(A/N): Rick and Morty Marathon of Battles(Now Canceled)

Here we see Rick and Morty cleaning up the neighborhood as we see Freelancer1337 come into the area in a Iron man suit and he came out of it as Rick and Morty saw him.

Morty: "Um Rick who's this?"

Rick: "Oh fuck it's Freelancer1337, the asshole who made us fight a bunch of Knockoff Supermen, Freelancer1337. What do you want?"

Freelancer1337: "I am just here to tell you guys that you will be fighting more foes soon in the future."

Rick: "You power scaling bastard, you're gonna make us fight more assholes!? Let me guess, the black superhero from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will be fighting us?"

Freelancer1337: "No Rick, I'll surprise you two with other fighters that are on your caliber."

Morty: "Um Rick, what is he talking about? Are we gonna fight more guys?"

Rick: "Not if I say anything about it!"

Rick was gonna fire a laser until it was shooting bubbles.

Rick: "Did you just turn my laser gun into a bubble gun like in Avengers Infinity War!?"

Freelancer1337: "Yes I did, but hear me out. Did you or did you not enjoy the last battle?"

Rick: "Well considering most of those guys are pretty much assholes. I'd say yeah it was awesome, though I did feel bad about killing Omni-man to be honest. I have a lot in common with him."

Morty: "Totally, you have tons in common with him."

Freelancer1337: "So would you like to know who you're gonna fight soon or no?"

Rick: "Honestly I just want it to be a surprise."

Morty: "Yeah it pretty ruins the experience. Everyone likes surprises."

Rick: "Yeah like Birthdays, Easter, Christmas, mostly Halloween, and Valentine's Day."

Morty: "But not Columbus Day, that guy was an asshole."

Rick: "I know right, that guy brought Small Pox to America. He was like: Hello everyone we're from the East, here have some Small Pox so you can die later by it."

Morty: "Yeah he was a sick fuck."

Rick: "Yeah Morty, he was."*to Freelancer1337*"Anyways, we'll do it."

Freelancer1337: "Great, now expect 4 battles coming your way."

Rick: "Nah I bet we can do like 6 or 7. What do you think Morty?"

Morty: "Um yeah I think we can do it, or maybe 8? I think we can do 8."

Rick: "Yeah give us 8 battles."

Freelancer1337: "Alright."

The Following Battles:

1. King Orange and Purple vs. Rick and Morty

2. Rick and Morty vs. Infinity Ultron

3. Rick and Morty vs. Marvel Zombies

4. Rick and Morty vs. Discord

5. Rick and Morty vs. Spongebob Squarepants

6. Rick and Morty vs. Undertale

7. Rick and Morty vs. Avengers(MCU)

8. Rick and Morty vs. SCP Foundation

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