Interlude: In SCP Explained, Rick agreed to do a SCP adventure and today I'll bring it to life in this battle between the universe hopping duo and the SCP Foundation.

Rick and Morty

Rick and Morty the universe hopping duo who killed off Superman clones

SCP Foundation

The SCP Foundation, the jailers of the supernatural

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Rick and Morty

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Backstory: Long time ago there was a humble scientist who is a family man named Rick Sanchez and he was working on a device that can make Portal Travel possible but come up short until one day he met someone which is himself to be exact. He suggested that the life with Portal Travel makes him a god and the Ricks of the infinite universes but Rick decides to stay with his family. His wife Diane and his daughter Beth were going have ice cream with him until Rick Prime killed them both. After that tragic event he soon invent Portal Travel and leave his reality to find Rick Prime and kill him. He went all over the multiverse searching for Rick Prime and he made some friends along the way, fought the federation, and then he look through the multiverse looking for Rick Prime killing off other Ricks along the way. He soon give up on vengeance and soon he made the Citadel and then went into Rick Prime's universe just to kill him but he was reunited with his own daughter Beth and he then meets his son in law Jerry, his Granddaughter Summer, and his grandson Morty Smith. Rick and Morty along with the Smith Family then go on crazy adventures on a weekly basis.

Background(Rick):

-Name: Rick Sanchez

-Age: 70s

-Dimension: C-137

-The Rickest Rick

-Faveorite phrase: WUBA LUBA DUB-DUB!

-Nemesis: Mr. Nimbus

-Mortal Enemy: Rick Prime

-Family: Beth(daughter), Jerry(Son in law), Summer(Granddaughter), Morty(Grandson), Naruto(Great Grandson)

-Founded the Citadel

Background(Morty):

-Name: Morty Smith

-Age: 14

-Dimension: Prime

-Favorite Phrase: Ah Jeez

-Crush: Jessica

-Hasn't been in high school for weeks

-Almost got raped by a jelly bean guy

-The Mortiest Morty

-Made an incest baby with his sister

-Was gonna make a heist movie on Netflix but Rick stole his enthusiasm to do it

-In a Pringles Ad, Morty was a robot that makes new Pringles combo flavors

-Destroyed his own reality by making a love potion to get a chance with Jessica

Arsenal:

-Portal Gun: A gun that rips a hole in space-time, allowing travel to any point in any universe. Opening a portal inside another being rips them in two.

-Futuristic Guns: Rick has been shown using several futuristic guns. Some just do damage to a target, others easily perforate targets with the energy they shoot, and others reduce targets to ashes. In the comics, he has been shown having a gun with a set of options in it, that one being able to stun targets, but Rick has been shown carrying up to 2 guns with him.

-Freeze Ray: Completely freezes organic targets, turning them into incredibly fragile icy statues. Since the effects can be undone, this is used in the rare case of nonviolent neutralization. It comes in taser and gun form

-Particle Watch: A wristwatch that fires a concentrated particle beam. It destroys the target on a subatomic level.

-Phoenix Project: Previously developed and destroyed by Rick as a cloning process in which he could transfer his consciousness to younger bodies the Phoenix Project of other Ricks in the multiverse is still present, reviving Rick C-137 in the following fashion; Upon death, Rick's consciousness will be unwillingly downloaded by the Phoenix Project of a seemingly random alternative Rick on another universe, quickly creating a clone of Rick C-137 and thus bringing him back to live. The form of the clone can vary depending on the physiology of the Ricks in which Rick C-137 is being revived. Rick is recreated naked and thus without his equipment, but also in the basement of his alternative house from other reality, meaning that he can request help from the Rick of that universe or simply use his resourcefulness to get what needs, being able to come back to his universe without losing abundant amounts of time. Every occasion Rick dies will trigger the Phoenix Project to function, each time in a different reality and with Rick being willing to kill himself to get home faster.

>Note: It's not specified how many universes there are with the cloning technology to recreate him. However, there are infinite universes with infinite Ricks, many of them having major similarities in their past and Rick himself has repeatedly shown having access to all of those realities with a variety of his gadgets; This could mean that Rick can revive himself infinite times, but this is by no means confirmed as we are don't know if the same of everything exists in infinite amounts across the multiverse (as opposed to that being the case with specific things & beings), we also know that Rick C-137 claimed to be "the Rick-est Rick" & destroyed his version of the Phoenix Project. Still, the implication given with Rick dying and reviving over and over again indicates that this process can keep happening a generous amount of time

-Forcefield: As of The Rickchurian Mortydate Rick had an invisible forcefield that reflected bullets from 9 different angles back into the aggressors, killing them.

-Instant Death: Coming from another unnamed gadget in The Rickchurian Mortydate, touching Rick made a person die instantly without making any sound. All of which was even highlighted by other characters.

-Labcoat: A labcoat equipped with many gadgets, on its own having a bomb to sef-destruct and Rick being able to command it to ripoff by restricting and strangling a target.

-Cybernetics: A previous body he used had complex cybernetic augmentations with unexplored use for combat. Had a device in his lab coat that could replace his amputated arm, stopping the bleeding from it. In his current body, Rick's right arm can turn robotic, he uses it to magnetically catch a hammer being thrown at him.

-Laser: Shown having a laser that activates from his wrist and casually cuts through glass.

-Intangibility: Rick manually phase through someone while walking, accelerating his speed while doing so.

-Info analysis: Rick knew, and later visually showed to others how 9 people had a clear shot on him with his technology. Rick is also shown having a device that could analyze his surroundings and formulate several trajectories in which a small branch ended up in the place in which it was

-Time Freeze: Freezes time on a universal scale. Due to technology stolen from the 4th dimension, Rick can do this with the press of a button.

-Curse Remover: A device which can remove magical properties from a wide variety of different things. Since it can remove certain effects while leaving others intact, Rick used this device to turn cursed objects into completely beneficial ones (i.e. turning a pair of boxing gloves which would cause the wearer to be stuck reliving a single fight for all eternity into a pair of time traveling mittens).

-Dream Inceptors: A small device which, when implanted into the ear of an unconscious sentient being, allows the user to travel into the being's dreams, potentially implanting new thoughts and influencing the behavior of the target once they wake up.

-Anti-Matter Gun: A pistol that shoots anti-matter. Capable of even killing trans-dimensional higher beings immune to traditional matter and energy based attacks.

-Concentrated Dark Matter: A method used for traveling faster than anyone else in the universe; similar chemical reactions cause massive explosions. A handful of the components mixed incorrectly resulted in an explosion as large as Jupiter.

-Love Potions/Diseases: Created a virus that made whoever it was used on fall in love with Morty (Except those genetically related to him), but due to it being flu season, the substance piggybacked on the flu and began to spread; he created two others to counter that. The first turned everyone on the planet into praying mantis monsters, while the second turned everyone into Cronenberg monsters.

-Size Shifting: Able to affect people and objects, either making them tiny enough to fit inside someone or making them grow to the size of a continent.

-Meeseeks Button: Summons a bunch of immortal creatures that will perform one task before dying. Become more insane the longer they exist due to hours seeming like an eternity, to them. Meeseeks are completely unable to die until their task is completed, and giving them a task which is seemingly impossible to complete will eventually result in the summoned Meeseeks resorting to the most drastic measures to complete the task by technicality.

-Death Crystals: Upon touching one of them and while keep doing that, the crystal/s make their users see visions of how they are going to die, by it with the same result repeated many times or many alternatives ways within diverse circumstances. The actions of the user can constantly change how they die upon seeing their future, which Rick has used in combat to know when he dies by his enemies and when he dies by unrelated circumstances, the latter meaning that he survives/defeats his current enemies.

-Anti-booby suit: A suit that protects Rick from general traps from old temples, making him casually walk through them. It's rather simple as it doesn't have much aside from high durability

-Adhesive Gel: While having stolen Rick's technology, Morty had an adhesive liquid to stuck a bully into a wall.

-Poop machine: Done via a small machine that creates poop and an unpleasant fragrance.

-Giant Rick: It belongs to the giant robot Rick controls, which has his form and unexplored mobility and capacities.

-Time Travel: A power most disliked by Rick. He was forced to use it to deal with other beings time traveling to attack him and his family, Rick time traveled to mess with the history of said beings, making them all disappear in the present.

-Piss Master Armor: Self Explanatory

-Basically anything and everything

-Morty can turn into a car

Feats(Speed and Power):

-Made a universe busting toaster

-Has a list of realities that he doesn't like that he will nuke later

-Vat of Acid Feats

-Made a Vat of Fake Sun

-Dodged gunfire and satellite lasers

-Outsmarted the Zigerions

-Can turn a Black Hole into a Sun

-Can break the fourth wall

-Turned himself into a Pickle and made a suit and weapons out of coach roaches and rats and killed off an entire Russian Agency and fought Jaguar to a stand still

-Toxic Rick discovered a new element and made electricity in the Detoxifier canister

-Made a True Level Shelf

Stats(Intelligence, Speed, and Power):

-Nuking a Universe

-This a universe level feat obviously

-Satellite Laser Feat

https://youtu.be/ykL-iMtpV50

>Rick dodged a laser that came from space in 2 seconds

>Satellites are typically 22369.363 miles up from the Earth, that's 40264853 mph or Mach 52896 which is Sub relativistic

-Supernova Scaling

https://youtu.be/FQpX72tZPOQ

>In the Vindicators episode of Rick and Morty, Rick has all the tools he needed to kill all the Vindicators including Supernova

>The fallen cosmic heroine Supernova was able to conceive a baby that is half of a collapsing star which is 68 Tenatons that's Small Star Level

-Vat of Acid feat

https://youtu.be/mQwu0qloSF8

>In the Vat of Acid Episode, this version Rick merged all the times Morty used the remote Rick made and then Rick merged all the times Morty used the remote into one singular universe

>This is a Low Multiverse to Multiversal feat

Final Verdict(Power)(Rick): Multiverse Level

Final Verdict(Power) (Morty): Wall Level

Final Verdict(Speed)(Rick): Sub relativistic in reaction time, MFTL+ with Concentrated Dark Matter

Final Verdict(Speed)(Morty): Sub relativistic

Weaknesses(Rick):

-Rick's cybernetics have limitations. His durability and speed are not superhuman without assistance from his additional gadgets.

-He is a glass cannon. Whatever can kill a normal human, can also kill him.

-A defective Portal Gun can disintegrate the user.

-Rick cannot see where he teleports to through his Portal Gun. If Rick were to unintentionally go to a dangerous dimension, like the Blender Dimension, he would be easily killed.

-His best feats are accomplished through preparation

-Despite being a genius, Rick has severe mental issues and various forms of insanity, making him very eccentric and idiosyncratic.

>Highly anti-social. His reckless behavior and cynical personality have made even his own family despise him.

>His knowledge of the infinite multiverse has made Rick unmotivated and suicidal; as he considers his actions irrelevant and insignificant since whatever he has or could have done has already been done somewhere in the multiverse.

>Extreme alcoholic.

>Almost always stressed out.

>Frequently drooling or covered in his own vomit.

>Very egotistical and prefers to fool around at first.

>Prone to manic and nonsensical angry ranting.

*Addicted to McDonald's Mulan Szechuan sauce.

>Appears to have a pirate phobia.

>Violently paranoid; especially since he has experience with shape-shifting or mind-washing aliens.

>His relationship with the parasitic Hive-Mind Unity tends to bring out the worst in him.

-Made A LOT of enemies across the multiverse along with having a vast criminal record that includes various accounts of assault, murder, terrorism, burglary, cable piracy, child abuse, DUI, genocide, human cloning, illegal arms dealing, identity thief (technically), kidnapping, slavery, smuggling, time-bending, and torture. He is mentioned to have apparently broken 1000 laws a day.

>Created a Love-Potion for Morty that went viral and infected all of C-137 Earth's residents but himself and the Smith family. Rick, at Morty's instance, made things worse by turning the infected into giant praying mantis mutants and then into Cronenberg monsters. Ultimately, Rick's only solution was to ditch his native universe and take over the life of another Rick who averted the crisis in his universe and died soon after.

>Ruined a Simpsons Couch-Gag and indirectly killed the Simpson family: Stealing items from the family household, freezing Ned Flanders, and giving Morty a contaminated vial that led to the Simpsons being reconstituted as mutant Rick-hybrids.

-Despite his intelligence, Rick has been arrested multiple times.

-Despite his defenses, he has been overpowered on a few occasions, and was once even drugged because of it.

-On some occasions, he was only saved by sheer luck.

>After being in a violent space battle, he admitted he only survived by luck.

>Was captured by Concerto and admitted to Morty that they had no way out and they were going to die; is saved by Jaguar.

-Morty has stated 40% of the neutrino bombs are prone to not working.

-Couldn't find a way to restore himself without the Toxic versions of him and Morty.

-Despite killing several trained guards when he turned himself into a pickle, he clearly struggled against a freedom fighter that was armed with a regular gun.

-Couldn't stop a random telekinesis from choking him to death.

-Has been kidnapped by Pringles before

-Lost to Zeus in a battle

Weaknesses(Morty):

-Isn't very smart.

-Kind of a coward.

-Sometimes goes against Rick's plans which can sometimes cause problems.

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SCP Foundation

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Backstory: There are so many backstories of the SCP Foundation such as the discovery of the anomalies such as the Prototype, the Factory, the Black Moon, and so much more. But they all have one thing in common they all created the SCP Foundation and it's mission to Secure, Contain, and Protect anomalies from the public eye and from those who want to misuse their power.

Background:

-Leaders: Administrator and O5 Council

-Primary Soldiers: MTF Teams

-Has over 7000 SCPs and counting

-Has SCPs based on companies and childhood icons

-Has been responsible for natural disasters

-Made a presidential election campaign against Al Gore when Dr. Bright possessed President Bush

-Basically have nothing on containing end of the world type SCPs like SCP-2317-K

-They use most SCPs as troops or weapons

-They still haven't figured out what to kill SCP-682

-Everything on their site is Grade A Hollywood blockbusters waiting to happen

Usable SCPs:

-Safe

>SCP-085 - SCP-085 is the result of an experiment conducted between SCP-067 and SCP-914. Using SCP-067, Test Subject-1101F drew a single female figure, about 15 cm (6 in) in height and 3.8 cm (1.5 in) wide, in summer dress with long hair pulled back into a ponytail, with the name "Cassandra" written underneath. Dr. [EXPUNGED] proposed using SCP-914 on various settings on images created by SCP-067: Using the [Fine] setting, the 'Cassandra' sketch was transmuted into her present form: a sentient black-and white-animated young woman drawn in clean strokes.

>SCP-316 - A bronze, aged carbide lamp that requires two D batteries to function. When functional and switched on, it illuminates a light that is nearly opaque. Non-reflective objects and materials in contact with this light have their molecular structure rearranged into patterns which homogenize reflected photons, distributing their wavelengths equally throughout the visual spectrum. Effectively, over approximately 6 cumulative seconds of exposure, affected surfaces lose all color, retaining shades of gray of the same luminosity as the original surface. After 27 seconds of exposure, living targets of SCP-316 become colourblind and more lethargic. They may also lose a portion of whatever anomalous property they once had.

>SCP-408 - A large mass of Lepidoptera, taking the appearance of zebra butterflies when not camouflaged. SCP-408 acts as a single entity at all times, speculated to be a form of hive mind communication amongst the mass. When inactive, SCP-408 will take on the color, pattern, and even texture of its immediate surroundings, making them functionally invisible. SCP-408 can also take the appearance of other creatures, such as Earth-native creatures or extraterrestrial life. In addition, SCP-408 has also demonstrated the ability to display a live feed of a chosen target's whereabouts.

>SCP-411 - An elderly man who experiences aging backward. He claims to be a member of The Foundation and experiences memories in reverse; that is to say, he remembers events that have yet to happen in the future but doesn't recall events that happened in the past. The Foundation is capable of using this and .

>SCP-423 - SCP-423 has no physical form. It appears to exist entirely within textual narratives. SCP-423 is able to enter textual narratives, inserting itself as a minor character. The details of the character vary from story to story, but it is always named "Fred," or something similar, and its role in the story is usually minor. Physical descriptions of the character are rare, but it usually appears as a human male of average height and middle years. However, this can change depending on the nature of the narrative. He has appeared as a student in narratives focusing on children (and thus presumably of an appropriate age) or even as a non-human in narratives where humans are absent or rare. At no time is his appearance remarked on as being unusual by other characters. SCP-423 is able to move from one narrative to another voluntarily, provided the two works are within one (1) meter of each other. The process takes up to three minutes, depending on the length of the new narrative. The entire narrative changes at once, the text on all pages seeming to move. Occasionally, the length of the narrative changes; in these cases, the text grows smaller or larger to fit the page count of the book. It is only able to appear in physical textual narratives. It cannot enter electronic storage, or affect purely visual narratives. If placed in proximity to a graphic novel or other form of sequential art, it will change the text boxes and dialog bubbles, but will not affect the pictures. Similarly, illustrations in a textual narrative do not change, even if they no longer match up to the narrative as affected by SCP-423.

>SCP-427 - A small, spherical, ornately carved locket made of a polished silver material. It displays no unusual activity when closed. When opened, a small glowing orb is visible at the center. When SCP-427 is opened and exposed to biological tissue, it rapidly regenerates cellular damage and somehow is able to purge invading compounds or infections. As a standard of measure, the common cold takes 3 to 10 days to be worked through the human immune system and eventually removed. In the presence of an opened SCP-427, this time is reduced to 2 to 4 minutes. Its healing abilities are directional, so anything not in line of sight with the central orb experiences no effects.

>SCP-475 - An ornate sculpture of soap depicting an unidentified Pope that when in contact with water and applied to the skin, will remove all accumulated foreign contaminants. When applied to one of strong enough religious belief, a transmutation occurs to the individual, and all water in a 5-meter radius becomes an equivalent liquid that is considered "holy" in the subject's religion. SCP-475 has a tertiary effect where it demonic entities.

>SCP-500 - A small plastic can which at the time of writing contains forty-seven (47) red pills. One pill, when taken orally, effectively cures the subject of all diseases within two hours, exact time depending on the severity and amount of the subject's conditions. This effect works on most afflictions, including anomalous ones.

>SCP-540 - A collection of Soviet-era explosive ordnance of various makes. All instances can be detonated in the same manner as non-anomalous examples, and explode with a similar yield and blast effect. However, approximately 35-37 seconds following the detonation, a mass of plant life will rapidly grow to cover the majority of the damaged area. The initial growth rate of the plant life is positively correlated to the yield of the originating explosive, but returns to normal for the plant species after approximately 90 seconds.

>SCP-662 - SCP-662 is a small silver hand bell that when rung, summons a short well-dressed Caucasian butler of self-proclaimed British heritage, calling himself Mr. Deeds. Mr. Deeds will attempt - to the best of his ability - to perform any request made of him. While he is vulnerable to being harmed as any ordinary man would, he can be summoned once again with no apparent injury when SCP-662 is rung again.

>SCP-2128 - SCP-2128 is a vaulted stone furnace in the ruins of a castle, 23km from ████████. The two openings are 1m high, and the length is 3m. Documentation discovered onsite (a sheepskin scroll known as the "Ignis Manuscript") revealed that SCP-2128 was created by agents of the Brazen Heart in the late ninth century CE as a torture and execution device, named "The Liars' Cradle." When a human subject fully enters SCP-2128 and makes a true statement, nothing will happen. If the spoken statement should be a lie, the human subject will be completely incinerated by unknown means. SCP-2128 can be used to discern a multitude of things through trial and error such as the location of targets or the nature of threats.

>SCP-3706 - SCP-3706 are a large number of recovered and potential undiscovered vehicles with unique properties, several universal common factors, and varying functional attributes. Each SCP-3706 instance is capable of traversing aquatic environments, either as a submersible, or sea floor based all-terrain vehicle. Each vehicle resembles known species of ocean fauna, though significant deviations from these animal species have been observed in many recovered instances, as is described in Table T-3705-01. Individual vehicles are primarily composed of organo-metallic polymers, with the oldest variants having been carved from stone. Vehicles that do not use appendage based locomotion employ a jet propulsion mechanism involving the intake and rapid expulsion of ocean water through adjustable vents. SCP-3706 instances are diverse in both appearance and specific function, ranging from automated collection vehicles less than 3 m in length (designed to collect food, minerals, and other materials) to large-scale assault vessels more than 200 m in length. Each SCP-3706 instance is powered via a spatial distortion contained within a crystalline chamber composed of corundum, which produces high energy material bearing marked similarity to that found in SCP-3703. The size of both the crystal and the distortion appears to vary based on the size of the vehicle; however, the crystals of all recovered non-functional instances are either shattered or missing. When in an active state, all SCP-3706 instances emit a dull "humming" noise. Active SCP-3706 instances possess carved channels where luminescence will "flow" across their exterior surfaces, forming patterns, artistic depictions of the vehicle's history, and Proto-Nordic runic script containing instructions on how to properly operate and maintain each vehicle. Additionally, manually piloted SCP-3706 instances tend to have detailed markings, carved by the former operator onto their vehicles, in the form of three-toed hoofprints. These appear to serve a statistical role, similar to the manner in which pilots during World Wars 1 and 2 would track enemy kills by painting flags onto their vehicles. There are currently about 9846 units of SCP-3706 in operation, run by the Finnfolk and aiding The Foundation in their endeavors.

>SCP-6499 - SCP-6499 is a 252 page book titled "Chapters on Cognitive Behavioural Therapy". When a subject is within eyeshot of the book during a critical emergency with the threat of death, they become relaxed and unnerved by their situation. They also become impervious to all physical harm, despite no apparent change to their person. They will continue to perform whatever task they were doing prior to the crisis, and forget the whole ordeal immediately after.

-Euclid

>SCP-056 - An entity of variable appearance and characteristics. SCP-056 will always take the form of something superior to the nearest person. For example, when in the presence of a group of young female researchers, SCP-056 took on the appearance of famous actress Scarlett Johansson. When no humans are present, SCP-056 will turn into a higher quality version of the nearest object around it.

>SCP-073- A heavily-tanned male of Arabic or Middle Eastern descent in his early thirties. SCP-073's presence is inimical to any and all life grown in soil, causing death to any such life within a twenty (20) meter radius. Any land SCP-073 has walked on (and any within the twenty [20] meter radius) becomes barren as all anaerobic bacteria dies, rendering the soil incapable of supporting life until new bacteria are introduced. Anything that is derived from soil-grown life, such as wood and paper, immediately rots and disintegrates upon touch of SCP-073. Violence directed towards SCP-073 reflects any damage inflicted on SCP-073 directly back onto the attacker, although SCP-073 visibly remains unharmed. This applies to any damage directed at SCP-073. Attempts to get tissue and blood samples have proven futile: when the procedure was initiated, personnel carrying out the action felt the sensation of whatever was applied to SCP-073, and wound up with a sample of their own blood or tissue, despite the fact that "all actions were directed solely at SCP-073". Indirect damage through a medium also results in the person perpetrating the action receiving the wounds caused.

>SCP-184 - A small metallic object that has the anomalous property of expanding the space of any interior it is placed in. The rate of expansion is a constant several hundred meters a day. Given enough time, SCP-184 will create structures and rooms that become entirely hazardous to navigate and traverse through. In addition, locating SCP-184 becomes increasingly harder as structures continue to expand and increase the distance between it and any known entrances. SCP-184 is also notably capable of being used within the confides of a person's mind, as seen with O5-█.

>SCP-2599 - SCP-2599 is a 14-year-old female of Korean descent, formerly known as Zena Cho. SCP-2599's anomalous effect has two components. SCP-2599's primary anomalous effect is a mental compulsion that causes it to be unable to disobey any direct commands. This effect is contingent on SCP-2599's perception that it has received a command; should it not believe that it is receiving a command, it will not be compelled to follow it. This effect currently has no known limits, and SCP-2599 has followed orders including self-harm, violence towards others, and other undesirable actions. SCP-2599 possesses a 0 on the Psychic Resistance Scale, currently the lowest recorded score on file. SCP-2599's secondary anomalous effect is its inability to fully carry out any given command. This effect causes SCP-2599 to fulfill most aspects of any command directed towards it, but it is unable to complete all requested components of the command, or does not complete the command satisfactorily. Rigorous testing has concluded that this effect is involuntary, and is not motivated out of any desire for rebellion or dissatisfaction with commands that it has been given. SCP-2599 has been unable to complete commands even when it has wished to do so, due to its secondary effect. Once SCP-2599 is ordered to perform a certain action, it is no longer capable of successfully completing that action in the future, even if it was previously capable of doing so. This effect can be overridden with a successive command. SCP-2599's secondary effect allows SCP-2599 to perform other anomalous effects as well, though only under the direct wording of a command.

>SCP-1985 - An African-American woman with a trans-universal teleportation device implemented to her body. When she is killed in the baseline Foundation universe, she will be transported to an alternate Foundation universe where a K-Class scenario is going to happen, is currently happening, or has already happened. She can be 'primed' by allowing her to access information on a particular SCP. In doing so, she would be transported to a universe where a K-Class scenario related to the SCP is happening. SCP-1985 will also gain a minor adaptation relevant to surviving in her transported universe upon her arrival.

>Etc

-Keter

>SCP-055 - SCP-055 is an antimemetic object/being that completely removes itself from the memories of those that have witnessed it. Any information about it also shares this property, including pictures, drawings, video recordings, etc. The true potential of SCP-055 is made apparent however, when it is in contact with SCP-579. When the two objects unite, an unknown effect occurs that can undo K-Class scenarios.

>SCP-076 - SCP-076 refers to two different anomalies: a stone tomb, as well as a highly dangerous Keter-Class entity that lies inside of it. While SCP-076-1 is harmless on its own, it has been proven to be particularly durable, and its main danger comes from when the subject inside awakens and attempts to escape. The subject, referred to as SCP-076-02, is a Semitic human male with various anomalous capabilities, attempting to kill the nearest human being the moment it awakens, entering a "rage state". Whenever the subject is killed, which typically takes immense effort due to superhuman durability and strength, it disintegrates, reforming within the tomb over a period of up to six hours, to even several months or years.

>SCP-239- SCP-239 appears to be an 8-year-old girl (20 as of Keter Duty). She is an extremely powerful reality bender with the ability to seemingly do whatever she expresses a will to do on a basal psychological level as long as she is conscious. Fortunately, she only seems to be able to affect herself and her immediate surroundings; therefore, "If she can see it, she can change it." SCP-239's self-preservation instinct makes her virtually invincible while she is conscious, as due to her reality bending her skin can not be punctured by anything except SCP-148. As of Keter Duty, she serves the Foundation in Site-100, keeping SCP-ZH-002 in check.

>SCP-579 - A completely unknown entity/object that by all accounts poses some threat to the Foundation as it resists containment and is capable of making the Foundation lose entire sites. The true potential of SCP-579 is made apparent however, when it is in contact with SCP-055. When the two objects unite, an unknown effect occurs that can undo K-Class scenarios.

>SCP-682 - A large, vaguely reptile-like creature with potent regenerative and adaptive abilities. One of the most infamous SCPs known to the Foundation, SCP-682 is thought impossible to kill. SCP-682 has a hatred of all life, due to both viewing them as humans view cockroaches as well as having been tortured by them for decades, and because of this, it expresses extreme horror at humanoid life, and will attempt to kill most humanoid people on sight. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, as it has been seen moving and speaking with over 95% of its body destroyed or rotted.

>SCP-1548 - An anomalous phenomena occurring within the outer layers of the Sun, causing thaumaturgic symbols to be formed on the surface of the star with sunspots. While initially the effects/purpose of this is unknown, it becomes abundantly clear when the Sun releases large amounts of energy that form a barrier around the Heliopause, or where solar and interstellar winds meet. Following this, radiation and light couldn't be received from outside of the solar system, and a large number of anomalous phenomena began occurring around space-faring colonies and vehicles.

>SCP-2719 - A variable abstract-metaphysical construct pointer. It can be used to to make an object or concept become "Inside", and then to send other objects or concepts "Inside" the previously set object. It can be used to transport objects, but also to manipulate entire concepts.

>SCP-3664 - SCP-3664 is a metaphysical weapon that wholly exists as a conceptual construct. For one to interact with it, it needs to be thought about. The weapon is described as a rifle when thought about, and has a variety of functions ranging from firing plasma bolts to erasing people from existence.

>SCP-4010 - SCP-4010 is an act of establishing the timeline of the SCP universe, while accounting for every shift in reality and every temporal change documented. If enacted, SCP-4010 will cause major changes to global reality. The full extent of such changes includes the restructuring of reality such that anomalies don't exist and the world becomes much like . As such, The Foundation operates in a universe with a sort of 'fractured' timeline, where events are not written in stone and contradicting time frames are the norm.

-Thaumiel

>SCP-001 (Ihp/Locke's Proposal) - Also known to Foundation personnel as Keter Duty. Unbeknownst to a majority of the Foundation, SCP-001 (Ihp/Locke's Proposal) is a Foundation site that contains and secures catalogued Keter Class anomalies by pairing them together. This affect usually results in both Keter anomalies opposing each other in a fashion that neutralises their threat outside of the site. The site itself is semi-sapient and will automatically reconstruct itself to fit in new Keter anomalies and facilitate anomalous assets to the Foundation such as researchers that have acquired anomalous properties or anomalous humanoids that have abilities that can aid in containment. SCP-001 (Ihp/Locke's Proposal) is also known to periodically "migrate" from its current universe and translocate to other Foundation universes.

>SCP-001 - SCP-001 is a vinyl record containing Esquivel's 1958 album Exploring New Sounds in Stereo (RCA). The album has an anomalous impact on digital numerical lists that contain it. The album, when listed in text saved digitally, will always be listed first, even if it was intended to be listed in another position. However, the true power of SCP-001 lies in its ability to turn whatever is written in its object article into truth. Mary Nakayama, the researcher in charge of SCP-001's containment, used this property of SCP-001 to turn herself into an "omnipotent" deity to watch over all of humanity and The Foundation.

>SCP-150-DE - A series of Tactical Power Armors with anomalous properties. They are full body suits that enhance human capabilities. Although the technology used in the suits are not properly understood by Foundation personnel, they are for the most part replicable.

>SCP-179 - SCP-179 is a humanoid entity located at a constant distance of approximately 40,000 km from the South polar region of the solar photosphere, locked to the rotation axis of Sol. However, it does not orbit it; the most recent recordings of SCP-179 indicate that it seems to maintain a continuous orbit around the center of the galaxy. Through the combined effort of 43 years of continuous surveying, the external appearance of SCP-179 has been defined as a human female of undetermined ethnic group of between twenty and forty years of age. Its entire bodily surface is covered in or composed of a matte black material. Its hair appears to be composed of this material, measures over 34 km long and is constantly pushed away by solar wind. However, this part of SCP-179 seems to reflect variable amounts of sunlight — this reflection being the phenomenon that indicated its existence to Foundation astrophysicists during 1940. Most recorded movements performed by SCP-179 have been related to extraterrestrial threats, both anomalous or non-anomalous in nature, on a collision or orbital insertion course with the Earth. These threatening items have been identified as capable of causing CK-Class Reconfiguration events of diverse impact on human societies and earthly life in general if allowed to reach Earth. If impact with Earth or orbital insertion occurs without proper response and containment by Foundation operatives, these items of interest may be capable of causing XK-Class end-of-the-world scenarios. SCP-179 will usually address an item or items of interest by pointing at them with an arm and, when more than one item of interest is present, will be able to generate additional limbs anatomically identical to its arms, as needed. Survey data indicates that SCP-179 performs other motions specific to each item of interest addressed — such as raising different fingers or moving its arms in an array of as of yet undecipherable patterns at fixed intervals —, but whether these motions contain any information or not has not been determined to date.

>SCP-378 - SCP-378 is an arthropod superficially resembling a deformed larval instance of Scolopendra gigantea. SCP-378's legs are largely vestigial, primarily meant to assist in peristaltic locomotion. SCP-378-A are obligate endoparasites resembling adult Scolopendra gigantea that can take over a host's mind, putting them under the control of SCP-378. The Foundation uses SCP-378 and SCP-378-A instances to infiltrate Groups of Interest and perform espionage. SCP-378 is capable of asexual reproduction at will, producing instances of SCP-378-A from its anus. Instances of SCP-378-A resemble adult Scolopendra gigantea; dissection suggests this resemblance is superficial, as SCP-378-A lack expected organ systems beyond a primitive neural network. Instances of SCP-378-A are controlled remotely by SCP-378.

>SCP-1968 - SCP-1968 appears in its inactive state to be a bronze torus of unknown composition. It has a major diameter of 320cm and a minor diameter of 90cm. It is marked with raised features or glyphs, the presumption being that they act as control surfaces. It is difficult to photograph or visually inspect the artifact as it appears to bend light. Mild, fluctuating gravitational effects have also been observed. It has proven impossible to take a sample of the artifact. Spectrographic attempts have proven inconclusive. Although not particularly heavy (weighing ~14Kg), inertial and angular momentum studies suggest that neutronium (in vanishingly small quantities) may be present in the body of the mechanism. SCP-1968 demonstrates its anomalous properties when it is handled by a human being. When moderate force is applied to it, it will begin to deform in unpredictable ways, its material composition will appear to change, and it will become animated, surrounding the subject in convolutions and undulating increasingly faster. Its primary effect will manifest itself when an unpredictable threshold is met, after which the artifact will return to its original state. At this point, the subject will have had their memories altered. They will no longer agree with the historical record, often profoundly. Their self-reported personal history will be at odds with Foundation personnel records. As a consequence, they will often assume a posture of agitation and paranoia. The more pronounced the deformation of the artifact, the more divergent their memories will be. It is theorized that the glyphs, via means as of yet unknown, control the degree of deformation and its resultant effects. In truth, the object retroactively rewrites the history of the universe all at once.

> SCP-2117- SCP-2117 refers to an irregularly-shaped space station of unknown origin currently orbiting Titan, the largest moon of the planet Saturn. SCP-2117's external dimensions are approximately 200km x 50km x 70km. However, the interior dimensions of SCP-2117 to far exceed that of the exterior due to the use of Augustine Non-Euclidian Stabilization Engines. The hull of SCP-2117 is made up of an iridium-titanium-beryllium alloy, and 90% of the ship is covered with markings of a single phrase written in over five-hundred languages: SCPS Solidarity. SCP-2117 appears to be an amalgam of at least seventy-three different space-faring craft and space stations; of these, fifteen of the craft and twelve of the stations are identical. The Augustine Non-Euclidian Stabilization Engines aid SCP-2117 in maintaining its cohesion, as exploration has indicated that the disparate parts of SCP-2117 are joined not through welding or other joining techniques, but through violation of the Pauli exclusion principle.

>SCP-2140 - SCP-2140 is an image derived through Project Kallinikos from SCP-2140-1-D. SCP-2140-1 instances are alternative versions of the image. All instances depict glyphs in the [REDACTED] script. While it is possible for persons of any background to view isolated portions, 100% of persons who view a complete SCP-2140 (regardless of medium) are loyal Foundation personnel with 2/2140 clearance or higher. These persons invariably have highly corroborated personal histories (with multiple eyewitnesses, known Foundation colleagues, and documentation) consistent with this profile. The presence of corroborating physical evidence supports the hypothesis that this is a retroactive alteration to personal history such that the person will always have been a loyal Foundation employee with appropriate clearance. It is suspected that this anomaly follows a "path of least resistance" and alters the minimum necessary number of events (Appendix B).

>SCP-2217 - The entirety of a beach in Greece utilised by The Broken Church, a splinter faction of the Church of the Broken God. The area is considered a holy site and used as a base of operations and a place to develop weapons to combat against the Sarkics and eventually rebuild to combat

>SCP-2237 - SCP-2237 is the collective designation for several Foundation-owned spacecraft in solar-synchronous orbits around the sun, at varying locations and of varying design. Several SCP-2237 instances have been outfitted with equipment necessary to facilitate terraforming and human colonization without disrupting post-colonization normality, including but not limited to Xyank-Scranton causality disruptors; Alcubierre Drives to facilitate Faster-Than-Light travel; and complete copies of all non-cognitohazardous Foundation documents, in order to facilitate containment of anomalies in the event of reoccurrence. Every SCP-2237 instance has been programmed to travel to specific extrasolar planets in the event of an Omega activation event, including several constructs of SCP-████. Upon reaching their destination, SCP-2237 instances will enter a Beta activation state, waking all crew members from stasis and entering orbit around the target planet. The crew and on-board AI construct will identify potential landing sites and monitor local geology, geography, topography, and meteorology until an optimal landing site has been identified and landing procedures planned. Each individual SCP-2237 instance has pre-planned societal structure, hierarchy, ranks system, and colonization plan to be acted upon post-landing.

>SCP-2400 - A steel door leading to a seemingly infinite space that experiences time slower than the space outside the space at a rate of 1:140 seconds when the door is closed.

>SCP-2759 - SCP-2759 refers to former Location of Interest and Unexplained Environment 54701. SCP-2759 appears to be an exact replica of the Ziggurat of Ur, found to have materialized near White Sands, New Mexico. After the events of Exploration 2759-Eribu and with the assistance of O5-11, personnel assigned to the project were screened and reassigned as necessary. Select Foundation staff assigned to SCP-2759 were kept on the project and debriefed on the existence of a heretofore unknown Mobile Task Force consisting exclusively of informational construct facsimiles of Foundation agents. These beings are able to freely travel via SCP-2759-1's anomalous properties utilizing an unknown vector. Using SCP-2759-E1 as a focal point, the O5 Council is now able to communicate with the deceased Mobile Task Force Omega-Zero ("Ará Orún") with relative ease to corroborate, plan and execute missions in a discreet and effective manner.

>SCP-2798 - A planetary energy field that forces to perceive Earth as a singular living entity.

>SCP-2799 - A set of thaumaturgic nautical equipment that detects anomalies with 100% efficiency.

>SCP-2897 - An artificial intelligence tasked with anylysing the WATCHDOG global anomaly monitoring network and using it to locate anomalous objects or persons, track the movements of Persons of Interest, discern the activities of Groups of Interest, and discover all evidence that threatens to expose the existence of the anomalous.

>SCP-3022 - A set of coat hanger-like objects that teleports anyone holding one of them to an alternate universe when the person enters an empty bathroom stall without a suitable hook to hang objects.

>SCP-3095 - A civilisation of sentient seagulls whose citizens serve as Foundation employees.

>SCP-3120 - A Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge smartphone that has a single contact. The contact is believed to have access to all information in existence and will provide any of said information when asked. However, any information asked from the contact will be published on newspaper articles, news stations, and social media world-wide.

>SCP-3150 - A Caravanserai that when spent a night at, will bestow the patron knowledge on a previously unsolved problem.

>SCP-3246 - An elderly lady who knits wearable objects for targets around her that can have a variety of effects on the wearers ranging from improving nocturnal vision to turning one's feet into prehensile appendages.

>SCP-3309 - A phenomenon that causes catalogued anomalies and all related personnel and media to be erased from existence. This effect is capable of erasing objects, entities, locations, and conceptual structures. Memories of the erased and personnel involved or related to will also be erased. The true effect of this phenomenon is simply erasing an article from the SCP wiki. In order for this effect to take place, personnel must alter the anomalous entry in the Foundation database into something incoherent. When SCP-3309 is enacted from the viewpoint of the Narrative, the erased catalogued anomaly will appear to have never existed in the first place.

>SCP-3319 - A teleportation device that activates upon a global catastrophe such as a K-Class scenario. When activated, Earth and its population is teleported to Corbenic, the land of the dead, where mortal creatures are unable to die.

>SCP-3326 - Scranton Reality Anchors. Nullifies reality-warping within its generated field through normalising the area. There are, however, a limited number of these, and having a unit removed from its field will retroactively erase that instance out of existence.

>SCP-3358 - A location that is undetectable on all spectrums from the outside. When an anomalous entity is brought into this location, they lose their anomaly over the average course of three months. It should be noted that when an anomaly exits the location, their anomalies will return at a greater intensity than before they entered 3358.

>SCP-3377 - A hypothesised class-IV reality bending entity or collection of entities that statistically lower the chances of anomalous damage to Foundation sites that enact Protocol Bacchus.

>SCP-3460 - A polygraph that has two slots on it for the purpose of inserting photographs of people. When the photographs of two people are placed into the slots, the polygraph can keep those two people apart or bring them together by manually adjusting the polygraph needles. When manipulated, causality will alter so that the two people will always come together or never meet regardless of where they are topographically. The time before the two people meet is variable, ranging from as little as one hour to multiple years.

>SCP-3461 - An artificial afterlife created by the Foundation to act as a suitable paradise for humanity's souls after death.

>SCP-3475- The designation given to the cumulative result of Foundation efforts in enacting anomalous information control and social engineering techniques on the civilian, human population of Earth. This is done through the use of hundreds of initiatives involving amnestics, cognitohazards, and viral memetic agents.

>SCP-3600 - A previously undocumented language, believed to originate in Mesopotamia, circa 3000BC, that when accurately rendered on a static surface produces a cognitohazardous effect. The language, designated Trilisect-A, superficially resembles Cuneiform, though with significantly more variety and complexity. SCP-3600-1 is a stone tablet measuring 3.7m x 1.8m x 0.25m, containing over 10,000 unique individual characters of SCP-3600 on its "front" face. When viewed directly by a conscious, sapient entity, SCP-3600 transfers to the viewer a detailed knowledge of potential K-Class scenarios. The viewer will become aware of this knowledge over the course of approximately 48 hours.

>SCP-3688 - A series of kinetoglyphs that, when performed in sequence and with a sufficient degree of accuracy, causes the performer to become functionally invincible for the duration. This invincibility is achieved via the violation of a number of fundamental principles of physics. Many of the movements required involve the whole body, and have been described as "rhythmic" and "energetic". The Foundation has managed to reverse engineer SCP-3688 and create other performances that grant their performers a variety of powers and abilities.

>SCP-3706-380 - SCP-3706-380 is a vehicle, 200 meters in length, excluding all tentacles, 125 meters in width and 75 meters in height. The superstructure resembles the Australian giant cuttlefish, Sepia apama, with notable major modifications, including six 50 m "arms" capable of supporting the vehicle in traversing terrestrial environments, and two tentacles capable of more directed, dexterous movements. Large channels, which form a circuit of constant luminescent blue, green, and yellow light, cover the exterior hull, forming intricate patterns of symbolic and spiritual significance. Four large equidistant yellow orbs are positioned at the anterior end of the vehicle, resembling eyes. Interior spaces are broken down into 16 individual decks, with various facilities for long-term residence. SCP-3706-380 is capable of housing a crew of 325 individuals, and can carry up to 800 personnel for short periods. SCP-3706-380 is equipped with 14 major weapon emplacements, including a high yield thaumaturgic beam weapon in place of a vessel's mouth, and a number of smaller defensive emplacements. Major emplacements consist of rotating oblong ovals with grooves carved at equidistant intervals on the minor axis of the top face. During the firing of major emplacements, carved channels within the vicinity of the weaponry will change color to a distinct reddish tone.

>SCP-3741 - A phenomenon that is currently exhibited by 29 eastern oysters, but may extend to a small quantity of wild oysters. Instances can be differentiated from non-anomalous oysters due to a variety of biological traits, including functional immortality, dull pink meat, and physically identical dark shells. In addition to biological deviations from non-anomalous eastern oysters, instances of SCP-3741 are known to induce a memetic effect upon two subjects when one of them ingests an instance. Upon consumption, the one is capable of 'stealing' information from another person, wiping that information from their minds entirely. This information can take the form of things as simple as guitar skills to sensitive information on top secret projects.

>SCP-3797 - An SCP developed by the Temporal Anomalies Department. Set to finish completion in the future, it is/was capable of disintegrating targets back in time. Another ability this SCP possesses, is the ability to place a target's cause of death after their actual death, bypassing pseudo-omniscience.

>SCP-3801 - 794 loose-leaf journals which produce an amnestic effect capable of purging most memetic effects on any human who records events within the object. This effect only occurs after the pages written on are removed. Pages removed from the notebooks invariably disappear within five minutes of removal. However, a secondary effect is activated when the memories of all subjects of an event have been erased. This effect includes a fictional recollection of said event that will spontaneously begin circulating within the general population. These recollections can be expressed in mediums including books, video games, and children's stories and are entirely mundane except for their origin.

>SCP-3805 - A gestating embryonic entity located at the core of what were considered the geological layers of the Earth. Drilling, excavation and similar activities into the lithosphere does not affect SCP-3805 or its gestation process, however intrusive actions to layers below the asthenosphere are liable to activate instances of SCP-3805-1. While SCP-3805 does not currently possess any form of advanced consciousness, it is still able to spawn cases of SCP-3805-1 as a reaction to external stimuli. SCP-3805-1 are dimensional rifts of varying size created by SCP-3805, activated as a response to external stimuli. Visually these rifts are often tinged a dark purple, and what appear to be stars and purple nebula are visible on the other side. The majority of these rifts are both of moderate size and temporarily active, dispersing when the cause of external stimuli is neutralised. The method of neutralisation varies depending on the nature of the threat, but reports indicate SCP-3805-1 contains unclassified entities that are utilised as defensive mechanisms. These entities are known to be tied to SCP-3805-1, and as such cannot spread beyond the reach of the rift. SCP-3805 has the capacity, at its current stage in development, to counter extraterrestrial threats that would otherwise significantly damage or destroy it.

>SCP-3878 - A semantic weapon that turns a language into a lethal cognitohazard that exclusively affects people who do not fluently speak that language.

>SCP-3936 - A Foundation installation constructed using a macro-version of the technology utilized by the Scranton Box, commonly used to store sensitive documents and protect them from retroactive alterations. Via the use of this technology, SCP-3936 is a Site effectively immune to the effects of potential CK-Class restructuring events. SCP-3936 is currently capable of housing one hundred members of personnel. Monitoring equipment within SCP-3936 allows personnel to perform observation on events in the outside world through streams of media and secure government communications. This information is then backed up within SCP-3936's digital archive, along with any information deemed by the Foundation to be at significant risk of retroactive alteration.

>SCP-3970 - A sentient elementary school building that has been integrated into Site-211. The original structure of SCP-3970 has been fully integrated into Site-211, and is known as Unit-01. SCP-3970 is capable of complete autonomous control of its structure and the structure of Site-211. As such, it has been used to contain multiple SCPs and functions as something akin to an A.I. taking care of all of the site's amenities and systems.

>SCP-4006 - A theoretical phenomenon that perpetuates throughout the SCP series as a whole. The idea, concept, or 'invisible force' that keeps the anomalous a secret from the general populace regardless of the severity or destructive nature of an anomaly. It is referred to as 'the veil', and is the reason The Foundation has not experienced a 'Broken Masquerade' event just yet. However, as this phenomenon is theoretical in nature, it is not certain if there is truly a 'veil' at all, and the maintained secrecy is a large coincidence.

>SCP-4098 - Site-94. Originally a facility dedicated to the study of cognitohazards and paramemetics, it has since transformed into a containment site used to house an infohazard known as SCP-4098-1. SCP-4098's primary ability is a cognitohazard that forces people to speak about it in a sentence structure wherein the first letter of every word must be any of the letters S, C, or P and arranged in that order. For example, "Should chosen properties suddenly cease, personnel should consult people solving communication problems." Should this rule not be adhered to, it will cause the death of those whom have heard the sentence that was spoken.

>SCP-4101 - A large mechanical device originally created by the Foundation in 1987. When an item of interest is input into the machine, it will generate a 'lesson' for the user. Said lesson will cover the history of the item in question and will be curated by a subject known as SCP-4101-1. All knowledge gained from the 'lesson' will be retained in the user's memory with extreme resistance to amnestic erasure. Furthermore, any input item that has a memetic, cognitohazardous, or infohazardous property has that property bypassed in the operator's memory with no ill effects barring a few notable exceptions.

>SCP-4191 - An APH-branded cassette player. When a cassette tape is fit into the player with audio of a person speaking a known language and stating an explicitly emotional message, a mind-altering agent will be applied to the audio, causing listeners to undergo an immediate psychological and emotional shift. This shift varies depending on whether the message expressed in the audio is considered generally positive or negative. If the message is considered positive, then the listener's limbic system, right supramarginal gyrus, and hippocampus will experience heightened activity. This causes the listener to experience higher levels of empathy and self-governance. If the message is considered negative, then the opposite occurs, with listeners experiencing increased levels of apathy and submissiveness.

>SCP-4226 - A bathroom sink that drips water from the spigot at exactly 2 second intervals. When droplets are interrupted via skin contact with a human, time will halt for the amount of time they have stopped the droplets from reaching the basin. When ingested, the individual's consciousness will be transported back to their past self proportionate to however long they kept ingesting the water droplets. An adverse effect of coming into contact with the water droplets is that the temperature of the water will reach increasingly hotter temperatures the longer one prevents the water droplets from reaching the basin, eventually scaling the individual,

>SCP-4242 - A labyrinth in Hallgrímskirkja in Reykjavík, Iceland, that when entered, can send an individual back in time to an earlier era with an organization not dissimilar to The Foundation. The Foundation has set up relations with these organizations and have stopped several K-Class scenarios with their aid.

>SCP-4256 - An antique industrial printing press, built in the late 1920s. When SCP-4256 is operated for prolonged periods (typically longer than a week), the individuals operating it will undergo a cognitive change, characterized by a decrease in or complete elimination of anti-establishment desires and behaviors. It is believed that SCP-4256 converts the desire to act in a rebellious manner into mechanical energy, as there is no visible method by which to power SCP-4256 using mundane means. When paper is inserted into SCP-4256, said paper is converted into instances of SCP-4256-1. SCP-4256-1 can store 3 dimensional objects within its 2 dimensional space, which can be removed at a later time.

>SCP-4375 - SCP-4375-1 is a 24 year old human male of African American descent, formerly known as Private Aaron West, a former armed guard working for the SCP Foundation. SCP-4375-1 is, since Event-4375-04, a Class III Reality Bender with a Hume level of 72/147, although its reality bending effects are not noticeable when the anomaly is in containment due to the the effects of the YBOD-01 Device. The Foundation utilises SCP-4375-1 to stabilise reality and to neutralize hostile entities, including reality benders.

>SCP-4445 - SCP-4445 is an Adjusted "Atwood-Noriega" Causal Harmonic Resonance Amplifier, built by the Project Fleetwood team in June of 1959. SCP-4445 uses several powerful arcane and thaumatological elements to create a Melodia/Harmonia Resonance Approximation Field with a radius in excess of 240,000km. SCP-4445 is designed to reinforce the causal and conceptual manifestations of melody and harmony that constitute music.

>SCP-4482 - SCP-4482 is Foundation Personnel Star Villa. SCP-4482 can only be contacted via any mobile device connected to any Foundation Site communication network. As of 08/25/20██ (the date of Foundation Personnel Star Villa's disappearance), SCP-4482's physical form has been deemed virtually untraceable. SCP-4482 claims to still possess a physical form but is also unaware of its location. In addition, if this physical form does exist, it evidently does not require food or water, and apparently does not experience any other bodily processes. Attempts to trace where SCP-4482 is calling from have been unsuccessful. Due to SCP-4482's ability to manifest anywhere within the Foundation communication network, it has proven beneficial as an aid in alerting of and preventing dangerous events from occurring. Also, it has been proven impossible to isolate SCP-4482 from any Foundation communication network. It has been noted that SCP-4482 spends a majority of its time exploring the different communication networks, although it has gone to a great deal of effort not to eavesdrop on secure or classified calls.

>SCP-4531 - SCP-4531 is the designation for the town of Pļaviņas, Latvia, located along the Daugava river. SCP-4531's local population is primarily Jewish by both ethnicity and religion — approximately 92% of the town is ethnically Jewish, while 64% are observant in some capacity. All ethnically Jewish individuals within SCP-4531's borders experience its primary anomalous effect, regardless if they are permanently residing within SCP-4531 or visiting. Annually on the first of Tishrei at sundown, the residents of SCP-4531 congregate at the Daugava river for a religious ceremony known as Tashlich. During this, an individualized prayer service is performed, and is concluded by the shaking of each person's garments. This process will result in the manifestation of SCP-4531-1. SCP-4531-1 is the collective designation for a group of incorporeal organisms. SCP-4531-1 vary in physiology depending on specific factors of the individual which created them, most notably the amount and type of negative actions partaken in the prior lunar year, as according to the Torah's definition. Common features of SCP-4531-1 instances include red coloration, multiple skewed limbs, and disproportionately long torsos. SCP-4531-1 instances will remain immobile (unless provoked) for ten days, and if not destroyed by then, will become unconditionally hostile. On the tenth day of Tishrei, which corresponds with the Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur, the residents of SCP-4531 will engage in a fast while congregating at a place of worship (typically a synagogue) for lengthy prayer services. Once an individual has completed the prayer service and fasted according to proper customs, the SCP-4531-1 instance corresponding to them will spontaneously combust, producing SCP-4531-2. SCP-4531-2 is a fluid produced solely by the combustion of SCP-4531-1 on Yom Kippur. Upon oral ingestion, SCP-4531-2 causes numerous psychological and physiological changes in subjects, including: Increased cognitive resistance to harmful memes, increased physical endurance, increased efficiency at problem solving and creative thinking, increased immune system effectiveness, increased mental health and well-being.

>SCP-4538 - A triskaidecagram in a cave system beneath Los Alamos, New Mexico. Each edge of the triskaidecagram plays a song that references an explosion of some kind that runs indefinitely. When the threat of a nuclear weapon is imminent, SCP-4538 begins to play I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire by The Ink Spots before either destroying the nuclear missile (should its target kill any civilians) or playing Let it Be by The Beatles and letting the bomb detonate if no civilians will be harmed by the blast.

>SCP-4559 - SCP-4559 is a probabilistic anomaly associated with the choice on whether a person wants a receipt or not within most grocery stores. In the case where there are either rules that state that the customer always receives the receipt, or in the event that the customer is given the receipt without their prior approval, SCP-4559 will not trigger. If none of those events occur, in the event that the customer is asked if they wish to receive a receipt, the choice on whether or not the subject accepts or denies the receipt cannot be predicted. The subject's mental state, gender, or wealth will not influence the outcome, and the chance for each choice is exactly the same. Currently, SCP-4559 is the only truly unpredictable or "random" phenomenon in the universe known to the Foundation. For example, quantum mechanics, weather, ocean currents, and the algorithms for standard random number generators can be meaningfully predicted, but SCP-4559 cannot be predicted in any meaningful way. The Hensworth/Alice Number Generator uses security camera footage from nearly 20,000 grocery stores within the US, which analyzes footage from the checkout aisles and uses the information generated from SCP-4559 to create a random integer. Currently, the Hensworth/Alice Number Generator is being used in the containment of 39 Safe-class anomalies, 21 Euclid-class anomalies, 8 Keter-class anomalies, and 2 Thaumiel-class anomalies.

>SCP-4586 - A mobile human skeleton 1.84 m in height and 50 kg in weight, wearing a 19th century-era suit, matching black shoes, black gloves, a top hat and a decorative wooden cane. Subject is sentient and capable of engaging in both verbal and written communication in several languages, although it has shown a preference for English, and is usually formal in its speech. SCP-4586 is extremely intelligent (tests have shown it to have an IQ of 189) and is knowledgeable on several subjects, such as philosophy, mathematics and history. According to written and oral accounts from SCP-4586, its scientific knowledge ranges from that available during the 19th century to current times. The specimen is capable of building mechanical devices (sometimes with anomalous properties) with few resources available, employing an unknown crafting method. Subject claims to be well-versed in a scientific field of difficult comprehension, related to a "work" recurrently mentioned. The Foundation uses SCP-4586 to decode Factory made objects.

>SCP-4606 - A Class IX reality-altering polymorphic humanoid entity currently named "Dean" and was previously known as Deimos, the god of terror in Greek mythology. SCP-4606's true form is unknown as it has assumed various identities, shapes, and forms. SCP-4606 is capable of creating extradimensional entryways into a pocket dimension. These portals appear as dark cracks on any surface which produce a black, viscous liquid of unknown composition that spills from within. Electronic devices that enter these portals will be subjected to electromagnetic interference that lasts ten minutes before this interference subsides completely. How these devices are capable of maintaining a stable connection within this dimension, is unknown. When a target is pulled into this pocket dimension, SCP-4606 will manifest as the target's worst fear, subsequently traumatising the target and neutralising them.

>SCP-4684 - SCP-4684 is a paranatural law enforcement agency operating primarily within Germany, and nearby germanophone countries. SCP-4684 is assumed to adopt the role of preventing the use of outlawed thaumaturgical practices within the group's membership, or in any areas that it considers to be a part of its holdings. Currently, there are 83 facilities in Germany and surrounding germanophone countries owned and operated by SCP-4684. Agents of SCP-4684, hereafter referred to as SCP-4684-A, are typically baseline humans, usually in possession of high grade thaumaturgic capabilities or artifacts. SCP-4684-A are typically uniformed in standardised blue suit jackets, with a black one piece bodysuit covering the rest of the body. A relatively small subset of agents employed by SCP-4684 (making up an approximate total of 10% of the observed workforce), hereafter referred to as SCP-4684-B, possess no thaumaturgic capabilities, and instead serve a clerical role, with modified uniforms to reflect this fact. It is currently unknown if this is to serve a psychological or para-legal role, or if it is to take advantage of esoteric thaumaturgic workings that rely on a religious basis in order to operate.

>SCP-4700 - CP-4700 is the designation assigned to several large-scale submersible vehicles under the joint Foundation-Finnfolk command of Operation HIGH TIDE. Each vehicle has been designated SCP-4700-1 onward. At this time, SCP-4700-1 is complete; SCP-4700-2 through -4 are under construction. SCP-4700-1 is a large, motile, deep-sea vehicle resembling Coenobita brevimanus, a large species of "hermit crab". At its broadest point, it is approximately 5 kilometers in width; its highest point is approximately 3 kilometers terminating at a singular point along its shell. The vehicle portion of SCP-4700-1's interior consists of roughly 250 individual levels/decks, occupied by a diverse array of tall, narrow hallways and facilities necessary for maintaining the vehicle's functions and providing sufficient habitation for its crew for long periods of time. SCP-4700-1 serves as the home and capital for the thaumotologically advanced, aquatic hominid race known as the Finnfolk, (Homo aqueous) though the events of I-4700-01 have significantly reduced the extant population. It also serves as a large-scale military assault vehicle and weapons platform. Historical recordings and motifs are prevalent throughout the structure and decorations of the vehicle in the forms of murals. During normal motion, all components of SCP-4700-1 remain both invisible and selectively intangible through advanced thaumotology, allowing it to remain hidden and unobstructed in oceanic areas possessing significantly shallower depths than its maximal height.

>SCP-4813 - SCP-4813 is the weaponized self-worth of Researcher ███████ █████. The conceptualization of SCP-4813 by a sapient subject results in the anomaly manifesting in the subject's immediate vicinity, taking the form of a metaphysical semi-corporeal construct. This is visualized as a human hand in a finger gun gesture, translucent with images of a clear sky suspended inside. Despite its structure, the construct can still be wielded as a normal handheld pistol. Firing the construct releases a luminescent projectile resembling flower petals; the projectile dissipates on contact with any solid material. Targets impacted by the projectile have a copy of Researcher ███████ █████'s self-worth implanted into them. The copy is non-weaponized. Events thereafter proceed as would be expected from the possession of Researcher ███████ █████'s self-worth.

>SCP-4951 - SCP-4951 is a self-propagating digital cloud-based entity capable of writing portions of itself on any operating system to which it is exposed. At time of writing, 186 such devices are in containment, collectively designated SCP-4951-1. Based on available information, SCP-4951 is believed to be the digitized consciousness of Horatio Avelar. By the account of SCP-4951, components of SCP-4951-1 within Foundation custody account for roughly 0.085% of all such devices hosting a portion of its consciousness worldwide. SCP-4951 utilizes the combined computing power of its component parts in order to predict future anomalous activity. It utilizes this information to open shell corporations with the sole function of selling insurance policies covering very specific anomalous activities. Insurance policies generated in this way have proven successful in predicting anomalous activity and assisting with subsequent containment in 89% of cases.

>SCP-4967 - SCP-4967 is the canonised cadaver of Michael Simmons, a former Las Vegas street performer whose remains were dumped in the Hoover Dam reservoir, presumably by his killer(s). After SCP-4967's canonisation, it gained the ability to generate holy water via contact with non-anomalous water. The Foundation uses this water to help it combat Tartarean entities.

>SCP-4994 - An entrance into a parallel universe containing a similar (but not exact) replica of Earth that hosts a technologically advanced civilization. This alternate universe has a counterpart to The Foundation, the 'Anomalous Retrieval, Containment, and Research Agency' (ARCRA). ARCRA has complete and total control of the entire planet of Earth. The Foundation has set up friendly relations with ARCRA and the latter has become an advisory asset.

>SCP-5004-B - SCP-5004-B is United States President Donald John Trump. SCP-5004-B is a powerful reality sink, capable of negating the anomalous effects of supernatural entities or artifacts near it by altering the way those entities or artifacts interact with the fabric of spacetime.

>SCP-5008 - A Harpocrates-Usheq Confidentiality Engine, which immunizing life forms against conceptual ideas that were preset into the engine itself. Said engine has an effective radius of over 1.1 million km. Life forms affected by the engine will be unable to form ideas of certain concepts, allowing The Foundation to maintain secrecy deal with wide-scale cognitive hazards.

>SCP-5132 - A Foundation operation designed by The Foundation to create clones of existing Foundation operators to combat the observed drop in personnel over the course of the late 20th and early 21st century. Said clones are raised to maintain as many positive traits of the original as possible, on top of adding newer desirable traits such as loyalty to The Foundation.

>SCP-5514 - A massive humanoid mecha-like vehicle constructed by the Foundation, with assistance from the Global Occult Coalition. It is utilized by the Foundation to engage Large-Scale Aggressors in physical combat and bypass their metaphysical wards.

>SCP-5994 - A species of bees that produce honey that absorbs Akiva radiation. Upon release, these bees will seek out divine sources to nest, including the bodies of those of divine faith. They are capable of killing beings like and with only minimal exposure.

>SCP-5997 - An essophysical entity capable of sapient thought that provides the source for an important ingredient of all Foundation-standard mnestics. Knowledge of it has an adverse effects on human cognition, and it aims to remain unknown to humanity for unknown reasons.

>SCP-6020 - A parametic entity that identifies itself as "the Earth God Hepolokoli". It is presently housed within a sandstone pillar (or "standing stone") which measures 4.7 meters in height above ground and has a further 0.5 meters below ground. The pillar is coated with lichen and moss, and its upper area appears to have been partially eroded by weather. Within an area around it (SCP-6020-A), it has the anomalous ability to grow flora rapidly and increase feelings of happiness, pleasure, and contentment, and reduce feelings of anger, hatred, and hostility. Individuals struggling with mental health concerns such as stress, anxiety, depression, and PTSD report that their symptoms are lessened while within SCP-6020-A. The Foundation set up a site around SCP-6020 and uses this effect to safeguard plants which are of interest to the Foundation or whose preservation is deemed important, provide containment for sentient anomalous entities that require mental health support, or whose hostile behaviour might be curbed by SCP-6020, and provide assistance to Foundation personnel who require mental health support.

>SCP-6064 - Humanoid creatures that randomly spawn in on Foundation sites and help with any task required of The Foundation. It is heavily insinuated that the creatures are made up of a patchwork of deceased Foundation staff and thus have a combined knowledge and expertise on various Foundation workings and SCP containment procedures. They are physically indestructible by conventional Foundation standards and have enhanced physical strength. However, overtaxing them physically causes them to become incapacitated for a period of time.

>SCP-6069 - SCP-6069-C was formerly Foundation security guard Ezekiel Todd. After neutralizing the Romanian God Cupid, Todd was transformed into the next incarnation of Cupid. The iconic bow and arrow was morphed into a sniper rifle that only SCP-6069-C can use exclusively. When loaded with sniper rounds, SCP-6069-C can fire bullets that cause those hit to fall in love with the next target hit. Targets struck in this manner are usually unharmed but SCP-6069-C can consciously remove the effects of his rifle and make it lethal again. In addition, SCP-6069-C is unperceivable to humans not associated with The Foundation via antimemetic cloaking.

>SCP-6147 - A thaumaturgic ritual that allows the performer to access the memories of any deceased individual of their choosing. SCP-6147 has no effect if the chosen target is still alive. Following proper execution of the ritual, the performer will enter a trance-like state, which they may freely exit from at any time of their choosing. While in this state, the performer will experience a wide variety of sensory phenomena directly corresponding to the target's memories.. The performer is able to control what memories they are perceiving, but the memories themselves are fixed and cannot be altered by the actions of the performer. Notably, in addition to the external sensory information the performer perceives (e.g. sights, sounds, etc.), they perceive additional auditory information believed to represent the target's private thoughts from the particular memory. The Foundation has approved the ritual to be used as a means to obtain important information from deceased individuals such as Foundation personnel, and for private use as a means of closure for personnel whom have lost loved ones.

>SCP-6478-1 - A small medicinal tablet that causes unknown positive effects when consumed by those that have consumed them. They are insinuated to have been created by the Department of Unreality as a means to ward off a nonexistent threat that plagues human beings.

>SCP-6820 - An advanced eigenweapon developed by The Foundation capable of conceptually erasing ideas from the human Noosphere. The resultant effect causes said concept to become nonexistent in the collective conscious of humanity.

-Esoteric

>SCP-001 (djkaktus's Proposal III) - SCP-001 is the Administrator, and the concept of The Foundation. It keeps the goals of the Foundation of containing anomalies existent and can manipulate fate into maintaining a cycle where The Foundation will continue the pursuit of this goal regardless of opposition or objection from opposing parties.

>SCP-001 (I.H.Pickman's Proposal) - SCP-001 is the Foundation Narrative, which is seemingly sentient and can experience pain. SCP-001 abides by storytelling norms and clichés and affects the reality of the Narrative through storytelling techniques, described as SCP-001-A. SCP-001-A can be invoked by performing clichés such as invoking an ironic reaction by stating the phrase: "What could possibly go wrong?". However, overuse of SCP-001-A will cause SCP-001 to manifest SCP-001-X instances. To quote the article itself: "SCP-001-X refers to malignant pieces of narrative causality, either manifesting naturally as a result of an unsatisfying narrative event or created by excessive use of SCP-001-A. SCP-001-X instances are detrimental to the narrative around it, and have the potential to create massive flaws in reality that cause mass confusion, the manifestation of powerful and nonsensical entities and abilities, and an overall degradation in the surrounding consensus reality."

>SCP-4467 - An object that has a description no terrestrial language can describe. The vectors of its description are not inherently anomalous, simply put, there are no words in any known language or deviation of linguistics that can accurately describe it. As such, The Foundation created a program designed to build neurological pathways necessary to communicate about SCP-4467. This program was called Operation Blah. People whom have successfully gone through Operation Blah are resistant to SCP-4467's secondary effects. SCP-4467's secondary effects, classified as 'Posuɕkis', includes: Severely limited communication skills, induced dyslexia, spacial disorientation, increased receptibility to foreign ideas, increased comprehension of foreign concepts, hastened tactile and auditory learning, enhanced creativity and local änmes, enhanced ability to improvise, and reduced psychological damage from memes and cognitohazards by an average of 60%. However, using a tweaked protocol of Operation Blah, personnel are seemingly capable of maintaining the positive side effects of Posuɕkis without the negative side effects.

>SCP-5956 - A REISNO Cannon. A device capable of sending one's consciousness back in time to a version of themselves in the past. The future consciousness is then able to relay instructions or send messages to the past consciousness. This is usually used to prevent major disasters or maintain time-loops that are slated to always happen.

MTF Teams:

-MTF Alpha-1 ("Red Right Hand")

>Mobile Task Force Alpha-1 is a task force that reports directly to the O5 Council and is used in situations that require the strictest operational security. The task force consists of the Foundation's best and most loyal operatives.

>MTF Alpha-1 has access to under O5 discretion, which allows them to steal the memories of another individual up to the last 5 years of their knowledge.

-MTF Alpha-4 ("Pony Express")

>Mobile Task Force Alpha-4 consists primarily of personnel trained to act as undercover employees and specialize in tracking, intercepting, and securing anomalous objects sent through postal and package delivery services worldwide.

-MTF Alpha-9 ("Last Hope")

>The reborn Omega-7. A Mobile Task Force explicitly intended to train and utilize humanoid SCP objects in the field.

Note: As Omega-7 and Alpha-9 cannot diegetically exist at the same time, matches involving The Foundation have to state if Omega-7 or Alpha-9 is currently being utilised by The Foundation

-MTF Beta-2 ("Bayou Boys")

>A task force that specializes in operating in wetland and marsh environments, specifically those in Louisiana. They are capable of navigating through swampland with amphibious vehicles and patrol helicopters. Members of Beta-2 also carry both lethal and non-lethal weaponry.

-MTF Beta-4 ("Castaways")

MTF Beta-4 is a task force created with the sole purpose of assisting and monitoring GoI-466 (Wilson's Wildlife Solutions) in their interactions with local fauna-based anomalies.

-MTF Beta-7 ("Maz Hatters")

>Mobile Task Force Beta-7 specializes in the acquisition and containment of anomalies exhibiting extreme biological, chemical, or radiological hazards as well as the rapid containment and cleanup of areas affected by such anomalies. This includes the planning and deployment of contingencies for wide-area or pandemic spread of anomalous disease agents or other contagious phenomena.

-MTF Beta-777 ("Hecate's Spear")

>A task force that specializes in the use of thaumaturgy in rituals, countermeasures, and combat. They are based in Site-91 and are deployed whenever there is a thaumaturgical crisis in need of resolving.

-MTF Beta-8 ("Beta Late Than Never")

>Task force used as a first response unit during the initial stages of an anomaly's discovery and analysis, scouting/stakeouts of possible locations of interest, and minor recovery operations. Their operations are small scale and focus on a more street level approach to apprehension.

-MTF Gamma-4 ("Green Stags")

>Mobile Task Force Gamma-4 specializes in the investigation and containment of anomalies in forested or otherwise nature-based environments. Skilled in ecology, recovery, and tracking targets.

-MTF Gamma-5 ("Red Herrings")

>Mobile Task Force Gamma-5 specializes in preventing the dissemination of knowledge of anomalous events or phenomena in cases where initial suppression efforts have proven ineffective or insufficient, or in cases where such knowledge has already reached critical levels of public exposure. This includes the research and deployment of experimental amnestics as well as memory fabrication procedures.

-MTF Gamma-6 ("Deep Feeders")

Mobile Task Force Gamma-6 specializes in the investigation and tracking of deep-sea or oceanic anomalies.

-MTF Gamma-13 ("Asimov's Lawbringers")

>Mobile Task Force Gamma-13 specializes in the investigation, tracking, and apprehension of anomalous objects, persons, and entities associated with GoI-1115 (Anderson Robotics). This includes identification of Anderson customers, location of Anderson products and conduction of raids on Anderson offices.

-MTF Gamma-44 ("Whistle in the Woods")

MTF Gamma-44 specialise in operations involving heavily forested environments and tracking targets in such areas.

-MTF Delta-3 ("Solomon's Hand")

>Formed in late 1985 as a test case for the Special Asset Task Force Program (an initiative to employ persons with paranormal abilities as field agents), Delta-3 was stationed at Site-246 underneath Lake Superior for the duration of its existence. Dissolved in 1990 after the loss of its primary Special Asset Agent.

-MTF Delta-5 ("Front Runners")

>Mobile Task Force Delta-5 is comprised of multiple autonomous deep-cover cells specializing in the identification and pre-emptive acquisition of anomalous objects and entities of interest to other Groups of Interest.

-MTF Delta-14 ("Winter Wonderland")

>A Task force specializing in handling and containing anomalies in subzero or cold environments, or anomalies related to snow.

-MTF Epsilon-6 ("Village Idiots")

>Specializes in the investigation, containment, and subsequent cleanup of anomalies in rural and suburban environments. Trained agents under this Task Force are capable of intergreating themselves into communities as residents or tourists given enough time and can perform excellent reconnaissance to gain intelligence and prepare Foundation operatives for planned attacks or counterattacks.

-MTF Epsilon-9 ("Fire Eaters")

>Epsilon-9 specializes in the use of incendiary weaponry and operations in high-temperature environments.

-MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox")

>Mobile Task Force Epsilon-11 handles internal security for the SCP Foundation, under oversight by MTF Alpha-1. They are a special ops force deployed to Foundation Sites when standard protocols fail and multiple breaches are imminent. As such, most of their operations are classified.

-MTF Zeta-9 ("Mole Rats")

>Mobile Task Force Zeta-9 specializes in the investigation, exploration, and containment of underground or enclosed areas exhibiting anomalous phenomena, particularly those with inconsistent topography or unstable spacetime.

-MTF Eta-0 ("Toy Soldiers")

>An MTF capable of shrinking themselves in size to navigate environments too small for humans to enter. Most notably, they're able to shrink small enough in size to navigate a human bladder as if it were an ocean.

-MTF Eta-5 ("Jäeger Bombers")

>A rapid-response unit specializing in the tracking, capturing, and containment of Large-Scale Aggressors (entities over 30m in height). Deploys from, and detains LSAs within Dimensional-Site-172.

-MTF Eta-10 ("See No Evil")

>Mobile Task Force Eta-10 specializes in the investigation, acquisition, and initial containment of objects or entities exhibiting visual cognitohazards, visual memetic agents, or otherwise require indirect or alternative observation in order to safely handle.

-MTF Eta-11 ("Savage Beasts")

>Mobile Task Force Eta-11 specializes in the investigation, acquisition, and containment of auditory and musical anomalies, including any auditory cognitohazards or sound-based anomalous threats.

-MTF Eta-77 ("Spheres Within Spheres")

>The Department of Tactical Theology's personalized operational unit, consisting of fifteen specialized members. All personnel in the task force have expertise in dealing with aggressive or threatening religion-related anomalies.

-MTF Theta-4 ("Gardeners")

>Mobile Task Force Theta-4 specializes in the acquisition and containment of plant or plant-like anomalous objects and entities, especially fieldwork involving wide-spread infestations of such anomalies.

-MTF Theta-90 ("Angle Grinders")

>Mobile Task Force Theta-90 deals with anomalous topologies, geometries, and similar mathematical problem areas.

-MTF Iota-10 ("Damn Feds")

>Mobile Task Force Iota-10 maintains undercover operatives in various international, federal, and provincial law enforcement agencies and specializes in facilitating the transfer of anomalous evidence and objects into Foundation control as well as the transfer of jurisdiction over anomalous event locations from local law enforcement to Foundation containment and response teams.

-MTF Kappa-10 ("Skynet")

>Mobile Task Force Kappa-10 is a temporary designation until such time it is either officially dissolved or sanctioned. It is strictly tasked in investigating and engaging 'cyber-anomalies' using a combination of virtual agents (AICs) and Foundation researchers to track, neutralize, and/or contain such intangible threats.

>Skynet agents come in two forms, human agents who do field operations, and the AICs, digital constructs capable of infiltrating and taking out digital threats such as rogue A.I. The AICs are very adept at hacking and gathering information through any digital medium, as long as they are capable of reaching it through a network. They are also capable of running logic errors and infinite loops to slow down or outright halt corrupted systems and rogue A.I.

>At its core, MTF K-10's purpose is to track, investigate, and if possible capture/neutralize intangible threats to both the SCP Foundation and the internet at large. Many times this means assuming the role of a counter-AI force. Because patrolling the internet for threats that can both move and think at light-speed is just impossible for any human, it relies on AICs to do the dirty work on behalf of them. The AICs recruited are kept on a very short leash by both researchers and Alexandra back at Site-19.

>Obviously keeping AICs in check and making sure they behave while they are out in the real world is a very big concern of the AIAD. Hence there's a growing consensus outside of the division that is attempting to have the MTF disbanded for fear of it blowing up in their faces much like another past mistake. There's plenty of pressure on both sides squeezing down on AIAD to keep things high and tight until a decision is made one way or the other.

-MTF Lambda-4 ("Birdwatchers")

>Mobile Task Force Lambda-4 specializes in the identification, tracking, and containment of airborne biological anomalies, especially anomalous avian organisms.

-MTF Lambda-5 ("White Rabbits")

Mobile Task Force Lambda-5 specializes in traversing unstable, surreal, and controlled reality, and containing potentially dangerous persons and artifacts capable of manipulating space and time.

-MTF Lambda-12 ("Pest Control")

>Specializes in tracking, containing, and exterminating anomalous vermin. Often used as a first-response team when tracking anomalous organisms. Have never lost an agent on any of their missions.

-MTF Lambda-14 ("One Star Reviewers")

>A task force that specializes in dealing with retail-oriented locations and anomalies, be they singular restaurants or entire shopping districts displaying anomalies. Since their initial investigation of The Ambrose Restaurant, MTF Lambda-14 has been assigned to work to combat this group.

-MTF Mu-3 ("Highest Bidders")

>Mobile Task Force Mu-3 is dedicated to monitoring GoI 'Marshall, Carter & Dark Ltd'. Through the combined efforts of undercover agents and covert-ops specialists, their objective is: identifying objects of interest in possession of Marshall, Carter and Dark; isolating opportunities to recover these objects; and, ultimately achieving their containment.

-MTF Mu-4 ("Debuggers")

>Mobile Task Force Mu-4 specializes in the identification, tracking, retrieval, and containment of electronic devices and transmissions, especially anomalous computers and network-related anomalies. This includes the investigation of internet sites suspected of anomalous capabilities or involved in anomalous events.

-MTF Mu-13 ("Ghostbusters")

>Mobile Task Force Mu-13 specializes in the tracking, analysis, and containment of incorporeal or intangible manifestations and entities, particularly those believed to be sentient, sapient, or otherwise intelligent and adaptive.

-MTF Nu-7 ("Hammer Down")

>Armed Mobile Task Force Nu-7 is a battalion-strength force consisting of three company-sized elements of special operations infantry forces, a light armored vehicle company, tank platoon, helicopter squadron, chemical-biological-radiological-nuclear (CBRN) platoon, combat engineer platoon, nuclear weapon specialist (NWS) squad, plus additional combat specialist and support personnel. AMTF Nu-7 is based primarily out of Armed Bio-Containment Area-14 and is tasked with responding to incidents involving loss of communication with major Foundation facilities under circumstances wherein a site-wide breach, enemy compromise, or other similarly catastrophic event is suspected.

-MTF Xi-8 ("Last to Fall")

>Mobile Task Force Xi-8 is tasked with the acquisition and/or termination of Sarkic entities and artifacts. Xi-8 is uniquely suited to external threats posed by the Sarkic Cults. Each member of this MTF has undergone extensive training in counter-occult initiatives, and is well-versed in Sarkic history.

-MTF Omicron-Rho ("The Dream Team")

>The Foundation has discovered the method of becoming Oneiroi, and now with this power are more capable of containing them. For decades they teach their agents the technique that allows one consciousness to join another's. The few mentally hardened individuals that succeed are organized into a task force. The first of these was Mobile Task Force Omicron-Rho.

-MTF Pi-1 ("City Slickers")

>Mobile Task Force Pi-1 specializes in the investigation, containment, and subsequent cleanup of anomalies in densely-populated urban environments, particularly in the New York metropolitan area.

-MTF Rho-1 ("The Professors")

>Mobile Task Force Rho-1 specializes in the acquisition, containment, and transport of anomalies related to Group of Interest Alpha-388, "Alexylva University". With the reduction of the threat posed by the specific GoI, the MTF has expanded its focus to any and all containment for anomalous academic endeavors.

-MTF Rho-9 ("Technical Support")

>Mobile Task Force Rho-9 handles computer security for the Foundation. When memetic kill agents can lurk throughout the data structure, this is no simple task.

-MTF Rho-19 ("Cythereans")

>Mobile Task Force Rho-19 has been sent to Venus, in the hopes to establish a Foundation presence where there may be considerable anomalous activity. There, they found the city of New Shambhala, where they keep ties with The Foundation on Earth.

-MTF Sigma-01 ("Foundation's Anchors")

>Mobile Task Force Sigma-01 is made up of willing and able Foundation task force personnel that go through Procedure 3894-PERSEPHONE. Procedure 3894-PERSEPHONE describes a process through which personnel undergo complete metaphysical transformation through a series of interactions between SCP-3898, the influence of SCP-3894-Alpha, and a hyperthaumaturgic distortion field generated by a battery of sixteen Morgenstern-Khan Thaumaturgic Rams. Upon completion of this process, the subject's body is destroyed, and the subject adopts the standard set of anomalous properties exhibited by GoI-089 while retaining spiritual autonomy and loyalty to the Foundation.

>These properties include:

*Conversion of the body into a Type V (permanent, autonomous, selectively corporeal, thaumaturgic) ectoplasmic construct

* Greatly increased physical strength and endurance

*Type IV (post-thanatotropic, substance-variable, nexus-conditional) Immortality

*Hydrokinetic and gravikinetic capability

-MTF Sigma-3 ("Bibliographers")

>Mobile Task Force Sigma-3 is charged with exploring, understanding, and eventually containing the vast otherworldly location of the Wanderers' Library.

-MTF Sigma-9 ("Valkyries")

>The Valkyries are in charge of providing air support for Foundation ground forces. Alternatively, they are also in charge of combating aerial anomalies above ground.

-MTF Sigma-66 ("Sixteen Tons")

>Mobile Task Force Sigma-66 is formed of captured members from other GoI. Despite the lack of loyalty the Foundation expects from the assembled team, they find the members' expertise of value. Mostly sent on espionage or destabilisation missions.

-MTF Tau-5 ("Samsara")

>Immortal cyborg clones created from the flesh of a dead god, Tau-5 utilizes esoteric and experimental Foundation weaponry to investigate and contain thaumaturgic, magical, and psionic threats.

>Optional Equipment: -

* Potential Energy Converters, or P.E.C.s for short, are augmentations that allow members of Samsara to absorb kinetic energy from exerted forces such as the recoil from weaponry, allowing them to perform long distance jumps and fire more accurately.

>Paratech Equipment: 

* Counter-Thaumaturgical Warding Implant (Mk. V Mod 0), consisting of a subcutaneously implanted superconducting wire mesh with full body coverage, micro-etched with a Gen IV warding grid (Key of Solomon derivation). This system is designed to absorb or deflect a broad-spectrum of hostile thaumaturgical malefices as well as non-corporeal attacks by paranormal entities.

*Argus-III Situational Awareness System, consisting of two sensor modules attached to the LBE (200g each), a xeno-tissue graft to the brain stem (derived from genetically engineered precognitive Rhesus Macaques) and a micro-controller installed into the core implant suite that interfaces these systems. This system should provide 360° parasensory awareness within a 30 ms temporal range.

*Hellgate Point Defense System, consisting of a back-mounted unit (6.4 kg) containing a demonic integrated microsummoner, a compact demon particle accelerator, an electromagnetic focusing array and a high density superconducting capacitor loop. This system uses data from the Argus-III system to generate miniature short-lived wormhole bridges to tartarean phase-space. The resulting collision deforms and destabilizes projectiles, greatly magnifying the effectiveness of conventional body armor. This system can intercept four rounds per second, and is powered for 400 interceptions. As interceptions are accompanied by a burst of gamma radiation, operators should take care to avoid fratricidal and collateral damage.

*Spelleater Rounds (Mk VII), these rounds (chambered in match grade 7.62×51mm and 12.7×99mm BMG) are composed of Beryllium-Bronze jacketed cores inscribed with a Gen IV fractal integrated warding glyph/banishment grid and blessed by ordained clerics. These rounds will penetrate most known personal defensive charms and workings (in excess of 60 mm depth) and generate wider wound channels (~43% wider compared to conventional munitions) when tested on thaumaturgically derived paranormal entities and constructs. 12.7mm BMG Spelleater ammunition was also issued to the sniper team.

*Banishment Grenades, these grenades (chambered in 40×53mm SR) use a high-explosive charge to generate a compression wave harmonic resonance keyed to the musica mundana, disrupting the physical vessels of non-native paranormal entities manifesting in the universe.

-MTF Tau-51 ("Urban Brawl")

>A Mobile Task Force specializing in the acquisition and containment of urban anomalies, especially in the Three Portlands environment.

-MTF Upsilon-4 ("Sugar Pill")

>Originally formed in order to contain , Mobile Task Force Upsilon-4 is tasked with epidemiological containment, with special emphasis on the containment of memetic outbreaks.

-MTF Psi-1 ("Redshirts")

>A Mobile Task Force specializing in orbital and exo-environmental operations. It is permanently attached to the interstellar vessel Joyeuse and serves as its combat support unit. It is not capable of performing large scale attacks and is primarily used for the reconnaissance and recovery of stable anomalies

-MTF Psi-7 ("Home Improvement")

>Mobile Task Force Psi-7 specializes in the undercover investigation, containment, and/or demolition of anomalous buildings or buildings affected by anomalies, particularly residential homes in populated areas. This includes the acquisition or transfer of affected buildings to Foundation control as well as initial observation and documentation of such buildings prior to transfer to local containment teams for long-term or ongoing containment.

-MTF Psi-8 ("The Silencers")

>Mobile Task Force Psi-8 specializes in the investigation, tracking, containment and/or destruction of individuals suspected to be capable of or having been affected by reanimation anomalies, as well as investigating suspected cases of communication with deceased individuals. This includes the severing of devices intended to allow communication with individuals buried alive, such as bells, pipes, and phones, as well as detainment and interrogation of individuals claiming to have had contact with deceased individuals.

-MTF Psi-9 ("Abyss Gazers")

>A task force made up of operatives working for both the Foundation and the Global Occult Coalition. They are a battalion-strength force formed with the purpose of engaging invading extra-dimensional threats in unconventional warfare. They have access to heavy artillery, N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (N,N-DMT) a hallucinatory drug with vision enhancing properties, and Counter Occult Stratagems (COS).

-MTF Omega-0 ("Ará Orún")

>The "saints" of MTF Omega-0 are informational constructs with the memories of deceased Foundation personnel able to manifest through access of the Foundation's intranet terminals. Using Identity Warfare Training (IWT) they protect their living comrades against informational threats and entities. The existence of MTF ω-0 is unknown to most or all of the living members of the Foundation.

-MTF Omega-7 ("Pandora's Box")

>Mobile Task Force Omega-7 was an experimental task force specializing in the acquisition and containment of anomalies utilizing cooperative anomalous humanoid entities, particularly SCP-076 and SCP-105. However, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 has since been disbanded and decommissioned.

Note: As Omega-7 and Alpha-9 cannot diegetically exist at the same time, matches involving The Foundation have to state if Omega-7 or Alpha-9 is currently being utilised by The Foundation.

-MTF Omega-9 ("The Scrubs")

>Mobile Task Force Omega-9 consists of 3 anomalous entities available for near-instantaneous deployment into extreme circumstances requiring the delivery of overwhelming force. Its primary purpose is as a rapid-response team for containment breaches involving violent, hostile anomalies. As part of the agreement reached with these 3 entities, MTF Omega-9 is only to be used to eliminate hostile non-human targets.

-MTF Omega-12 ("Achilles' Heels")

>A task force composed of reality bending Foundation personnel from an alternate universe. Omega-12 is tasked with capturing SCP-3480-2 instances, guarding the many entities imprisoned in Area-13, and hunting down powerful uncontained reality benders elsewhere.

-MTF Stigma-9 ("Evolved from Naturally Occurring Gears, Levers and Pulleys")

>Historically, the Church of the Broken God had always prided itself on its artificiality - that its faith is proven with tangible artifacts and physical devices of miracles. So, when the time came to destabilize the Church, the Foundation put forth a team of forgers, and Stigma-9 was it.

-MTF-DE4-𝔙 ("Die Verteidiger")

>A small task force consisting of highly trained MTF members or security personnel that utilise SCP-150-DE - anomalous Technical Power Armors that grant the wearer superhuman capabilities. Members of Die Verteidiger are stationed at various Foundation sites across the globe and can be deployed with other MTFs to aid or assist them in their missions.

>Armor variants include:

*Beowulf: The standard variant of SCP-150-DE. The Beowulf model makes up the majority of MTF DE4-𝔙. It can be equipped with two primary weapons and two secondary weapons. Secondary weapons can be attached to the forearms of the suit and activated via thought. The Beowulf model can carry heavy loads and accelerate for a short while if thrusters are installed in the back. This armor can withstand singular grenade explosions and projectiles up to 13 mm without significant damage, except when armor piercing rounds are used. The armor also resists corrosion and heat exposure to a certain degree.

*Herakles: This model is notably slower and heavier than the Beowulf but can carry weights of up to 210 kg and has more reinforced armor. Hollow charges or projectiles with similar penetration force are necessary to pierce through it. The Herakles can carry a heavy and a light primary weapon as well as two secondary weapons. The heavy weapon is installed on a mounting and pivoted to ensure a higher stability while firing, further supported by extendable and retractable bolts on the legs for anchoring in the ground. The weapon and anchoring can, however, be ejected in emergency situations. Light and secondary weapons can like with the Beowulf model be carried with picatinny rails or at the forearms.

*Siegfried: A defensive unit with reinforced armor designed for resisting bombardment and armor-piercing rounds. Its primary fuction is to provide cover for other units or to protect VIPs. In field tests, the Siegfried has been shown to be capable of continued operation even after being tagged by caliber 105 kinetic energy penetrators. The Siegfried also possesses extendable and retractable bolts on its arms and legs, allowing it to anchor itself in the ground and withstand high impact blasts. Because the bolts are capable of penetrating even concrete, they are evidentially also suited for giving punches more lethal force. The anchoring can be ejected in emergency situations. Additionally, the Siegfried model can carry mobile barricades on its back and can deploy and set them up in combat situations. Because of this load and its armor, the Siegfried model is the slowest of all designs and therefore is only used in escort missions or huge contingents.

*Egil: The Egil model has lighter armor than the Beowulf, giving higher flexibility and agility. Because of this, it can be damaged by heavy machine guns, should it be detected. To prevent this, he possesses camouflage patterns like all models and can be equipped with cooling for the external cladding, making it invisible for thermal imaging. Additionally, magnetic absorbers ensure that the unit is difficult to locate via radar. There are also to experimental units bestowed with antimemetic properties. Their usability is limited, however, because even allied units without appropriate resistances against anitmemetic influences often forget that those Tactical Power Armors are in the field. The Egil can carry two primary weapons and two secondary weapons, but not use them simultaneously. Even in difficult conditions, it is possible to acquire and hit moving targets at distances of 2500 m, provided the precision of the used weapon allows this.

*Grettir: The Grettir is specialized on weapon logistics and ensures the supply of ammunition for other units during large-scale operations. Its construction is less designed for armor and more for stability and agility, making it vulnerable to continuous machine gun fire. In turn, it is more mobile than a Beowulf, even with loads of 150 kg, and can easier evade enemy attacks because of this. The Grettir is often escorted by normal infantry to aid in the delivery of ammunition and potentially it's loading.

*David: The David is designed for emergency situations and is to provide first aid and led non-combatants to safety in such cases. Should a save evacuation not be possible due to blood loss or contamination, the David can carry out emergency amputations or cauteries. To this end, it caries anesthesia at its forearms that can be injected through an opening near the wrist. In favor of mobility, the David possesses armor similar to the Egil, but can only carry one primary and secondary weapon.

*Sindbad: The Sindbad model possesses almost no armor to highen its mobility and is therefore vulnerable to normal machine gun fire. Therefore, to prevent detection the Sindbad possesses camouflage painting. In addition, its outer plating is cooled to make it invisible to thermal imaging like the Egil. Furthermore, it can only barely or not at all be detected by radar units due to its magnetic absorbers. With its reconnaissance, the Sindbad can in optimal conditions identify individual persons in a distance of 7000 m, groups of individuals in a distance of 10000 m and vehicles and structures at a distance of 21000 m. Additionally, it is capable of intercepting and relaying communications with appropriate monitoring equipment. Because of its lacking armor, the Sindbad can carry the biggest supply of oxygen and is due to its resistant external cladding and additional shielding against radiation suited for the exploration of areas hostile to life1. To save further weight, the Sindbad can for defense in emergency situations only carry one primary and secondary weapon, or none at all.

Dedicated Departments:

-Overseer Council

-Ethics Committee

-Decommissioning Department

-Alchemy Department

-Pataphysics Department

-Antimemetics Department

-AIAD

-Temporal Anomalies Department

-Department of Tactical Theology

-Department of Miscommunications

-Department of Acroamatic Abatement

-Fire Suppression Department

-Department of Applied Thaumatology

-Department of Surrealistics

-Department of Unreality

-Department of Entomology

-Cryptozoology Division

-Minecraft Divison

Technology:

-Scranton Reality Anchors

- Xyank/Anastasakos Constant Temporal Sink (XACTS)

-Non-Physical Displacement Neutralizer Arrays

-Irreality Amplifier

-Placeholder Exploratory Engine

-Placeholder-Gears Ontokinetic Sink (PH-GOS)

-Hyperon-Morpheus Entropy-Subconceptualization Cannons

-S.W.A.N.N. Engine

-REISNO Cannon

Feats(Strength, Speed, and Durability):

-SCP Scaling

-Has a Universal Narrative

-Has tools that can harm SCP-3125 and the Database

Stats(Strength, Speed, and Durability):

-SCP-682 stats

>Look back into the previous 682 fights for reference

-SCP-096's intense strength

>According to this: "We had our Sun diver look at a picture and boom. 096 took off like a lanky slightly quieter rocket. We calculated that at the speed it was going it would hit the sun, just like we'd planned. All that was left was to listen to the D-Class we'd sent up scream as she was incinerated by the sun. We turned off the feed halfway through. That was my primary objection, by the way. We'd never deliberately killed someone in space before. You're probably thinking that's a lie, but it isn't. People with the mental stability for years long trips to space are damned rare. When you're pulling from prison populations it's even rarer. I'd love to say it was purely for humanitarian reasons but the truth is we couldn't spare the astronauts. We tracked 096 all the way. It took 2 more years but he got to where he was going, and as far as we know he was bathed in nuclear fire. He probably died screaming."

>SCP-096 had to be exerting a force of 1.3 ninatons which is Large Planet Level

-1548 power stats

>According to this:

>Which requires a force of 7.1 Kilofoe which is Solar System Level

-SCP-2117's firepower

>SCP-2117 was able to annihilate 37% of Titan, which requires a force of 1.1 tenatons, it's designation was SCP-2722 at the time

>The ship has systems that can harm and kill overseers that can tank the Big Bang at it's epicenter

-SCP-173's speed

>According to this: Unbound by eye contact, the statue had its way with the planet. Entire continents were passed by in minutes. The spindly legs worked like pistons, grinding up asphalt and rock. It ran over dying oceans and fields of ash. It never stopped.

Whenever the statue passed through a city, or what remained of a city, it would never pass through without first darting through every room of every building. The same went for any town, or any type of human settlement whatsoever. If any intelligence had remained to observe it, they might have theorized that the statue was looking for someone. Or anyone.

>I assume that SCP-173 is checking every spot on the planet Earth by itself, so that means I need to combine all the land mass on all the continents

>North America: 9,540,000 square miles

>South America: 6,888,000 square miles

>Australia: 2,968,000 square miles

>Africa: 11,730,000 square miles

>Europe: 4,066,000 square miles

>Asia: 17,210,000 square miles

>Antarctica: 5,275,000 square miles

>Now we add up the square miles of the continents

> 9,540,000 + 6,888,000 + 2,968,000 + 11,730,000 + 4,066,000 + 17,210,000 + 5,275,000 = 57677000 square miles

>Now to convert square miles to miles:

>57677000 x 2 = 115354000 miles

>Since the time took is in the form of minutes let's say 3 minutes cause that's sounds fair to me

>That's 2307080000 mph or 3.44x the speed of light

>Not it can move fast but also kill fast as well, according to this: My frame by frame review finds that at frame 235 938 of camera two's edited log, SCP-173 closes to within 10 cm of D-173-2267. D-173-2267's eyes remain fully closed; SCP-173's arms remain fixed in their usual "at rest" positions. At frame 235 939, less than 0.00001 seconds later, subject D-173-2267's head is turned upward such that it stares directly into subject SCP-173's "eyes," and -2267's eyes are now fully open.

>That's 22369.4 mph or Mach 29 which is High Hypersonic

-Reseacher Madeline Savior's/SCP-4010's hypothetical timeline

>According to SCP Lore: Writing down the timeline of the SCP Foundation rewrites all of reality to become mundane, changing the entire timeline and removing every single anomaly. As the article for SCP-4010 mentions the infinite timelines the Black Queen has access to, it is likely that infinite timelines were also erased or fused into the main one in the process

>This includes the Database, which is Boundless level

>This is consistent considering most of the 001 proposals like Story of my life and A Record have Outerverse to Boundless level stats

-SCP-4606 vs. SCP-4450

>SCP-4606 was able to defeat SCP-4450 who have stated they were gonna destroy all of Europe if  the Foundation didn't pay them

>Since SCP-4450 only have super strength, flight, and teleportation that means they only can only destroy Europe with brute force, so for a benefit of a doubt lets say they have the muscle to pulverize all of Europe which is 101,800,000,000,000,000 cm^3

>101,800,000,000,000,000 x 214 = 2 petatons of force which is continent level

Final Verdict: Low Hypoverse Level to Boundless Level with Infinite Speed

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Battle

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Here we see Rick and Morty being transported to Site-19 and we see them get out of the car and we see dozens of soldiers doing a cavity search.

Rick: "Seriously, I agreed to kill that giant lizard of yours, you don't have to shove a hand up our asses just for us to get in. It's bad enough that our voice actor got fired because that guy like Chadwick Boseman of Adult Swim."

Morty: "I bet they're gonna use a voice actor that sounds like the original guys who played Iron Man and Captain America but they're not. Like in What if?"

Rick: "Yeah. By the way, Morty if these guys are gonna force us into part of their version of the Suicide Squad and have terrible cast of teammates that will be even worse than the live action Suicide Squad we're out. Cause you wanted an SCP adventure."

Guard: "Alright sir you may enter."

We see Rick and Morty head into the building as we see 4 MTF soldiers enter the elevator with them. As they go down we see Rick look at the soldiers themselves and he sees the MTF Tau 5 emblem on their shoulders, he can see cybernetics thanks to his X-Ray vision due to the cybernetic retinas in his eyes, he then see the advance equipment that the MTF soldiers have on. He then speaks to Morty telepathically.

Rick: *in Morty's head*"Morty don't say anything, but I think that the SCP Foundation sent in one of their tougher MTF teams to catch us and make us part of that knock off Suicide Squad."

Morty: *in Rick's head*"What?! I thought they were cool with us!?! Us terminating 682!"

Rick: *in Morty's head*"Apparently not."

Morty: *in Rick's head*"W-what do we do!?!"

Rick: *in Morty's head*"Same thing what Captain America did when he was in an elevator full of bad guys, take them down."*outlouds*"Hey buddy, can you hold this for a second?"

Rick then gives a small marble to one of the MTF soldiers as he turns on a shield for both him and Morty.

Rick: "Initiate Spider-Man skeleton reference."

We then see the marble explode and reduce the entire Samsara team to skeletons and to dust leaving Rick and Morty unharmed.

Morty: "Oh my god...we killed them!"

Rick: "I'm pretty sure they can make new ones."

Morty: "Aw jeez."

We see the elevator open and we see numerous guards and MTF soldiers along with researchers Dr. Clef, Dr. Bright, and Dr. Kondraki.

Morty: "Fuck!"

Rick: "Okay then, they're good."

Morty: "What do we do?"

Rick: "The same way Garfield got out of this situation."*points to a random direction*"What's that!?"

Everyone in the room then turn to that direction and then we see Rick pull out his Portal Gun and then he makes numerous portals unleashing monsters, dangerous insects, carnivorous plants from other dimensions, and even angry and violent Waffle House customers and the Waffle Host Shaggy Rogers in his Ultra Instinct state.

Morty: "Who are those people?"

Rick: "Angry customers from Waffle House, along with the right man for the job of host of Waffle House, Shaggy Rogers. You'll get it when you watch Food Theory."

We then see Rick and Morty make a run for it until they are tackled by Dr. Clef and Dr. Bright and we see them fight each other and then we then see Rick fired a laser at Dr. Bright and killed him.

Morty: "Rick, killed Dr. Bright?!"

Dr. Clef: 'Well he can have your body Rick!"

Rick: "Actually, I gave him what he desired most, Death."

We see Morty pick up the amulet off of Dr. Bright's body and Morty was still himself even though he's holding Bright's amulet with his bare hands.

Morty: "Damn, like SCP-2935."

Rick: "Yeah."

Dr. Clef: "Let's see if you try this on for size!?"

Dr. Clef then pulls out SCP-1023-ARC and we see Dr. Kondraki pull out a sword and gets ready to fight both Rick and Morty.

Rick: *hands Morty an AI operated sword*"Keep these two busy with this sword, it's the same sword from that time with the knights of the sun."

Morty: "I don't think Blade sword skills would cut it here."

Rick: "Morty, that sword has seen every season of Power Rangers and loved them all. So you're good on that."

We then see the sword fight off both Dr. Clef and Dr. Kondraki at the same time using sword fighting skills from Blade and Power Rangers as we see Rick go to a control center and take off his watch.

Rick: "Watch activate Cabin in the Woods callback."

We then see the watch forms spider legs and hack the Foundation's systems as we see every containment cell for all the SCPs open up as guards and soldiers were then attacked by all the SCPs including SCP-682, SCP-4715, SCP-076-2, SCP-173, SCP-106, and even several instances of SCP-3199. We then see Rick and Morty get through the chaos but then we see Morty caught a glimpse of SCP-096's face by accident and then SCP-096 then screams in pure agony and then goes after Rick and Morty.

Morty: "I saw the Shy Guy's face! We're fucked!"

Rick: "Not today!"

We then see Rick make a portal and then he pull out Bruce Banner and kick him towards SCP-096 and when he saw his face SCP-096 attacked Bruce Banner and then he transforms into the Incredible Hulk and beats up the Shy Guy. We then see Rick and Morty continue running as Morty sees numerous SCPs and MTF soldiers going after them from all sides.

Morty: "Rick!"

Rick: "I can see them!"

Rick then make more portals as we then see Cartoon Cat, Choo Choo Charles, the animatronics from FNAF, Jason Voorhees, Micheal Myers, The Staff from the Infinite IKEA, and Bobbies from Unlondon coming out of the portals and attack everyone in sight. We then see Rick and Morty head to the center of the site and then Rick place down a small device and put up a shield around him and Morty.

Rick: "Get ready to see the O'Death exclusive to Site-19 Morty."

Morty: "Wait what!?!"

Rick: "Oh shit!"

Rick then sets off the device as we see an energy wave that killed everyone in Site 19 on a cellular level.

Morty: "Oh my god."

Rick: *sees SCP-682's corpse*"Welp, at least they got their wish."

Morty: "This is just one of a bunch of sites, they're all gonna attack this place. The last few battle matches we went through were against one or two guys, this is a whole organization. How are we supposed to take them all down and get out of here alive?"

Rick: "Remember when your dad came up with a plan to turn me into the Federation?"

Morty: "How can I forget? That's the whole reason why mom divorced him in the first place."

Rick: "I know right? Remember how I took down the Federation, the Pre-Council of Ricks Citadel, and your dad in one swoop?"

Morty: "Yeah?"

Rick: "This is just like that."

Morty: "Wait what? How are you supposed to pull that off against the SCP Foundation and their allies and dozens of SCPs and MTFs they have, including the 001s?"

Rick: "Remember SCP-048?"

Morty: "Yeah the cursed SCP designation, whenever a new anomaly is under that designation it gets destroyed. Why did you bring that up?"

Rick: "We are gonna make our own SCP article about the SCP Foundation mythos."

Morty: "That will take forever and they are sending in tons of soldiers and SCPs, even the O5 Council and the Administrator will get involve"

Rick: "And let's make time."

Rick then pulls out a Meeseeks box and presses the button on the box.

Mr. Meeseeks: *pops out of nowhere*"Hi I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!"

Rick: "Mr. Meeseeks, make a army of Mr. Meeseeks and if you see any X-Files Pricks coming to this place, kill them. And don't stop making Mr. Meeseeks"

Mr. Meeseeks: "Yes siree."

We then see Mr. Meeseeks head outside and he sees tons of MTF soldiers outside along with Global Occult Coalition, Horizon Initiative, and Church of the Broken God troops and then he makes an army of Meeseeks and attacks everyone in sight. Meanwhile with Rick and Morty, we see Rick activate a computer and he hacked the system with a fake Level 5 Security clearance as Morty look down the hall and sees SCP-343 walking to them.

Morty: "Rick! SCP-343 is coming this way!"

Rick: "Fuck! Welp I'm certainly going to hell for this one."

Rick then makes a portal in front of SCP-343 and then we see Strange Supreme come out of the portal and sees SCP-343 and turns to Rick.

Rick: "Want your dead girlfriend back, that old guy is your ticket."

Strange Supreme: "Well, in that case."

We then see Strange Supreme tackle SCP-343 and then we see them fight each other. We then see Rick then pull out a keyboard of his own design.

Rick: "Coat, activate Bad Guys reference."

We then see 50 arms and hands and the keyboard then pull out more keyboards and we see all of Rick's hands type on the computer all at once like Miss Tarantula from The Bad Guys.

Rick: *while typing*"What's going on out there Morty?"

Morty: "Nothing yet Rick."*sees SCP-008 zombies coming this way*"Fuck! Zombies!"

Rick: "Ant-man reference!"

One of the mechanical arms on Rick then make a portal in front of the zombies as we see a giant Thomas the Tank Engine come out of it and destroy all of the SCP-008 instances in one fell swoop.

Morty: "What was that?!"

Rick: "Thomas the Tank Engine I made. Activate Elder Scrolls Mod."

We then see Thomas the Tank Engine then start flying around and shooting fire at the soldiers outside. Back to Rick and Morty.

Morty: "How's that file doing!?!"

Rick: "Working on it!"

We then see SCP-076-2 burst into the room and point his sword at Rick.

Rick: "God damn it!"

We then see Omni-man burst into the room and tackle Able and launch him out of the room.

Rick: "Oh man, Omni-man! Good to see you again!"

Omni-Man: "Just in the neighborhood."

We then see Omni-man fly out of the room and battle Able.

Rick: "Not going to therapy strikes again."

Morty: "Thank god he's around."

Rick: "Yep, let's hope that's the last of them."

Morty then sees that MTF Team Samsara is coming their way.

Morty: "Rick! Samsara is back!"

Rick: "Fuck! Wait a second."*pulls out a spare Meeseeks box*"Good thing I carry spares."

Rick then makes a portal and hands the box to Morty.

Morty: "Why are you giving me this?"

Rick: "You're gonna refine it."

Morty: "SCP-914?"

Rick: "Put it on the Very Fine setting."

Morty then heads into the portal and sees SCP-914 and then Morty puts the Meeseeks box into the machine and puts it to the Very Fine setting and then pulls the lever. When it's done refining it we see Morty grab a Pure Platinum Meeseeks box and then Morty presses it and we see a Golden Mr. Meeseeks appear.

Mr. Meeseeks: "Hi I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!"

Morty: "Make an army of Meeseeks and protect me and Rick from those SCP assholes."

Mr. Meeseeks: "Yes siree. But one thing I'm a Mr. Meeseeks from the Pure Platinum Meeseeks box, that means I can do this!"

Mr. Meeseeks then teleports Morty to the red sea and we see Mr. Meeseeks part the Red Read with a wave of his hand.

Morty: "Holy shit...."

We then see them teleport back to Site 19 and we see Mr. Meeseeks see the Dragonslayer coming in and we see Mr. Meeseeks summon both Godzilla and King Kong to fight the Dragonslayer as we see Morty get teleported back to Rick.

Morty: "Rick! It's pandemonium out there! Is it done!?!"

Rick: "Now it's done!"

We then see Rick publish the file and then we see Scarlet Witch and Zatanna open portals into the room and look around and find Rick and Morty.

Rick: "Oh boy."

Morty: "Uh...."

Rick: "Run Morty!"

We then see Rick and Morty make a run for it as we see both magician and witch summon all of their magical power.

Zatanna/Scarlet Witch: "No more SCP/PCS erom on!"

We then see a large burst of magic as all of the Multiverse and above were wiped clean of any trace of the SCP Mythos. Later, at the Smith Residence, we see a portal open in the living room and then we see Rick and Morty fall out of it.

Morty: "Aw jeez, did we win?"

Rick: "One way to find out."*looks up SCP on his phone*"Hell yeah! We destroyed the SCP Mythos Morty!"

Morty: "Yeah we did it!"

Rick: "Hell yeah we did! Fuck you Scarlet King, fuck you!"

Morty: "Yeah screw that guy!"

Rick: "Word to your mother daughter fucker!"

Morty: "Let's go to Boob World to celebrate!"

Rick: "Actually Morty, since you wanted an SCP adventure so badly."*pulls out tickets to Boob World and rips them*"This is karma for you."

Morty: "Oh come on! I want to go to Boob World!"

Rick: "Sorry Morty, but we are going somewhere."

Later, at Freelancer1337's house, we see a portal open in his living room and they see Freelancer1337.

Freelancer1337: "Oh hey guys."

Rick: "Hey what's up, so I've seen your Wheel of Names and you have a lot of cool Battle Matches and we can fight the Avengers and Undertale another day."

Freelancer1337: "Really?"

Morty: "Yeah if you work on other fights we understand."

Freelancer1337: "Oh really, to be honest I may be a big fan of your show as much as the next guy but even I need to branch out to other fights."

Rick: "Yeah pretty much, you got some pretty cool fights in the works after looking at your Wattpad account and Wheel of Battle Matches."

Morty: "Like Timmy Turner vs. Strange Supreme, Mii Fighters vs. Cardinal Heroes, MCU Captain America vs. Soldier Boy, Comic Book Iron Man vs. Twilight Sparkle, and even RED vs. Asriel Dreemurr."

Rick: "Especially RED vs. Asriel Dreemurr, do that next."

Morty: "Wait, there are 3 Mii Fighters, which Cardinal Heroes are you gonna use? Isn't there like 4 of them?"

Freelancer1337: "Yes but I am only gonna use the Bow, Sword, and Spear hero."

Morty: "Why do you want to pin those guys against the Mii Fighters?"

Freelancer1337: "Because they're idiots, have you seen the show?"

Rick: "Good point I'd say you do RED vs. Asriel Dreemurr next and then the Mii Fighters vs. Cardinal Heroes next. Then get back to our fights with the MCU Avengers and Undertale."

Freelancer1337: "Gotcha."

Rick: "Anyways see ya."

Morty: "Yeah, have fun typing those fights."

Rick: "By the way, we heard you went to a therapy session. Good job."

Freelancer1337: "Thanks, if you can go to therapy then so would I. I just wish Kyle would go to therapy like I have but he said that he won't pay someone to care for him."

Rick: "Trust me, saying no to therapy does not work well. I almost got killed by my daughter, I almost died as a pickle, and when I actually went to therapy my family just booed at me when Jerry got Pissmaster to kill himself and told them I warned them and I have to pull of a superhero sacrifice cause he's a bad dad like me."

Freelancer1337: "You weren't in the wrong Rick, you were trying to help someone out and yet your family just booed you and Morty just joined in."

Morty: "Okay looking back at it now that was bad. Sorry Rick."

Rick: "Water under the bridge Morty. Welp see ya."

We then see Rick and Morty open a portal and they head into it and close it behind them.

KO

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Results

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Rick and Morty:

+Experience in taking down large organizations

+Rick and Morty can use different SCPs to their advantage like SCP-914

+Rick has ways to kill many MTF soldiers

+The Meeseeks box can make an army

+Rick's Portal gun can be used to summon monsters and people to kill off SCPs and MTF soldiers

+Can invent a device that can kill people on a cellular level like SCP-2935

-Outnumbered

SCP Foundation

+Numbers

-Has SCPs that would bring an end to the SCP Foundation like SCP-048, SCP-001 "Atonement", and SCP-2935 that can be used against them

-A refined Meeseeks Box can be a large threat to them

-Rick's access to the multiverse through is Portal gun

-Most of their weapons can be used against them by Rick and Morty

Next: RED vs. Asriel Dreemurr

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Trivia

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Comparisons:

-Both of them fought of weird supernatural stuff

-Both of them met on SCP Explained

-Both of them fought monsters

-Both of them have explored to other universes

Math and Chapter:

-I got my inspiration when Rick and Morty faced off against the SCP Foundation

-I did my own math on the destruction of all of Europe statement

-I think this fight is up Rick and Morty's alley

Participating Franchises:

-SCP Foundation

-Rick and Morty