Backstory: Project Freelancer was one of the many military projects made to fight off the Alien Covenant and their main mission is giving experimental AI to super soldiers like Carolina, South Dakota, and Maine and in order to freshen up their skills is by dumping a large group of losers in a boxed canyon in the middle of nowhere which is Blood Gulch. We have Red Team consists of Super Colonel Sarge, Dexter Grif, Richard "Dick" Simmons, Franklin Delano Donut, and Lopez the Heavy and the Blue Team Leonard L. Church, Agent Texas, Micheal J. Caboose, Sheila, and Lavernious Tucker and then there's the neutral 3rd party Frank Dufresne or Doc. They all came together on crazy adventures taking down Project Freelancer, fighting the Meta, saving Chorus from war against Charron, and even gods. Sarge got into Project Freelancer due to him developing a fear of heights, Simmons got low test scores, Grif was at an outpost and when there's an alien attack he survived by sleeping there, the Red Team made Lopez from a robot kit, Donut was sent there because he broken strict regulations for doing cheese and wine hours as for the blues Church was the Alpha Ai sent there so that no one can get to him, Tex was recruited through circumstance and is a fragment of the Ai representing failure, Tucker joined the military cause women like men in uniform and he made up being a physician only to be caught for lying and sexual harassment and was sent to Project Freelancer as well, Caboose mistook signing up for the military for an Ivy League University and ended up in Blood Gulch, Sheila used to be an Ai called Filss who assisted Project Freelancer until she was transferred into a tank to monitor the Alpha, and as for Doc he failed a medicine program in Jamaican State and then he went to Desert Gulch to be the medic of the Blues and Reds and then he went to Blood Gulch to be their medical officer only to have an AI Omega in his head and gave him a split personality named O'Malley.

Background:

-Teammates: Sarge, Simmons, Grif, Lopez, Donut, Caboose, Church, Tucker, Sheila, Tex, and Doc

-They are the most ridiculously and mind boggling impressive team

-Formed by Project Freelancer

-Sarge is the biological father of Broomstick from Death Battle

-Type of Government: Malarkey

-Vehicles: Warthog or Chupathingy

-Grif is always getting hurt

-Lopez always get reduced to a head and always speaks Spanish

-Bases: Blood Gulch, Valhalla, Chorus, Crah Site Bravo, and Iris

-When the Temple of Procreation was activated Grif and Simmons were in a storage closet during the whole thing

Weapons(Sarge):

-BR55 Heavy Barrel Service Rifle

-Type-1 Energy Sword

-Gravity Hammer

-M6H2 Magnum

-SRS99C-S2 AMB Sniper Rifle

-M45D Tactical Shotgun

Weapons(Grif):

-BR85N Service rifle

-magnum pistol

-Suppressor

-Brute Shot

-Frag Grenades

-Teleportation grenades

-Speed Boost

-Beam Rfile

-Meth Meth Shrooms

Weapons(Simmons):

-BR85N Service Rifle

-M6H2 Magnum

-Sticky Detonator

-M7/Caseless Submachine Gun

-AIE-486H Heavy Machine Gun

-M41 Surface-to-Surface Rocket Medium Anti-Vehicle/Assault Weapon

-Needler

Weapons(Lopez):

-BR85N Service Rifle

-M6H2 Magnum

-Missile Pod

-M247 General Purpose Machine Gun

-Beam Rifle

-Storm Rifle

-Weather Control Device

Weapons(Donut):

-Grenades

>Frag

>Sticky

>Teleportation

-Needler

-Magnum

-BR85N Service Rifle

-Cosmic Shisno powers

Weapons(Church):

-SRS99C-S2 AMB Sniper Rifle

-Magnum Pistol

-Ai possession

-Forrunner Monitor Body

>Telekinesis

>A laser beam

Weapons(Tucker):

-BR55 Heavy Barrel Service Rifle

-M7/Caseless Submachine Gun

-Sticky Detonator

-AIE-486H Heavy Machine Gun

-M6D Magnum Sidearm

-M395B Designated Marksman Rifle

-SRS99C-S2 AMB Sniper Rifle

-The Great Key

-Carbine Rifle

-Meta's Armor

>Active Camouflage

>Adaptive Camouflage

>BioScan

>Domed Energy Shield

>Enhanced Motion Tracker

>Overshield

>Super Strength

>Temporal Distortion

>Voice Manipulator

Weapons(Caboose):

-Assault Rifle

>Equipped with Freckles as an AI for his auto targeting system 

>When he pulls the trigger it's like a noisemaker

-Sheila the Tank

>Has all the weapons of the Scorpion Tank

-MJOLNIR Powered Assault MK V Helmet

Weapons(Tex):

-BR55 Battle Rifle

-2x M7/Caseless SMG

-M6G Magnum

>Normal ammunition 

>Sticky paint

-Ai Possession

-Machine Gun

-Grenades:

>Frag

>Sticky

>Spike

-A.I Omega

-M41 Surface-to-Surface Rocket Medium Anti-Vehicle/Assault Weapon

-SRS99C-S2 AMB Sniper Rifle

-Armor Enhancements

>Strength Boost

>Active Camouflaged

Weapons(Doc):

-M41 Surface-to-Surface Rocket Medium Anti-Vehicle/Assault Weapon

-Medical Scanner

-Ghost

-Cosmic Shisno Powers

Feats(Strength and Durability):

-Tanked a 50 Megaton Bomb

-Tex fought Carolina on some occasions

-Took down numerous Mercs and Freelancers

-Caboose was unfazed 10x normal Earth Gravity

-Caboose held up Andy the Bomb for extended periods of time

-Caboose is the strongest out of the group

-Grif tanked gunfire, tank shells, and getting hit the balls by Tex

-Donut tanked a sticky grenade to the face

-Tex flipped Shelia over

-Tex threw a large crate without the use of a Strength Boost

-Sarge got out of an explosion of a warthog without a scratch

-Caboose survived a fall from 227 feet onto his head

-Doc tanked trip mines

-Doc was punched by The Meta so hard that he was embedded into a wall

-Survived an explosion that broke him out of a wall

Feats(Speed):

-Caboose and Lopez outran tanks and warthogs

-Simmons changed his Mjolnir armor in 4 seconds which according to Death Battle makes him 90x faster than a super soldier

-Tucker jumped onto a Wasp while it was moving

-Tucker hit a warthog while it was at full speed

-Tex can scale to other freelancers

-Sarge dodged a Railgun

Stats(Strength and Durability):

-Caboose's Full Strength and Robot Kit Scaling

>I am gonna figure out Caboose's full strength

>Tex wasn't able to lift Andy the Bomb even with the Strength Boost enhancement with her at the time and Caboose himself was able to lift him up though he had some strain while carrying him so he has to be at his limit in that situation

>According to this: https://web.archive.org/web/20170120204352/http://www.narutoforums.com/xfa-blog-entry/red-vs-blue-revelation-dont-mess-with-texas.21984/

>Tex was able to lift up 80 tons without the Strength Boost

>So we can combine the 8x multiplier from the strength boost and Caboose's ability to overpower 100 Tex Clones which is a 100x multiplier and the 10x gravity feat from the Chorus Trilogy

>80.42 x 8 x 100 x 10 = 643,360 tons

>We can also apply this to his Durability as well

>50 x 8 x 100 x 10 = 400,000 megatons or 400 gigatons(Large Island Level)

>Tex can only survive 400 megatons(Mountain level) and since Wash stated that the Robot Kits are in case that the Alpha loses a body so the process would be similar to Beta aka Tex, meaning that Lopez and Church can scale to Tex without her strength boost

>The rest of the group are able to move around half ton suits of Mjolnir armor

>Plus Tucker can scale to The Meta since he has his armor and his enhancements

>50 x 800 = 40,000 megatons or 40 Gigatons(Island Level)

>80.42 x 800 = 64336 tons

-Magnum attack power

>According to this: https://web.archive.org/web/20170519151456/http://forums.hero-academia.com/xfa-blog-entry/red-vs-blue-season-9-wyoming-and-maine-are-sore-losers.22057/

>The Destructive Power is 3444000 joules or 0.0008 tons and the Piercing Power is 13.1 tons combing both results the Magnum can unleash the force of 13.101 tons(City Block Level)

>Since they have the same weapons from Halo, they would be around Street to Multi-City Block level

-Donut being crushed by a Pelican

>According to this: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:AbaddonTheDisappointment/a_ton_of_RvB_calcs#Insurrectionist_survives_a_MAC_Round

>He survived 0.00304949896 tons

-Caboose surviving a fall from space

>According to this: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:AbaddonTheDisappointment/a_ton_of_RvB_calcs#Insurrectionist_survives_a_MAC_Round

>Caboose withstood 1280.10273781 Kilojoules of force, with the multipliers he can withstand 2.45 tons(Large Building Level)

-Insurrection scaling

>According to this: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:AbaddonTheDisappointment/a_ton_of_RvB_calcs#Insurrectionist_survives_a_MAC_Round

>The Insurrectionist survived 0.9446098655 tons of force

>The the multipliers, Caboose would exert a force strong enough to surpass the durability with a force of 15114 tons or 15 Kilotons(Town Level)

>As for Tex she can exert the force of 15 tons(City Block level) and Lopez 2 tons of force due to Robot Kit scaling(Large Building level)

Final Verdict: 

High Tier: Caboose(Large Island Level in durability),(Town Level in attack power),(Street Level to Building Level with weapons)

Mid Tier: Tex, Lopez, Tucker, Donut, Doc, and Church(City to Mountain Level in durability), (Large Building to Town Level in attack power), (Street to City Block Level with weapons)

Low Tier: Sarge, Simmons, Griff, Sheila(Large Building to City Level in durability), (Building to Large Building level in attack power), (Street to City Block Level with weapons)

Stats(Speed):

-Ai Perception

>AIs like Epsilon perceive things much slower than anyone

>According to this: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:AbaddonTheDisappointment/RvB_Speed_Calcs#Epsilon_speed

>Epsilon's perception is 0.00004768849 seconds or High Hypersonic+

>Lopez, Church, Tex, and Tucker with the Meta's Suit with Alpha in it should scale to Epsilon's perception of time

-Warthogs, Scorpions, Wasps, oh my

>Warthog: 78 mph

>Scorpion: 45 mph

>Wasp: 310 mph

>This puts them between Superhuman to Subsonic in running speed

-Carolina speed scaling

>She dodged a sniper rifle round moving at around 1530 m/s or Mach 4.5(Hypersonic)

>Carolina with the Speed Boost was able to keep up with Tex's motorcycle which is Subsonic

-Other Speed feats

>Simmons dodging bullets: Subsonic

>Carolina dodging Shotgun blasts: Supersonic

>Scaling to Felix who dodged bullets at point blank range: Subsonic+ to Supersonic

Final Verdict: running speed is Superhuman to Subsonic, Supersonic to High Hypersonic+

Weaknesses:

-Most of them can be killed by an EMP

-Caboose is an idiot

-Doc is a pacifist

-Grif will forget the ammo

-They're all idiots

-Church can't aim well

-Tex can't allow her to succeed in most things

-Lopez can't do much when he's a head

-Grif is so lazy

-Simmons gets nervous around girls with the exception of Tex, Grif's sister, and Carolina

-Caboose's team killing

-And many more

Possible Opponents:

As a team:

-Teamfortress 2

-The Seven

-The Boys

-The Bat Family

-Team RWBY

Only Tex:

-Leone

-Yang Xiao Long

-Queen Maeve

-Captain America(MCU)

-Chef Hatchet

-Billy Butcher

Only Caboose:

-Soldier Boy

-Owen(Total Drama)

-Bulat

-Spartan 1337

-Homelander

Only Tucker:

-The Scout

-Neptune

-Finn(Star Wars)

Only Grif:

-The Deep

-The Heavy

-Hercule Satan

-Sun Wukong(RWBY)

Only Lopez:

-Chewbacca

-The Pyro

-Stormfront

Only Church:

-The Sniper

-Professor Ozpin

Only Doc:

-The Medic

-Mercy

-Two Face

Only Donut:

-The Demoman

-Dan Hibiki

-Starlight

Only Sarge:

-The Soldier

-Soldier 76

-Ironwood(RWBY)

-Colonel Radec

Only Sheila:

-Freckles

-Sweet Tooth

-Batmobile(Dark Knight Trilogy)