"So, that's what the chill is?" Starfire asked. I thought it was the literal." After an awkward silence, Starfire asked, "Can the chill still be the complete? Would that be too awkward?"
"WHAAAAT?!" Peter shouted, jumping up off the couch. His face was red as her silky smooth crimson hair. He admired it so. Starfire blushed as he jumped up.
"Too awkward, I see," Star said. Peter heard the disappointment in her voice. He regretted his reaction. He sat back down slowly.
"Well, I mean I... I don't really have... much prior experience..." Peter said, blushing.
"Well, I have learned a thing or two from the internets, and I have been to the websites like the hub of porn, and the videos of X-" She started, but was cut off by:
"Whoooaaaa there, um, I don't need to know your browser history. We delete those for a reason, you know."
"So what is the answer, friend Peter? Yes or no?"
"Uhh... I, um... I guess? I mean, it's kind of sudden, but..."
Starfire stood up and tore off what clothes she had on in one rip (It was only her superhero outfit). She sat down next to Peter, who was red as a beet, and petrified with shock.
"You are very the confusing, friend Peter. Perhaps you'd like some help?" Star reached to him, but he leapt up. He stood there for a moment, examining Star, and then took off his own shirt and pants.
"So, you ready to teach me?"
"You be the betting money on it, boyfriend Peter Parker!"

And you know what happened next... ;)