fought numerous powerful monsters and foes

-Both of them have been sick before by supernatural level diseases

-Both of them have fought gods before

Math and Chapter:

-I used the same math from their previous appearances

-I kinda figured that 682 would win cause he can adapt and counter anything

-I really wanted to give the SCP Foundation a win

-This fight just popped into my head

Participated Franchises:

-My Little Pony

-SCP Foundation